New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess number two: I saw picture of a man in magazine and they wrote it you.
Princess: it was me.
Princess: is it a problem?
Princess number two: not at all!
Princess: actually two men were in the picture.
Me and my boyfriend.
He was behind my back.
He is a midget.
Princess number two: I am wondering what New Kings are doing?
Princess: they are fighting.
Princess number two: who is going to win?
Princess: they have loaded guns,
Whoever will have a chance to step first.
Princess number two: I bet one ten dollars on King number one.
That's all I have.
Princess: I bet one hundred dollars on King number two.
(both making phone calls)
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
don't know story
Inner voice: ladies would you stop bothering my life at any convenient time.
I have things to do.
Grandma w.: should I write it?
Inner voice: that would be nice.
You said you have few pages ready,
Or you are lying again?
Grandma w.: I should check my cat.
Postess: I am on diet for second week.
Aunt: men love fat women, I am good example to it.
Just say, no thank you to food.
Poetess: I am not equal.
Aunt: to who?
Inner voice: I am note equal myself.
And I will tell honestly that day will never come.
Grandma w.: it will be the end of the world, I watched on TV.
Aunt: one time I was equal to a judge, we used to sleep together.
All day, where is this, where is that?
Stupid.
Inner voice: eat chocolate.
I have things to do.
Grandma w.: should I write it?
Inner voice: that would be nice.
You said you have few pages ready,
Or you are lying again?
Grandma w.: I should check my cat.
Postess: I am on diet for second week.
Aunt: men love fat women, I am good example to it.
Just say, no thank you to food.
Poetess: I am not equal.
Aunt: to who?
Inner voice: I am note equal myself.
And I will tell honestly that day will never come.
Grandma w.: it will be the end of the world, I watched on TV.
Aunt: one time I was equal to a judge, we used to sleep together.
All day, where is this, where is that?
Stupid.
Inner voice: eat chocolate.
The Best and Ze Bella
Troll: 50 bucks!
King of Fools: probably my Angel was hiding from me.
I wonder now what else she is hiding!
Troll: let's check first how Fools gold looks like.
King of Fools: how?
Troll: on the Internet, how else.
King of Fools: I should've work in Chinese restaurant, eat food with giant chopsticks.
Rotate as usual.
Troll: I am sure we are going to find more.
King of Fools: probably my Angel was hiding from me.
I wonder now what else she is hiding!
Troll: let's check first how Fools gold looks like.
King of Fools: how?
Troll: on the Internet, how else.
King of Fools: I should've work in Chinese restaurant, eat food with giant chopsticks.
Rotate as usual.
Troll: I am sure we are going to find more.
New Kings are break in
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I am performing tomorrow with new rock on my finger.
It's literally "the rock".
Princess number two: I would watch only if its free on TV,
If I have time in my busy life.. new manicure.
I am watching baboon in the zoo tomorrow,
Will learn new moves.
And I have engagement ring, much compare to your rock.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?!
Princess number two: he is underground.
Princess: oh my Goodness!
Princess: singing in the basement, he is underground singer.
Locks himself in the underground and sings songs.
Princess: wow..
Author: I find myself enjoying young people only.
Wizard: I watch tv all day in hopes not miss anything.
It's in the gym.
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I am performing tomorrow with new rock on my finger.
It's literally "the rock".
Princess number two: I would watch only if its free on TV,
If I have time in my busy life.. new manicure.
I am watching baboon in the zoo tomorrow,
Will learn new moves.
And I have engagement ring, much compare to your rock.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?!
Princess number two: he is underground.
Princess: oh my Goodness!
Princess: singing in the basement, he is underground singer.
Locks himself in the underground and sings songs.
Princess: wow..
Author: I find myself enjoying young people only.
Wizard: I watch tv all day in hopes not miss anything.
It's in the gym.
New Kings..
Donald: Good morning people.
We drilled the Martians.
Hilary: how can you drill the Martians?
Donald: on top of spending two hundred millions on sending rocket to Mars, we drilled the Martians out of their secret base.
They are all here on Earth because we made a hole in their red planet, they like it blue now.
We drilled the Martians.
Hilary: how can you drill the Martians?
Donald: on top of spending two hundred millions on sending rocket to Mars, we drilled the Martians out of their secret base.
They are all here on Earth because we made a hole in their red planet, they like it blue now.
New Kings..
Donald: if this is the end of the world where should I demand my respect?
Aliens: brother Donald have you seen the Beast?
Donald: he is probably in masters chambers.
Aliens: masters?
Donald: yes we managed..
Aliens: one thousand years ago was only one chamber!
Beast: let's do what we were exactly doing and be happy.
Aliens: it's not good.
We have to go back to normal!
Donald: now we are stuck between the beast and aliens.
Like between Thor and his hummer.
Aliens: brother Donald have you seen the Beast?
Donald: he is probably in masters chambers.
Aliens: masters?
Donald: yes we managed..
Aliens: one thousand years ago was only one chamber!
Beast: let's do what we were exactly doing and be happy.
Aliens: it's not good.
We have to go back to normal!
Donald: now we are stuck between the beast and aliens.
Like between Thor and his hummer.
New Kings...
Donald: chao seniora, chao.
No more money, look at my empty pockets!
No credit card either.
All spent on Americano bonitas and local Don Juan.
See how they are sweating in the gyms now.
Cheap food..tons, free water..yeah.
Free health care, free school lunches, free movies on Saturday, employment, education.
She is going to break the wall with her fist!
Look for amore amigo, my free advise before lunching to the US.
We have renovations here.
Do you know how much they eat?
We have to build washrooms everywhere. ..chao Bella.
Seniora: no...
Donald: yes...
No more money, look at my empty pockets!
No credit card either.
All spent on Americano bonitas and local Don Juan.
See how they are sweating in the gyms now.
Cheap food..tons, free water..yeah.
Free health care, free school lunches, free movies on Saturday, employment, education.
She is going to break the wall with her fist!
Look for amore amigo, my free advise before lunching to the US.
We have renovations here.
Do you know how much they eat?
We have to build washrooms everywhere. ..chao Bella.
Seniora: no...
Donald: yes...
Welcome to the dark side
Old house again.
I never felt comfortable around, only in the house.
Always warm living room, radio, clock, tv.
Julia looking at the huge mirror and smiling.
I think I am beautiful, - she says.
So you didn’t go to medical university?
They would pay for us..
I am looking at old magazines, like time goes back in years.
“It was 1939, we are from small village.
Dinner time, my mother cooking,
My father reading newspaper, all day working on the farm.
Always working, my mom is still young woman,
Looking ten years older.
That’s not your place, now my father is looking at me.
What you will see here.
Go to your aunt and finish school over there.
In the city you can get passport.
This how I went to live with my aunt.
I was able to work at day time and go night school.
Girl my age was in the shop line in front of me.
Very light skin, nicely styled hair, and clothes I’ve never seen in my life.
She was wearing black rich coat, small hat and white blouse with red flowers on the top.
Probably she noticed me staring and smiled.
Very beautiful! I smiled back.
Really! I made it all by myself.
My name is Julia.
Once in a while we would meet,
And one day Julia asked if I want to visit her house.
Her house was far from the city,
We had to walk for a while in the dark.
Aren’t you afraid to walk by yourself.
I never felt comfortable around, only in the house.
Always warm living room, radio, clock, tv.
Julia looking at the huge mirror and smiling.
I think I am beautiful, - she says.
So you didn’t go to medical university?
They would pay for us..
I am looking at old magazines, like time goes back in years.
“It was 1939, we are from small village.
Dinner time, my mother cooking,
My father reading newspaper, all day working on the farm.
Always working, my mom is still young woman,
Looking ten years older.
That’s not your place, now my father is looking at me.
What you will see here.
Go to your aunt and finish school over there.
In the city you can get passport.
This how I went to live with my aunt.
I was able to work at day time and go night school.
Girl my age was in the shop line in front of me.
Very light skin, nicely styled hair, and clothes I’ve never seen in my life.
She was wearing black rich coat, small hat and white blouse with red flowers on the top.
Probably she noticed me staring and smiled.
Very beautiful! I smiled back.
Really! I made it all by myself.
My name is Julia.
Once in a while we would meet,
And one day Julia asked if I want to visit her house.
Her house was far from the city,
We had to walk for a while in the dark.
Aren’t you afraid to walk by yourself.
New Kings are breaking in
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I was choking looking at your new figure.
You should work for security,
Everyone will walk away.
Princess number two: I was choking when your boyfriend had saliva all over his face enjoying my physical updates.
Princess: he was probably looking at your blue butt.
Princess number two: those are kisses.
Princess: more looks like some kind of animal put his lips on after having a smoke.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: he is sleeping.. tired from kisses too!
Started kissing me on Tuesday, finished yesterday.
One week.
I am all in strawberry, vodka, beer and martini, his favourite flavours.
Princess number two: is he still sleeping?
Princess: blue too, I think kisses are contagious.
Princess number two: I wonder where are New Kings?
Probably we will find out from news,
I wonder if they are up to something?
Princess: knowing New Kings we shouldn't expect anything good.
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I was choking looking at your new figure.
You should work for security,
Everyone will walk away.
Princess number two: I was choking when your boyfriend had saliva all over his face enjoying my physical updates.
Princess: he was probably looking at your blue butt.
Princess number two: those are kisses.
Princess: more looks like some kind of animal put his lips on after having a smoke.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: he is sleeping.. tired from kisses too!
Started kissing me on Tuesday, finished yesterday.
One week.
I am all in strawberry, vodka, beer and martini, his favourite flavours.
Princess number two: is he still sleeping?
Princess: blue too, I think kisses are contagious.
Princess number two: I wonder where are New Kings?
Probably we will find out from news,
I wonder if they are up to something?
Princess: knowing New Kings we shouldn't expect anything good.
The Best and Ze Bella.
King of Fools (on the phone): if I wear pants, I don't wear pink!
I love you too baby,
See you later.
(to Troll): my Angel.
Troll (shaking): there is fire all over the house!
King of Fools: oh.. this how we warm up at winter.
Summer is over, summer is caput,
We have to nice and warm here.
Let's get back to work.
I love you too baby,
See you later.
(to Troll): my Angel.
Troll (shaking): there is fire all over the house!
King of Fools: oh.. this how we warm up at winter.
Summer is over, summer is caput,
We have to nice and warm here.
Let's get back to work.
New Kings..
Donald: if it's the end of the world,
Where should I demand my respect?
Obviously not in America.
Let's not worry about it gentlemen (group of young people).
There are different types of men, but only one type of women.
Nothing will work, trust me, if you are not working.
See I put VIP sign on the grass.
If you find gold you can keep 80%, 10 goes to the government and 10 to landlord of this gorgeous property.
Where should I demand my respect?
Obviously not in America.
Let's not worry about it gentlemen (group of young people).
There are different types of men, but only one type of women.
Nothing will work, trust me, if you are not working.
See I put VIP sign on the grass.
If you find gold you can keep 80%, 10 goes to the government and 10 to landlord of this gorgeous property.
New Kings are breaking in
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I received very important award with charger and sign "100%".
Princess number two: for what?
Princess: .. and my boyfriend got tattoo in my name " better then Hell".
Princess number two: everything is better then Hell.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?
Princess number two: he was listening me singing and as soon I took my clothes off,
He picked my dress and shoes, wore it on himself, said "thank you" and left.
Do you think it's sign of big love?
Princess: if he is not back to eat, the love is doomed.
According to Sigmund Freud, men ways return to their friedges.
Princess number two: should I call first or let him suffer?
Princess: according to Sigmund Freud wait until he drinks enough aqua.
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I received very important award with charger and sign "100%".
Princess number two: for what?
Princess: .. and my boyfriend got tattoo in my name " better then Hell".
Princess number two: everything is better then Hell.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?
Princess number two: he was listening me singing and as soon I took my clothes off,
He picked my dress and shoes, wore it on himself, said "thank you" and left.
Do you think it's sign of big love?
Princess: if he is not back to eat, the love is doomed.
According to Sigmund Freud, men ways return to their friedges.
Princess number two: should I call first or let him suffer?
Princess: according to Sigmund Freud wait until he drinks enough aqua.
His name was "Grandpa",
Crowns on his fingers.
Long live criminal,
Thief in law.
Would he recognize me now,
Would he remember my name?
Now he is probably more then one hundred
And I am not little girl any more.
My grandmother was his special friend.
Thief in law can’t have family, can’t get married.
I am freedom, here and there,
What can be more then freedom and beautiful women?
Make sure you all stay this way.
Long time ago our first strippers were showing me how to walk and how to dress..
Jail guards drove him sick to my grandmother's hospital and said,
You know we wait, he won't make it,
Don't have to drive back and forth,
Was too hot, too far or cold.
You will sign necessary papers and all be okay.
She was telling later, it was nightmare,
What do you mean he will .. here on this bed?
Great grandmother at home was praying,
My grandmother was sitting near his bed day at night holding hand on his chest.
Things worked out, years went by
And I am wearing gold ring made from stolen Siberian mines.
The story is not about justice and crimes.
When I was in school he was living with us for about one year, renting room.
Every week someone would call and bring food in plastic bag,
Mostly young men and sweet women with bright eyeshadow and lips.
Always fresh cucumbers, tomatoes, green onion, smell I cant forget and can food.
When I was moody, he would look at me trough thick glasses and ask,
What's wrong with you?
Like with surprise.
I say, nothing,
Something wrong with her?
And I would always laugh..
Crowns on his fingers.
Long live criminal,
Thief in law.
Would he recognize me now,
Would he remember my name?
Now he is probably more then one hundred
And I am not little girl any more.
My grandmother was his special friend.
Thief in law can’t have family, can’t get married.
I am freedom, here and there,
What can be more then freedom and beautiful women?
Make sure you all stay this way.
Long time ago our first strippers were showing me how to walk and how to dress..
Jail guards drove him sick to my grandmother's hospital and said,
You know we wait, he won't make it,
Don't have to drive back and forth,
Was too hot, too far or cold.
You will sign necessary papers and all be okay.
She was telling later, it was nightmare,
What do you mean he will .. here on this bed?
Great grandmother at home was praying,
My grandmother was sitting near his bed day at night holding hand on his chest.
Things worked out, years went by
And I am wearing gold ring made from stolen Siberian mines.
The story is not about justice and crimes.
When I was in school he was living with us for about one year, renting room.
Every week someone would call and bring food in plastic bag,
Mostly young men and sweet women with bright eyeshadow and lips.
Always fresh cucumbers, tomatoes, green onion, smell I cant forget and can food.
When I was moody, he would look at me trough thick glasses and ask,
What's wrong with you?
Like with surprise.
I say, nothing,
Something wrong with her?
And I would always laugh..
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Wizard: who are those black creatures with tails and why are they all fat?
Author: not all, normal one was told to get out.
Princess: at the yesterday show you looked like turkey between chickens.
Never mind, I didn't have a spark.
Princess number two: this show is not for you,
It’s for men.
Princess: and what they would expect to see?
Princess number two: many things, but in their imagination.
Princess: your type is whiny white men.
Princess number two: and where is your boyfriend?!
Princess: my Latino baby in Mexico.
He has to carry bags on his back all the way to here.
At least he said it was the order.
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Wizard: who are those black creatures with tails and why are they all fat?
Author: not all, normal one was told to get out.
Princess: at the yesterday show you looked like turkey between chickens.
Never mind, I didn't have a spark.
Princess number two: this show is not for you,
It’s for men.
Princess: and what they would expect to see?
Princess number two: many things, but in their imagination.
Princess: your type is whiny white men.
Princess number two: and where is your boyfriend?!
Princess: my Latino baby in Mexico.
He has to carry bags on his back all the way to here.
At least he said it was the order.
It was first music video,
My mother got from a friend.
Girls band is singing, dancing..
I couldn't understand a word in English
May be they are singing:
Life is not what you see,
Life is what you dream.
Long lines in unemployment office.
No more Soviet Union.
Everything in our city is closed except hospital, police and schoosl.
My aunts and uncles are not working,
Waiting for hours in those lines.
My mother is screaming at my father at home,
What are we going to do!
They are are arguing for weeks until he is leaving.
And me and my sister with numbers on piece of paper are waiting in supermarket to get milk and bread.
Somewhere like echo,
Life is not what you see,
Life is what you dream.
Young men from local gang are playing cards in our kitchen,
Waiting for fast medical records, signed stamps,
This business.
Every time they say,
Eat with us.
Parents are always working,
No thing to do after school.
Old building, blankets and pilows,
Bouttles on the floor.
Someone is giving me full glass and cigarette,
Try, you will see great things,
I tried only ones,
Because that night
The girls band was singing on our dirty empty street,
They were singing only for me,
welcome to the dark side
This is my grand daughter, Julia.
Any way, you already know each other.
All you have to do, behave, cook, take care of the cat and dog.
Pretty much me and Julia didn't know both.
From the city, our parents didn’t ask us anything except going to school.
Julia liked me a lot, we didn't talk much, no one really talked.
Once in a while she would play with candles in front of big mirror,
And light looked like flying in the air,
Few times we went to forest and night, and crossed river.
One day I want to qualify… Julia was whispering mysteriously for years.
What are you going to do after school?
I’ll be a doctor, like my parents and grandparents,
But I didn't go to medical university and we went separate ways.
Wards about kindness, love, help .. Orthodox beautiful Church.
I never went to the old house.
Until one day, when one of my girlfriends,
Who was giving my clothes and food, sometimes money.
She read a spell from a book.
And I knew it almost immediately.
I called Julia.
Friend? Well some friends.
We met in few days on the bus stop.
Julia was all in black and green.
Any way, you already know each other.
All you have to do, behave, cook, take care of the cat and dog.
Pretty much me and Julia didn't know both.
From the city, our parents didn’t ask us anything except going to school.
Julia liked me a lot, we didn't talk much, no one really talked.
Once in a while she would play with candles in front of big mirror,
And light looked like flying in the air,
Few times we went to forest and night, and crossed river.
One day I want to qualify… Julia was whispering mysteriously for years.
What are you going to do after school?
I’ll be a doctor, like my parents and grandparents,
But I didn't go to medical university and we went separate ways.
Wards about kindness, love, help .. Orthodox beautiful Church.
I never went to the old house.
Until one day, when one of my girlfriends,
Who was giving my clothes and food, sometimes money.
She read a spell from a book.
And I knew it almost immediately.
I called Julia.
Friend? Well some friends.
We met in few days on the bus stop.
Julia was all in black and green.
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess: copy cat.
Princess number two: you are copy cat.
You were copying that man.
Princess: I was copying the baboons.
Princess number two: you went to the zoo too!
Princess: when I was listening your new song this morning my car stopped working.
Princess number two: you are just jealous of me.
Princess: really!
And where is the boyfriend?
Princess number two: he is Latinos..
Amigo muchachos was sent to Mexica in 24 hours like in telenovelas.
Got cheapest bus ticket to the closes city he never been in his life and arrivederci.
Princess: poor thing..
Princess number two: he left with my passport,
Probably will be back tomorrow.
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess: copy cat.
Princess number two: you are copy cat.
You were copying that man.
Princess: I was copying the baboons.
Princess number two: you went to the zoo too!
Princess: when I was listening your new song this morning my car stopped working.
Princess number two: you are just jealous of me.
Princess: really!
And where is the boyfriend?
Princess number two: he is Latinos..
Amigo muchachos was sent to Mexica in 24 hours like in telenovelas.
Got cheapest bus ticket to the closes city he never been in his life and arrivederci.
Princess: poor thing..
Princess number two: he left with my passport,
Probably will be back tomorrow.
New Kings...
Donald: do you like my new car with meteorite on the top?
Local astronomer said it's very innovative.
Hilary: that stracture looks like monument?
Donald: oh, it's cave, my new office.
Symbol of peace and war on the borders..
Hillary: where is the Statue of liberty?
Donald: we are liberated enough,
Super Snory, who slept during the most remarkable days in our history.
We have to be home before darkness.
Now we have to follow law of nature.
(whispering) They try to get us at least after dark.
Hilary: wild wolves!?
Donald: no, democrats.
Local astronomer said it's very innovative.
Hilary: that stracture looks like monument?
Donald: oh, it's cave, my new office.
Symbol of peace and war on the borders..
Hillary: where is the Statue of liberty?
Donald: we are liberated enough,
Super Snory, who slept during the most remarkable days in our history.
We have to be home before darkness.
Now we have to follow law of nature.
(whispering) They try to get us at least after dark.
Hilary: wild wolves!?
Donald: no, democrats.
New Kings..
Donald (knocking the desk with a pen):
next!
We need people who know something we
don't know.
Paragraph number 5 is not fulfilled.
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