Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools: excuse me!
Who is this lady with new hair style!
Mister Fool: good morning mister Troll.
You really look different today.
King of Fools: mister Troll, we have to quarantine you!
Troll: where is the secretary?
King of Fools: you should know!
Troll: work little bit, its easy.
King of Fools: I don't want easy.
Mister Fool: we don't work in December.
We have much bigger questions.
How to celebrate New Year. 
King of Fools: after New Year you can have bunch.
Mister Fool: monkey "The Genius" is here.
She looks pretty angry, especially the tail.
King of Fools: same,  and we don't want this.
Mister Fool: she thinks we are crazy.
I haven't seen this look for a year.
King of Fools: let's say "food"!
Monkey "The Genius": yyy.
King of Fools: mister Troll is bossing us around!
Monkey "The Genius": yyy. 
King of Fools: exactly.
Anywhere we work, we don't put pressure on monkeys. 
Monkey "The Genius": yyy.
King of Fools: mister Troll, do something else. 


New Kings..

New Queen number one: some kind of protection of dreaming is required. 
Psychic: it depends on the moon.
What did he dream about when he looked dreamingly at the sky?
New Queen number one: he is not the same after the flood.
Psychic: what ship it was?
New Queen number one: boat.
Psychic: travelled by himself?
We all know how it works.
How old are you sweetheart?
New Queen number one: he is 36.
Psychic: let me guess.
Did they say "yes".
New King number one: don't know yet.
Psychic: sometimes banks refuse. 
This why I tell you, don't wear your socks. 
New Queen number one: he always been like this.
Psychic: its also tells me.
New King number one: what if it was single boat?
Psychic: then you can go anywhere where you have space. 
New King number one: I had nothing else to do.
Psychic: he is professional dreamer. 

Pharaoh.

Pharaoh: next time have bigger wish. 
Big wish!
New King number one: how is it funny?
Old woman, priestess: breakfast is here for you.
New King number one: I am still sleeping.
Old woman,  priestess: now you are some one else. 
First priestess: relax.
Second priestess: this goes like this and that goes like that.
Third priestess: and turn that.
Old woman, priestess: and turn like this.
Fist priestess: and you can start the construction. 
New King number one: when are we going to do it?
Priestess, old woman: we are going to do it after.





The Martian story.

Martian: yesterday I dot my tax.
Martian: everything is heavier then our taxes.
Martian: go figure.
Martian: where are we going to find the volumes?
Martian: physical meeting!
Martian: we didn't miss anything again.
Martian: asap where are the aliens. 
Martian: your cousins.
Martian: we have to learn how to drive "Mars 2020",
At least we can go somewhere. 
Martian King: what was that!
Martian: we bought something. 
The ancient thing.
Martian King: was it on my list?
Martian: it was moved here from "two".
Martian King: I don't remember doing it.
Martian Queen: we supposed to be individual planets.
Martian King: don't worry, we are going to be.
Martian Queen: whatever. 
Martian: we don't know who we are now.
Martian: the planet is still here.
Martian: may be we can turn the time back?
Martian: I remember that day.
Martian: chocolate is served!
Martian: the orange one.
Martian: tell us about the balloon. 
Martian: I remember that day. 
"Oh yeah! Its going around! O!"
Martian King: you are slow.
Martian: let me check!
Martian: when we are slow, we are actually fast.
Mistakes cost us more money.





Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools: no Bonita, no, bad, bad Bonita.
Troll: we have work to do. 
What are you doing?
Blowing balloons?
King of Fools: we are blowing melons.
It will make huge difference on Friday.
(whispering) men love it.
Bonita: oink, oink, oink.
King of Fools: did I say something wrong!?
I am only student.
Bonita: oink.
King of Fools: you are the boss.
Where is the paper?
Troll: I don't know why they allowed pigs here.
King of Fools: only one at the time. 
Troll: what kind of men you are?
King of Fools: we can't please everyone.
Mister Troll, when you were keep talking, we found another map.
Troll: I will take care of it.
King of Fools (singing): looking for this gold..
Bonita: oink, oink, oink.
King of Fools: she is talking!
Troll: where is the fools gold, Bonita?
King of Fools: you can keep Bonita.
Our lucky pigs are very steady.
Eat and sleep mostly, work one hour a day.
Troll: boring.
King of Fools: it's not boring, it's the system.
Troll: she knows how to watch TV?
King of Fools: of course. 
We are watching TV right now.


New Kings...

Pharaoh: where is the motor fan?
It's only one thing that close to my power.
Servant 2: the labels got messed up.
They wanted to blame you so much.
New King number one: you listenning Pharaoh too much.
Servant 1: we have to start somewhere. 
New King number one: why is not working?
Servant 1:  Pharaoh wants us to use pumps.
He thinks its year 97.
New King number one: where is the water?
Servant 2: we are trying to get close to it.
New King number one: yesterday someone was playing with the water. 
Servant 2: its gotta be the camel. 
Servant 1: you can buy water in the bar.
Servant 2: camels are priority. 
You hear "priority".
Servant 1: if camels don't drink water, we can't travel. 
Servant 2: depends what time of year it is.
Servant 1: they were sleepy this morning. 
Servant 2: someone might have vacation not far from home.
Servant 1: nowhere. 
New King number one: excellent. 
Servant 2: we pet ourselves at the back already. 
New King number one: nothing changed.


Fools gold. The reasons.

Mama Mia: mister Troll, plenty of overtime!
Mister Fool: yeah.
Troll: we don't do anything!
Miss witch: excuse moi!
Mister Fool: bonjour!
Miss witch: mercy!
King of Fools: we are open.
Do you see the pattern?
Ask mister Fool, he will explain. 
Miss witch: its okay. 
King of Fools: I fell like working!
Where is my computer?
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Trolls: you destroyed our area!
King of Fools: by the way, it wasn't efficient. 
Trolls: where are the washrooms?
You supposed to send us the email. 
King of Fools: we will check after lunch.
Trolls: what are you saying makes a lit of sense.
King of Fools: we will get large on 30th.
The time will be flying!
Trolls: hurry up man.
King of Fools: the batteries can't charge themselves. 
Trolls: what did you buy?
King of Fools: we will check with the tailor and fax you the picture.
Other trolls will be jealous. 
Trolls: we were thinking of that.
King of Fools: it will be luxe. 
Specially for you.
You are going to love it!
Chao.
Mister Fool: what are they talking about about?
King of Fools: they are not even at work!


Fools gold. The reasons.

Trolls: what is this?
King of Fools: our new super flash system.
Trolls: is it for birds?
King of Fools: no, for humans.
Mister Fool: mister Troll, here, our new tshirts, "No honey, no money".
You can wear 5 or 6 a week.
Troll: I have mask.
Miss witch: we can help you to wear it.
And watch free movies together. 
Troll: envelope?
Miss witch: our new survey. 
What are you going to do if your wife is crazy?
Troll: it should be?
Miss witch: may be.
How do you know?
King of Fools: he is one of those people. 
They work here.
Miss witch: make sure you send the envelopes to the right address. 
We will enjoy reading it.
The reward is one thousand dollars.
King of Fools, this is your survey, you have second question,  what will you do with the money.
King of Fools: put it on there, 
I will watch you walk.
Troll: what is the time line?
Miss witch: one week.
Good luck. 
King of Fools: mister Troll, if you want to use my name, you can use.
You are too young to answer this question. 
Troll: what's your name?
King of Fools: its very popular.


Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools (on the phone): I like your jeans. 
Queen of Fools (on the phone): they are from the states. 
King of Fools: I don't care where they are from, I like those jeans.
If you can imagine what I am imagining. 
Queen of Fools: excuse me!
King of Fools: how do you know what I am imagining?!
May be I am imagining good day at work.
Queen of Fools: don't work too much.
Mister Fool: new secretary!
Where is Mama Mia?
Ttoll: on vacation. 
Mister Fool: nice.
Mister Fool: chicken place is hiring.
King of Fools: let's go. 
Troll: I give you 5 dollars to stay.
King of Fools: sure.
Check or cash?
Troll: cash.
King of Fools: that's all I see.
(singing) this is my life, this is my woman.
Troll: what are you drinking?
King of Fools: I always get beautiful secretaries. 
And its before I have whiskey. 
Mister Fool: we should still apply, may be they give free chicken. 
Ttoll: okay, now.
King of Fools: okay, meow!
Troll: okay, now, work.
100 things to do. 
King of Fools: mister Troll, you are a bad lover.
And it's not just my opinion.
(Whispering) she always complains. 
I can't work without my secretary.
Mister Fool,  is it possible, we can charge Mister Troll with being a bad lover.
Troll: the government is raising the prices!
King of Fools: finally. 
Mister Fool: they couldn't done it right away. 
King of Fools: time to eat healthy. 
(singing) we will cool with little bit more charm.
Sometimes we have to turn the stove on Mister Troll. 
Troll: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
You are wrong!?
What do you mean!
How is it being wrong?
It's not wrong, its optimistic!
We didn't say, we are working. 
We said, we are trying to work.
We have so many questions. 
About what?!
About work. 






Pharaoh.

Pharaoh: I am busy with my own questions!
New King number one: good idea.
Servant 1: it should be easy.
Servant 2: you will not notice.
New King number one: you are saying it's all the same?
Servant 1: you got it.
Servant 2: no way.
Pharaoh: can't find my friend.
New King number one: where is the mummy?
Servant 1: give us one second. 
Servant 2: may be Pharaoh will like something else?
Servant 1: I think we lost the tail.
New King number one: orange tail!
Pharaoh: what happened now?

The Martian story.

Martian: they get rid of TV!
Martian: hopefully Zeus will come back and scrue this place again.
Martian King: we are going nuts!
The good part, it's not scares any more.
What do they like at this location?
Martian: they like cookies. 
One of them..
If I remember the number. 
Martian: nothing new of course. 
Martian: at the dark..
It really was a problem.
Martian: you couldn't see the number?
Martian: I was holding her bags.
It was Christmas time.
Martian: see how it goes.
Martian: nah..
Martian: I have been doing this for years. 
Years.
Martian: I went to shopping at 4 too.
Martian: we should be cousins. 
Martian King: not in 1000 years!
Martian: we were last week. 
She can call you too.
Martian King: none of that.
Martian: you are very lucky Martian.
Very lucky Martian. 
Martian: stop doing what I am doing.
I know you can get away with this too, but!
Martian: wait when they open the doors.


Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools: Mama Mia is on vacation.
(whispering) It's only you and me. 
Troll: just wow.
King of Fools: you can call me too.
How many phones do we have?
Troll: one.
King of Fools: I think we had more!
Troll: phone.
King of Fools: not like that!
This is our work!
"Essential services, la la, la!"
And wait for few minutes.
May be they stop calling. 
Troll: phone!
King of Fools (on the phone): from the morning?
Keep it up this way.
Saturday will come one day.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday. 
(whispering) I don't want to say it, but I work at home too.
When I go crazy, I will sing songs, pretty sure.
Troll: phone!
King of Fools (on the phone): he pushed everything to you?
All the work?
(to himself) I almost forgot about it, someone made a mistake.
(on the phone) before you were single, now you are not.
Exactly, husband!
Those words are the same.
Wear a sign "May be tomorrow!"
May be some one else will look at you.
What's your number?
I think we have people who wants to be less clean.
Troll: phone.
King of Fools: push the phone to me.
Take your time!
When you go for lunch, I will take over.


Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools: mister Troll, push it here.
Troll: push what?
King of Fools: the pen.
Next time, keep one in front of my computer, please. 
Mama Mia (on the phone): so he gave her the whole package. 
Miss witch (on the phone): we have to add it to our love potion list.

New Kings...

Piggy: this is the same order.
New King number one: I think we went to piggy with the same order.
Servant 1: this is the smallest 50 dollar bill I have seen.
New King number one: hopefully piggy is not printing our money himself.
Piggy: can you call me mini pig.
Servant 2: it's not 7:30 pm.
Piggy: oh yeah!
What's wrong with me.
Servant 2: buy lights and you will be more romantic. 
Piggy: not with my woman. 
I wanted to say something before I left.
I don't know where.
New King number one: give her more vegies. 
Servant 1: when women eat more veggies they become nice.
New King number one: very nice.
Piggy: what eating vegetables has to do with being nice?
Servant 2: women who eat more vegetables look at men with different perspective.
Servant 1: I know one who eats vegetables every day.
Servant 2: gave her vegetables in the morning. 




Fools gold. The reasons.

Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
They are not fat people.
They are large humans.Mama 
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
The problem is not the washrooms, the problem is people are not wearing masks. 
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
We spent the money first.
Our women were jumping in from of the washrooms!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
(whispering) it's the season to be jolly.
If you can't sleep tonight, call us.
We will tell you how.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
What do you mean:
What are you doing here!?
Woman!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Some gold is eatable!
It's the stuff on the cake!
Troll: good morning.
Mama Mia: welcome back!
King of Fools: mister Troll, you are not living earlier today.
One day you have to leave early, then you have day off, you have vacation, you are not at work. 
What's going on!
Troll: what are you working on?
King of Fools: on the phone. 
Troll: finish it.
King of Fools: what do you mean,
Finish it?
Troll: back to work, back to reality.
King of Fools: we work only when its convenient. 
Troll: were are the files?
King of Fools: the files are everywhere!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Don't be lippy with him.
Yes, this is your career now.
Troll: I asked to extend that side, and they extended this side.
Now we have to push everything here.
King of Fools: and I walked away. 
Troll: and no one is listening. 
King of Fools: mister Troll, we will talk to you in the office, right here.

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