Fools gold.

Miss witch: what am I wearing!?
Troll: are you talking to yourself?
King of Fools: mister Troll, you want to know everything. 
Troll: its called "being noisy ".
King of Fools: you want to know everything!
Why don't you ask me if I am talking to meself!
Troll: don't you look at yourself when you leave the house?
Miss witch: I only look at my face.
King of Fools: we have good news.
Ttoll: you are going to move faster?
King of Fools: we got new printer.
Ttoll: I like this printer!
King of Fools: leave it.
It's not scrap out yet. 
Ttoll:  I really like it.
Troll: leave it.
You can't take it home.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Easy on the sides?
Are we looking at the same bear?
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: again!
Troll: what  is "again"?
Again?
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: I hear you.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
We refused the shipment!?
No, no, no, we don't refuse anything!
I am besides the phone 24-7.
Not on my shift!
May be their phone wasn't working. 
Exactly,  but they don't think like this.
Mama Mia: phone call.
Miss witch: essential services!
She turned her butt to the oven and was exercising?
Did she drop the ball?
King of Fools: Mama Mia, did we change the phone number again and forgot?
(on the phone) we are going to be busy right now.
Lucky.



The Martian story .

Alien: so much with the ice. 
Martian: I remember how we used to play.
Alien: and now?
Martian: less.
Alien: what happened?
Martian: we thought we are better then anyone else. 
Martian: the machine, man.
Martian: I still remember this word,
"Apple!"
Alien: this why "372" you have to be standing at the door in school.
Martian: between us, "372" should be standing and laughing. 
Martian: good morning mi amor!
"372": good morning. 
Alien: work, work and more work. 
Martian: crazy galaxy. 
Alien: it's better then packing all the time. 
Martian: anything is better then packing. 

The Martian story.

Alien: what is the story about?
Alien: about Martians.
They received a surprise from Earth. 
Martian: people will find nothing again.
Martian: this what makes them "the lunatics".
Martian King: it makes sense.
Martian: we all can jump in and get free money.
Martian King: its tempting. 
Martian: you are a bully!
Good thing, people can't drive here.
Martian: we shall show up.
Martian: minus twenty five with the wind!
It's cold man.
Martian: very quiet now.
All you have to do is laugh. 
Martian: we are not working for 3 thousand years.
Martian: this is only thing people wants us to do.
Martian; people are smart.
This why they are not here.
Martian: break time.
Martian: no one knows what it is.
Martian: the aliens!
Martin: good morning me amor!
Long time no see.
Alien: we don't have how you are going to do it. 
Martian: it's a lot.
Alien: it's only 3 actually.
Did people teach you how to skip instructions?
Martian: no, we are not doing it.
Alien: it's just lazy thinking.
Martian: we are ok.
Alien: I am not saying you, its them.


Fools gold.

Mama Mia: mister Troll, we go home, the radio says "covid", we go to work, the radio says "no covid ".
This is not healthy!
Troll: are we going to work?
Miss witch: mister Troll, we are busy working for the money!
Troll: can I book an appointment for a different question?
Miss witch: love potions!
Today we have 61 years old who feels 28.
Her name is 306.
King of Fools: Mister Troll, take a note.
Troll: what about prediction about the work?
Miss witch: we have to scan your ID first.
(whispering) stay home tonight. 
King of Fools: text me or something. 
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Is dinner ready?
I am eating your chocolates.
Are they nuts or regular chocolates?
They are perfect with no sugar. 
When I eat sugar, I sweat. 
If it's not natural, forget it.
Mama Mia: phone call.
Miss witch: essential services!
You went on a beautiful date, in a restaurant, and he didn't call back?
What is his phone number?
Mama Mia: phone call. 
King of Fools: essential services!
We were working and its nothing. 
We can't see anything from our masks!
Yes, blamed already.
Troll: I should work on the farm.
Mama Mia: phone call.
King of Fools: essential services!
Got the skunk. 
He is learning!
Where did it go?
(singing): it's a green bear here!
Miss witch: lunch time!
King of Fools (singing): October fest!
Troll: what?
King of Fools: October fest!
Miss witch: he is going crazy.
King of Fools: from 9 o'clock. 
Miss witch: you have to relax more.
Let's all continue. 
King of Fools (singing): back in the days, my name was "codo".
October fest!
She didn't tell me her name, but its okay. 
October fest.
Mama Mia, would you tell me "yes"?
Mama Mia: sure.
King of Fools (singing): she said " no" every day.
Troll: it's not "King of Fools" either. 
King of Fools (singing): I know where I want to go.
October fest!



The Priests.

Old woman, priestess: now Pharaoh is being grumpy is the least of our problems. 
Pharaoh: don't listen to me woman!
Old woman, priestess: we studied psychology, we have to listen to you.
First priestess: remember in 22 you used to say "in 2022 cars will fly!"
Now its exactly the same year.
Second priestess: Pharaoh,  say "Cheese!"
Pharaoh: I only wanted to sort the things out!
First priestess: yes, yes, yes.
You are a good boy and does it. 
Old woman, priestess: according to me, it will all work. 
First priestess: what's your current level of sugar?
Pharaoh: I will look at it tonight. 
First priestess: keep it 100.
Old woman, priestess: Pharaoh, every different Pharoah is different scenario. 
This is part of marketing. 



Fools gold.

Miss witch: good morning mister Troll. 
And the coupon for free banana cakes!
In case, if you want banana cake, you don't have to be stressed out. 
Can we borrow your desk?
Troll: don't you have your desk?
Miss witch: we have, but someone stole it.
Good one!
No, we work overtime here.
Essential services. 
People are going crazy.
Mister Troll, are you going crazy?
Ttoll: I wish.
Miss witch: you can sing songs. 
Mama Mia: phone call.
Miss witch: essential services. 
Want to take day off?
Use "status 30", not sure what it means.
We use "status 100", it means "no one cares".
Mama Mia: phone call. 
Miss witch: essential services. 
He is looking how you are dressed?
Wear mask and you will be okay. 
May be he thinks he is dreaming or something. 
King of Fools: mister Troll!
I haven't seen you the whole day.
Miss witch: I was working. 
King of Fools: we have a lot of overtime.
We can close the blinds and no one will see what we do here.
Troll: you!
King of Fools: me?
Troll: you set me up with your dwarf friend!
King of Fools: I thought she would tell you!
Troll: she wanted me to be surprised. 
King of Fools: oh, you will be surprised. 
One minute she is here, one minute she is overthere. 
You can put her on your shoulders. 
Troll: are you crazy?
King of Fools: in some areas. 
Nothing is done here.
Miss witch: you will feel better overnight. 
King of Fools: and what did she tell you?
Troll: she said, forget about the money.
Forget about the money.
King of Fools: you see!
You know a lot now.
Troll: one thing I don't know, how to clean up this mess.
King of Fools: and why she is not calling you now?
Troll: she said, I remind her old, old boyfriend.



The Martian story.

Martian King (on tv): ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Martian: you see.
When you make no senses, no one wants to know.
When he makes no senses, we have to know.

Вечер весенний, праздник семейный,

Торт на столе, фотографии в круг.

Две старые женщины, дружно по кругу поют про войну. 

Я одета красиво, новое платье, воздух духами пропах,

Думали мы, будет много объятий, будет много ребят.

Комната чистая, торт на столе, фотографии в круг, две старые женщины поют и поют,

Санитарный поезд тихо идет, 

Где тут медали, где ордена?

Теплота, теплота.

Наши медали на наших руках.

Spring evening, family party.
Cake on the table, pictires around.
Two old women are singing together about the war.
I am dressed beautifully, a new dress, air smells like perfume.
We thought there will be a big party with a lot of hugs and many people. 
The room is clean, cake on the table, pictures around, two old women.
They are singing and singing.. 
...The medical train is going quietly.
Where are the medals?
It is very warm inside.
Our medals are on our hands.
Вечер весенний, праздник семейный,

Торт на столе, фотографии в круг.

Две старые женщины, дружно по кругу поют про войну. 

Я одета красиво, новое платье, вечер весенний духами пропах,

Думали мы, будет много объятий, будет играть много ребят.
Но только две старые женщины поют о войне.

Комната чистая, торт на столе, фотографии в круг, две старые женщины поют и поют,

Поезд военный медленно едет, 

В тёплых вагонах звенит чистота.
Где медали, где ордена?

Что жь вы девчата, куклы в шинелях, 

Ваши медали на ваших руках.

Fools gold.

King of Fools (yawning): can't be better.
Miss witch (on the phone): today we will finish breakfast in bed for our brains,
As long as we are not going to dance.
Troll: this what I would do.
Miss witch: good morning mister Troll. 
At work, we only can sing for now.
(singing) la, la, la, la, la.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: tell, this is the wrong number. 
Mama Mia: note from the government about the bonus!
King of Fools: send a reply 
"We don't go to school, we need cash".
If the government is moving our plate, we are not eating it!
Miss witch: smart.

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): your chocolates are still on my desk. 
Lots of protein.
What am I doing?
Eating chocolates by myself, I just woke up.
So where is the passion?
Is that where you are heading or is that where you are starting!?
You have to tell this to our customers. 
They keep coming.
Mama Mia: mister Troll, do you think we will get the bonus again?
Troll: how much is the bonus?
Mama Mia: right now, its zero.
Troll: new year, new style?
Mama Mia: from my second boyfriend. 
King of Fools: we are back to 2020, part 5!
Troll: one more.
King of Fools: I heard your foot steps behind me!
Troll: break time. 
King of Fools: time to wear our jackets and get dirty!
Troll: it will be okay, it's my break now.
King of Fools: you want to finish scrap out by yourself, no problem!
Mama Mia: you will get the bonus!

Fools gold. The reasons.

Santa: why everyone has the same water bottle?
King of Fools: may be they share.
Santa: so what ice has to do with intuition?
King of Fools: they are together. 
Santa: hopefully I remember this, with frost, at six in the morning.
King of Fools: we will find out.
Santa: monkey, what's your wish?
Monkey “The Genius": yyy.
Santa: he wants to be new supervisor?
Monkey "The Genius": yyy. 
King of Fools: no!
Santa: monkey, you can be better than this.
Be nice to people. 
King of Fools: another ironic thing. 
Santa: cheers!
King of Fools: cheers!
Santa is ready to go.


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