Alien: so much garbage here.
Alien: that's from Earth.
Alien: I am wondering what are they doing over there, they are sending garbage in the  space now.
(in microphone) We don't have recycling systems!
Alien: it's probably uncomfortable.
Alien: oh my goodness.
What are we going to do!
Alien: I think socialism was better.
They didn't have that much money or food.
Alien: I see bunch of cellphone connectors floating in the air.
If I call and complain, they will send us a missfree rocket, spent bunch of stuff on research and testing.
Alien: terrible.
Alien: communism!!!
New King number one: I think we got a signal from the space!