Fools gold.

 King of Fools (on the phone): busy as h'll.

No water, no lunch, no washroom!

I know you like it, but we are going on vacation.

Relax relax, push push, relax relax, push push, relax relax.

One week, hopefully we will come back normal.

It's our goal.

Mama Mia (on the phone): are you sure you are calling to the right place?

King of Fools: call back in two weeks.

Queen of Fools (on the phone): it's the time to take vacation.

In August it was the best weather.

No, at home.