Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number two: you and fat cats have luck of communication.
New King number two: we don't talk!
We use a marker.
(to Queen number one): write few signs my love, in capital letters.
New Queen number one (writing): "Not at this point".
"Sometimes things get messy".
" What?!!!".
New King number one: leave laginiment space between the lines, fat cats have to see us from far.
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number two: you and fat cats have luck of communication.
New King number two: we don't talk!
We use a marker.
(to Queen number one): write few signs my love, in capital letters.
New Queen number one (writing): "Not at this point".
"Sometimes things get messy".
" What?!!!".
New King number one: leave laginiment space between the lines, fat cats have to see us from far.
Diamond: I am done now,
She is not my type, she has no spikes.
New King number one: women with spikes will knock you out.
Diamond: I don't care,
I want to be spiked put like a basketball.
New King number one: do what you are good at.
New Queen number one: what is the difference,
It's only on tv anyway.
No reason to be scared.
Diamond: they should know what women to show!
What was I going nuts for?
New King number one: say bunos chaos to that idea.
Diamod: if she was wawing on the street,
A tractor won't stop near by.
New King number one: sign here and we find you nice lady from your home land who likes to watch tv.
Diamond: I want this lady first!
New King number one: I know, I know..but we are at the war zone.
There are no women at the front.
Sign to speed up the home ticket.
She is not my type, she has no spikes.
New King number one: women with spikes will knock you out.
Diamond: I don't care,
I want to be spiked put like a basketball.
New King number one: do what you are good at.
New Queen number one: what is the difference,
It's only on tv anyway.
No reason to be scared.
Diamond: they should know what women to show!
What was I going nuts for?
New King number one: say bunos chaos to that idea.
Diamod: if she was wawing on the street,
A tractor won't stop near by.
New King number one: sign here and we find you nice lady from your home land who likes to watch tv.
Diamond: I want this lady first!
New King number one: I know, I know..but we are at the war zone.
There are no women at the front.
Sign to speed up the home ticket.
King of Fools (on the phone): my little bubble!
(to Troll): hurry.
Troll: I don't see any gold.
King of Fools: still at work, doing simple things.
(to Troll): she doesn't want me to work hard!
(on the phone): how are you doing?
Queen of Fools: good, good.
King of Fools: that's my girl!
Who else is good, good at lunch.
(to Troll) she is doing good, good!
(whispering on the phone): don't eat too much, we might get naked tonight.
Okay, see you.
(to Troll): I have to go home.
Troll: if you go home, you are going to make less money.
King of Folls: are you crazy,
I want to make more money, not less money.
My Angel wants me to be home on time for donnet, otherwise she will be very angry.
Troll: she seems nice.
King of Fools: they are all nice until they are not nice.
Troll: you better relax.
King of Fools: I have to!
I am going to gave hot date tonight.
(to Troll): hurry.
Troll: I don't see any gold.
King of Fools: still at work, doing simple things.
(to Troll): she doesn't want me to work hard!
(on the phone): how are you doing?
Queen of Fools: good, good.
King of Fools: that's my girl!
Who else is good, good at lunch.
(to Troll) she is doing good, good!
(whispering on the phone): don't eat too much, we might get naked tonight.
Okay, see you.
(to Troll): I have to go home.
Troll: if you go home, you are going to make less money.
King of Folls: are you crazy,
I want to make more money, not less money.
My Angel wants me to be home on time for donnet, otherwise she will be very angry.
Troll: she seems nice.
King of Fools: they are all nice until they are not nice.
Troll: you better relax.
King of Fools: I have to!
I am going to gave hot date tonight.
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number one: New Kings are in jail for a few days.
Princess: for what!
New King number one: for many bad things,
Will give them valuable lesson.
I would go too, but it won't help, will not waste expensive space, save for the needy.
Princess number two: can we visit?
New King number one: can go every night.
Ladies are welcome but only with children, money and food.
They are only one who can be trusted in this mistrusted world.
Princess number two: how you can teach a grown.. man in few days if I cant with all my beauty?
New King number one: lots of food, strip and karaoke bars 24\7, lots of weed, wine, tv and mudic, with our guards watching endlessly.
Do what you want!
Those things better do at home.
Princess: you are telling us scary story!
New King number one: sign something for my wife.
Princess: my nude picture?
New King number one: sure.
If you have underwear you are not naked,
My wife told me that.
She is not working, making money online.
Great six is the most popular look and junior kindergarten.
Princess: this is last time I am wearing this crown with bells.
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number one: New Kings are in jail for a few days.
Princess: for what!
New King number one: for many bad things,
Will give them valuable lesson.
I would go too, but it won't help, will not waste expensive space, save for the needy.
Princess number two: can we visit?
New King number one: can go every night.
Ladies are welcome but only with children, money and food.
They are only one who can be trusted in this mistrusted world.
Princess number two: how you can teach a grown.. man in few days if I cant with all my beauty?
New King number one: lots of food, strip and karaoke bars 24\7, lots of weed, wine, tv and mudic, with our guards watching endlessly.
Do what you want!
Those things better do at home.
Princess: you are telling us scary story!
New King number one: sign something for my wife.
Princess: my nude picture?
New King number one: sure.
If you have underwear you are not naked,
My wife told me that.
She is not working, making money online.
Great six is the most popular look and junior kindergarten.
Princess: this is last time I am wearing this crown with bells.
"Fake news". Day one.
Donald : once again I was falsely accused by Fake News Channel for playing opera in the Parliament.
It was fake, because we didn't sing and dance,
We only took a picture which looks like I am conducting the orchestra.
And I decided to lead the Fake News Corporation individually.
..Send every one to Cuba by the way.
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (smiling to the camera): Everything is perfect!
Day two.
Donald : where is the Priest?
I can't announce news without the Church.
Unlike some people who are foreign citizens now, I don't need the money,
I want to survive. .
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (with serious face) : survive economical growth!
I wish everyone the best, just in case.
To the survivor. .
Donald : once again I was falsely accused by Fake News Channel for playing opera in the Parliament.
It was fake, because we didn't sing and dance,
We only took a picture which looks like I am conducting the orchestra.
And I decided to lead the Fake News Corporation individually.
..Send every one to Cuba by the way.
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (smiling to the camera): Everything is perfect!
Day two.
Donald : where is the Priest?
I can't announce news without the Church.
Unlike some people who are foreign citizens now, I don't need the money,
I want to survive. .
Cameraman : camera on!
Donald (with serious face) : survive economical growth!
I wish everyone the best, just in case.
To the survivor. .
New Queen number one: if it's on tv, let's watch it like a movie.
Diamond: it's a reality show!
The things are real!
New King number one: since you are sitting here, guard the moon.
Diamond: isn't it supposed to be in the space.
New King number one: surely it is.
Here.
Diamond: I am not watching this peace of old equipment.
New Queen number one: the moon is gorgeous.
See, here my footsteps too, near the (dreamigly) double creator.
Diamond: why do I always have to watch the moon.
New King number one: because you are only one who can be trusted here.
One who won't steal it and sell in pieces.
Diamond: I watch only for 5 hours until the show is over, then I have to go dreaming.
New Queen number one (dreamingly): the best dreams come under the moon..
This when people make love.. at night.. The dreams come true.
Diamond: are you sure.
New King number one: you can give the moon a hug.
(to New Queen number one) don't go to far.. I know how you start, and then we have to dig person out.. hope he won't run away.
Diamond: it's a reality show!
The things are real!
New King number one: since you are sitting here, guard the moon.
Diamond: isn't it supposed to be in the space.
New King number one: surely it is.
Here.
Diamond: I am not watching this peace of old equipment.
New Queen number one: the moon is gorgeous.
See, here my footsteps too, near the (dreamigly) double creator.
Diamond: why do I always have to watch the moon.
New King number one: because you are only one who can be trusted here.
One who won't steal it and sell in pieces.
Diamond: I watch only for 5 hours until the show is over, then I have to go dreaming.
New Queen number one (dreamingly): the best dreams come under the moon..
This when people make love.. at night.. The dreams come true.
Diamond: are you sure.
New King number one: you can give the moon a hug.
(to New Queen number one) don't go to far.. I know how you start, and then we have to dig person out.. hope he won't run away.
Princess (on the phone): how is the boyfriend?
Princess number two: this what you said the last time.
He is not here.
Princess: you didn't eat him alive?
I call again.
(after few minutes).
Princess: he loves milkshakes for breakfast.
Princess number two: he loves me!
(bangs the phone).
Princess: can you tell the boyfriend, no summer today, only clouds.
Diamond: what's wrong with the tv?
Electrician: it wasn't plug in.
Everyone: it wasn't plug in!
New King number one: what about the book?
Electrician: it won't do any damage to tv, only to the head.
New King number one: time for a meeting.
Diamond: I will sit in front of TV, make sure I won't turn around.
Princess number two: this what you said the last time.
He is not here.
Princess: you didn't eat him alive?
I call again.
(after few minutes).
Princess: he loves milkshakes for breakfast.
Princess number two: he loves me!
(bangs the phone).
Princess: can you tell the boyfriend, no summer today, only clouds.
Diamond: what's wrong with the tv?
Electrician: it wasn't plug in.
Everyone: it wasn't plug in!
New King number one: what about the book?
Electrician: it won't do any damage to tv, only to the head.
New King number one: time for a meeting.
Diamond: I will sit in front of TV, make sure I won't turn around.
New Queen number one: what are you reading?
Diamond: manual!
Something wrong with tv!
New King number one: it was working every minute of the day!
Diamond (looking inside of the tv): someone left a book here..
"Hola Amigo. Are you still hot?"..
It wasn't a book before!
New King number one: are you sure?
Diamond (runs away): no friends in this country!
I should've been suspicious when that book got to the house at the first place!
New King number one: I feel I will be running after him big time.
New Queen number one: roll of the emotions.
Diamond: manual!
Something wrong with tv!
New King number one: it was working every minute of the day!
Diamond (looking inside of the tv): someone left a book here..
"Hola Amigo. Are you still hot?"..
It wasn't a book before!
New King number one: are you sure?
Diamond (runs away): no friends in this country!
I should've been suspicious when that book got to the house at the first place!
New King number one: I feel I will be running after him big time.
New Queen number one: roll of the emotions.
New King number one: sign here.
Diamond: what is this?
New King number one: for moral support.
After you sign, we will think what to do.
It's amazing feeling!
Diamond: the show is on!
New King number one: this tv is Evol.
Diamond: today she is going to ask 25 dollars and he will say "no".
New King number one: I think she shouldn't mention millions.
Diamond: what is this?
New King number one: for moral support.
After you sign, we will think what to do.
It's amazing feeling!
Diamond: the show is on!
New King number one: this tv is Evol.
Diamond: today she is going to ask 25 dollars and he will say "no".
New King number one: I think she shouldn't mention millions.
New King number one: sign here.
Diamond: what is this!?
New King number one: for moral support.
After you sign, we will think what to do.
It's amazing feeling.
Diamond: the show is on!
New King number one: this tv is Evol.
Diamond: today she is going to ask 25 dollars and he will say "no".
New King number one: I think she shouldn't mention millions.
Diamond: what is this!?
New King number one: for moral support.
After you sign, we will think what to do.
It's amazing feeling.
Diamond: the show is on!
New King number one: this tv is Evol.
Diamond: today she is going to ask 25 dollars and he will say "no".
New King number one: I think she shouldn't mention millions.
New Queen number one: people like nonsenses, go more with that.
New King number one: how can I push nonsenses to the public?
We need sets of arrangements first, something like "listen this before this.."
Opposition always complains too.
New Queen number one: it's never a problem here.
New King number two: is she mad again?
New King number one: too many excpences, since I started the project.
The historical war with fat cats.
Who wins I wonder..
New Queen number one: hyppocrat!
New King number one: she is not going to stop today and she didn't start yet.
New King number one: how can I push nonsenses to the public?
We need sets of arrangements first, something like "listen this before this.."
Opposition always complains too.
New Queen number one: it's never a problem here.
New King number two: is she mad again?
New King number one: too many excpences, since I started the project.
The historical war with fat cats.
Who wins I wonder..
New Queen number one: hyppocrat!
New King number one: she is not going to stop today and she didn't start yet.
(Dinner time).
New King number one: horoscope says we will over fat cats.
The question is "what year?".
New Queen number one: there was a bug in the jar!
Now it's on my plate, look!
Princess: throw in the garbage.
New King number one: aren't you supposed to return it?
Diamond: bugs don't just show up in the food.
Princess: it's not always expired.
New King number one: put the bug back and return to the store.
Diamond: the show is on!
Today she is going to bring the poor boyfriend home and her parents will say "no".
New Queen number one: poor people are not normal.
Diaond: what if it is a true love?!
I was thinking all night again!
Nights go fast when you think about love..
New King number one: horoscope says we will over fat cats.
The question is "what year?".
New Queen number one: there was a bug in the jar!
Now it's on my plate, look!
Princess: throw in the garbage.
New King number one: aren't you supposed to return it?
Diamond: bugs don't just show up in the food.
Princess: it's not always expired.
New King number one: put the bug back and return to the store.
Diamond: the show is on!
Today she is going to bring the poor boyfriend home and her parents will say "no".
New Queen number one: poor people are not normal.
Diaond: what if it is a true love?!
I was thinking all night again!
Nights go fast when you think about love..
New King number one: today I am going to all fat cats by the real name - "stupid".
Diamond: " Soulless baby" is on!
New Queen number one: wars and peace.
New King number one: I thought you disappeared.
Diamind: everyone drives me crazy, even the love birds and love believers.
I stay here.
New Queen number one: what happened to your tv?
Diamond: it's not working.
Tonight they are going to have sex!
I saw in the commercial..very excited.
New King number one: I doubt they will show you anything.
Diamond: what do you mean?!
If they show beginning in the morning,
I want to see the end of it in the evening.
Diamond: " Soulless baby" is on!
New Queen number one: wars and peace.
New King number one: I thought you disappeared.
Diamind: everyone drives me crazy, even the love birds and love believers.
I stay here.
New Queen number one: what happened to your tv?
Diamond: it's not working.
Tonight they are going to have sex!
I saw in the commercial..very excited.
New King number one: I doubt they will show you anything.
Diamond: what do you mean?!
If they show beginning in the morning,
I want to see the end of it in the evening.
New King number one: this is only light humour.
New King number two: light?
New King number one: not very heavy.
If you can't joke, we will find another comedian.
Leave the box over there.
New King number two: we know fat cats very little.
New King number one: soon you will know them better.
Or they will know you better, difference for a change.
New King number two: light?
New King number one: not very heavy.
If you can't joke, we will find another comedian.
Leave the box over there.
New King number two: we know fat cats very little.
New King number one: soon you will know them better.
Or they will know you better, difference for a change.
New King number one: plan a, b, c, d, e, f, g or h?
New King number two: what is plan a?
New King number one: plan a is to go home.
New King number two (yawning): time to sleep.
Fat cats: with who?
New King number one: in my army soldiers sleep alone!
Today fat cats are pushing my last button!
Fat cats: the one you are sitting on?
New King number one: how do they know?!
New King number two: progress is our worst enemy.
New King number one: democracy too.
Why, why, why mother!
New Queen number one (from another room): I am only two years older than you!
New King number two: I don't like this thing on the wall.
New King number one: this is the antenna.
New King number two: we can't touch it,
Diamond won't like it.
Diamond (from another room): it has power of knowledge.
New King number one: I don't want to know anything.
New King number two: when I was reading books, I was much nicer.
New Queen number one: as tv wasn't enough, they gave you Internet too.
Diamond: I will sleep on the mattress under the sky and dream.
New King number one (whispering): quick meeting, fat cats are smarter than we thought.
Instead of fighting, they emptied all the territory and hid everything we came here for.
Now we have to look for the stuff.
New King number two: what is plan a?
New King number one: plan a is to go home.
New King number two (yawning): time to sleep.
Fat cats: with who?
New King number one: in my army soldiers sleep alone!
Today fat cats are pushing my last button!
Fat cats: the one you are sitting on?
New King number one: how do they know?!
New King number two: progress is our worst enemy.
New King number one: democracy too.
Why, why, why mother!
New Queen number one (from another room): I am only two years older than you!
New King number two: I don't like this thing on the wall.
New King number one: this is the antenna.
New King number two: we can't touch it,
Diamond won't like it.
Diamond (from another room): it has power of knowledge.
New King number one: I don't want to know anything.
New King number two: when I was reading books, I was much nicer.
New Queen number one: as tv wasn't enough, they gave you Internet too.
Diamond: I will sleep on the mattress under the sky and dream.
New King number one (whispering): quick meeting, fat cats are smarter than we thought.
Instead of fighting, they emptied all the territory and hid everything we came here for.
Now we have to look for the stuff.
The Best and Ze Bella.
(in the morning).
King of Fools: I am a man in the house
Not the mother!
Boss (on the phone): emergency!
King of Fools: who is this?
Boss: how are you doing?
..exactly.. yeah, so called extra work.
Emergency don't take forever to answer,
It has to be fast as Hell.
King of Fools: it doesn't.
Boss: monkeys complained they don't have enough water for random bubble parties.
King of Fools: people use super flush for the fun of it!
It must be misuse of water.
Boss: toilets?!
Look outside, its hot as Hell.
Today is Thursday, you have Friday to do something, before the weekend.
King of Fools (on the phone): turn of the water.
King of Fools: I am a man in the house
Not the mother!
Boss (on the phone): emergency!
King of Fools: who is this?
Boss: how are you doing?
..exactly.. yeah, so called extra work.
Emergency don't take forever to answer,
It has to be fast as Hell.
King of Fools: it doesn't.
Boss: monkeys complained they don't have enough water for random bubble parties.
King of Fools: people use super flush for the fun of it!
It must be misuse of water.
Boss: toilets?!
Look outside, its hot as Hell.
Today is Thursday, you have Friday to do something, before the weekend.
King of Fools (on the phone): turn of the water.
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