Fools gold

Fool: this is unique case.

King of Fools: if I wasn't in charge, I would go home and do whatever.

Troll: kind of quiet today.

Where is everyone?

King of Fools: everyone was sent home without pay.

Troll: for what?

King of Fools: step on the scale and you will know first hand.

Troll: are you kidding me?

King of Fools: you want the money?

Someone broke scale in the zoo.

Monkey "The Genius" was quite all morning!

We thought at first, it was because of the virus.

She was never quite since we got her at one year old.

Then finally one of the monkeys said "yeah, yeah, yeah. Who did this!" 

Troll: you all go see the monkeys?

King of Fools: no, we go see bananas.