Fat cats.

Fat cat: it's not about ocean.
Its never about ocean.
It's about man on boat.
Fat cat: okay Mona Kisa.
Piggy: no one won one million cows.
Did you win?
Fat cat: we are waiting for you to rent some.
Piggy: on Friday. 
On Friday five million.
Fat cat: eight million on Tuesday. 
Fat cat: I only collect the money.
Piggy: in my country every one wins one million cows.
Fat cat: it's a lot of milk.
Fat cat: they have a lot of cats.
Doggy: no work again?
Fat cat: how do you know?
Doggy: it's not Friday. 
Fat cat: it makes sense.
Piggy: doggy, start fresh on Monday. 
Doggy: I was ready to start at seven, but I couldn't find my keys.
Fat cat: this is new technologies. 
Its called "only in the morning".
Piggy: I wonder who is behind it.
Fat cat: the one who can only afford four hundred cows.
Piggy: think so too.
Check on the internet how to buy four hundred cows.
Fat cat: doggy, there are two of them, piggy and wolfie, we mix them together. 
Fat cat: piggy and wolfie are old school. 
Fat cat: doggy, when you see them, watch yourself. 
Fat cat: personal experience. 



Fat cats.

Fat cat: cats scratch, dogs bite, people eat.

Fat cat: trust issue?

Fat cat: let's watch TV.

Fat cat: why do people eat mac and cheese?

Fat cat: because they like it.

Fat cat: they do it on purpose. 

Fat cat: "food dog"?

Fat cat: because they went to someone else house.

Fat cat: they dropped bread and dog stepped on it.

Fat cat: people are weird. 

Fat cat: you go to a restaurant and you see how people clean their plates.

You see a sponge.

Fat cat: not surprised. 

Fat cat: do you see a chicken thing!

Fat cat: what happened to the chicken?

Fat cat: mud?

Fat cat: people actually eat it.

Fat cat: what do you mean?

Fat cat: it's fake.

Fat cat: they should attach some diamonds to it.

Fat cat: it will look very good. 

Fat cat: she is waiting for the date at the construction site.

Fat cat: at night?

Fat cat: every girl knows not to wait at the construction site.

A new born girl knows.

One week old girl knows not to wait at the construction site.

Fat cat: we can switch to our exercise.

Fat cat: it will be a scandal. 

Fat cat: we are spoiled. 

Fat cat: where is doggy?

Fat cats.

Doggy: and when I won my toonie, 
I put in my cash bank.
I don't spend until the end of the year. 
Fat cat: you should cash.

Fat cats...

Fat cat: let's do our regular business. 
Where is doggy?
Doggy: why you changed my schedule?
Fat cat: it's not easy.
Doggy: what do you mean, it's not easy!?
Fat cat: we are sharing the middle of the day.
Doggy: what do you mean!
Fat cat: doggy is the worst. 
Doggy: okay fox.
Exactly perfect. 
Meeting?
Fat cat: doggy if you listen piggy, you will have no money.
Fat cat: your money! Your money!
Fat cat: piggy has our money too.
Fat cat: why do they always throw money at piggy?
Fat cat: doggy, you look like you are stuck here forever.
Fat cat: meow....moo..
Fat cat: doggy, we bought you a cow.
Fat cat: 800 dollars. 
Fat cat: lots of money.
Fat cat: doggy, you are very smart.
Take day off on Friday and have long weekend.
Fat cat: today people bought 1 million cows.
Fat cat: people will buy 50 million cows by the next month.
Fat cat: lots and lots of money.
Fat cat: we have 1 cow, we still bought another one.
Fat cat: we tapped the book.
It's new, but we still taped it.
Fat cat: doggy, you can see better.
Fat cat: bigger one.
Fat cat: doggy, you have to play lottery very quick now.



Fat cats ...

Fat cat: are you a real pig?
Piggy: no.
Fat cat: there are no more chickens.
Fat cat: doggy has some.
Fat cat: take one from doggy.

Fat cats...

Fat cat: we are best friends!
Doggy: I heard.
Its Friday, pay day!
Money, money, money.
Fat cat: the same.
Fat cat: again!
Fat cat: money is stress doggy.
Fat cat: I thought doggy is talking to himself. 
Fat cat: on Thursday. 
Doggy: I drink before I talk.
Fat cat: doggy, you are our best student. 
Fat cat: doggy, where did you get these dog snacks?
Doggy: from nowhere. 
Fat cat: all stuff comes from somewhere.
Fat cat: it's better when you have talent.
Fat cat: 100 %.
Fat cat: doggy, when it's time to come and take our side you never here.


Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): I always thought "love" is a four letter word. 
Miss witch (on the phone): if we are thinking from the size,  she is very mean. 
Troll: what's in the wash room?
Mama Mia: we are only trying to understand King of Fools better.
Troll: who?
Mama Mia: never mind. 
Troll: little bit work today?
Mama Mia: where is my glasses!
I have to see stuff.
Miss witch: things will go smoothly. 
Troll: work.
King of Fools: what a man.
Mister Troll, get a dog.
Troll: who pushed all the folders for wild ones?
King of Fools: you.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
I can tell you about "early situation" yesterday. 
We slept at work. 
Why did she say "no"?!
This what I am talking about. 
Yes, all the time.
Nice discovery. 
I remember, we were watching TV.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
The government thinks we are kind of stupid here.
Exactly, every year.
The busiest we have been. 
Mama Mia: phone call!
Miss witch: essential services.
You want a cheap motel and he is asking you what's for dinner?
Tonight or tomorrow? For weekend?
Yes, there are single people. 
They are rude.

Fat cats...

Fat cat: hi, my name is doggy!
How are you doing!
Fat cat: meaw!
Fat cat: we have to work.
Fat cat: later.
Fat cat: on Monday. 
Fat cat: change on "one day".
Fat cat: explain word "work"?
Fat cat: it's not boring, it sucks.
Fat cat: our legend. 
Fat cat: no, spends a lot of time around people. 
His name is "Home lion", action starts after 5:30.
Fat cat: I just realized something.
We don't have our glasses. 
We can't see.
Fat cat: let's watch doggy climbing a tree.
Fat cat: no one says "no".
Fat cat: what another word for "climbing a tree "?
Fat cat: fitness. 
Doggy: interesting conversation.
Fat cat: hey you!
You look familiar.
How are you?
Fat cat: very busy.
I understand one, two trees, but fifteen, twenty trees. 



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