New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Wizard: who are those black creatures with tails and why are they all fat?
Author: not all, normal one was told to get out.
Princess: at the yesterday show you looked like turkey between chickens.
Never mind, I didn't have a spark.
Princess number two: this show is not for you,
It’s for men.
Princess: and what they would expect to see?
Princess number two: many things, but in their imagination.
Princess: your type is whiny white men.
Princess number two: and where is your boyfriend?!
Princess: my Latino baby in Mexico.
He has to carry bags on his back all the way to here.
At least he said  it was the order.