Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings. ..
Donald : what's up losers?
Hilary ( laughing non stop): ladies,
Sense of humour is the best in long lasting relationship!
Hilary ( laughing non stop): ladies,
Sense of humour is the best in long lasting relationship!
New Kings. ..
Donald : after reading a statement about .. (reading)
... was shot in the ass with the office door.
I decided to make very important change in manner of announcing news to the public.
Every news must be given thoughtfully politically correct and according with the law.
Hilary : dummy...not you.
Do you know what word "stressed" means?
It means "desserts".
Should thank us for that.
Lady: I am planning to sue someone myself.
Look what they wrote,
She was wearing only bra in the public.
What do you mean, only bra?
So where is the rest of the clothes?
And it was not a bra,
It was the underwear I was wearing instead of bra.
From my "Long underwear collection" like up to your bast line, like up to your neck and up sometime.
Hilary : ladies let's leave politics to men,
The same way ancient women left hunting to their ancient husbands.
And join my "Trust seminar" (reading) Ladies we should trust our husband until another woman moves in the house.
Then tight him up and ask his last name,
Then show your ID and ask again if he sees what you see.
... was shot in the ass with the office door.
I decided to make very important change in manner of announcing news to the public.
Every news must be given thoughtfully politically correct and according with the law.
Hilary : dummy...not you.
Do you know what word "stressed" means?
It means "desserts".
Should thank us for that.
Lady: I am planning to sue someone myself.
Look what they wrote,
She was wearing only bra in the public.
What do you mean, only bra?
So where is the rest of the clothes?
And it was not a bra,
It was the underwear I was wearing instead of bra.
From my "Long underwear collection" like up to your bast line, like up to your neck and up sometime.
Hilary : ladies let's leave politics to men,
The same way ancient women left hunting to their ancient husbands.
And join my "Trust seminar" (reading) Ladies we should trust our husband until another woman moves in the house.
Then tight him up and ask his last name,
Then show your ID and ask again if he sees what you see.
New Kings. ..
Hilary : only positive vibes... (thinking) ...only possible vibes. ..
Donald : yesterday once again I was falsely accused by corrupted media of having sex with my wife at nigh.
This news is fake and provocative.
At night my fellow citizens, me and my wife are reading the corrupted media and following it on twitter.
Donald : yesterday once again I was falsely accused by corrupted media of having sex with my wife at nigh.
This news is fake and provocative.
At night my fellow citizens, me and my wife are reading the corrupted media and following it on twitter.
...and for my son..
Once
upon a time in small country called Zania lived a very charming young
Prince Daniel.
On
his twenty third birthday, Daniel wanted to ask his parents to allow
him
to
travel around the world without servants or bodyguards. Secretly,
Daniel was
dreaming
about finding some unique and unknown place and writing a book about
it.
In Zania, nothing was unknown anymore and Daniel believed that maybe
far, far
away,
he would find something new and that had never been seen before. For
months,
Daniel was preparing everything for his adventure and was very
excited at
the
thought of leaving the palace alone, for the first time.
writing...
It
was first music video my mother got from a friend.
Girls
band singing, dancing.
I
didn't understand a word, it was in English.
I
thought may be they were saying:
Life
is not what you see,
Life
is what you dream.
I
had never seen so much clothes, so much shoes.
We
had nothing close, nothing to chose.
For
me that song, the girls, music,
Became
freedom knocking my door:
Life
is not what you see,
Life
is what you dream.
Lines
in the unemployment office,
No
more Soviet Union.
We
had no idea what to do.
Parents
are busy, nowhere to go after school.
Hiding
in the old empty building,
School
bags on the floor.
Cheap
vodka, cigarettes, sprays, glue.
A
boy is asking me to drink:
Try
and you will see real things.
I
tried only one time,
Because
that evening
The
girls band was singing on our dirty street.
They
were singing only for me:
Life
is not what you see.
Life
is what you dream…
writing...
Inner voice: Welcome
to the club!
Poetess (looking
around) : it's empty here?
Inner voice : you
are the first one.
Poetess is thinking
what to say.
Inner voice : you
are asking too many questions.
Why didn't you stay
in the forest any way?
I am sure, wild
bears would love you.
Poetess : I wanted
to work in the office.
Poetess is lying in
the bath tab and watching movie.
Paintings on the
wall, ice cream and educational magazines.
She is drinking
orange juice.
We will be nice
here.
The phone starts to
ring.
Poetess : Good day..
Inner voice : why
are you not at work?
It's Friday, lady.
Poetess : my back, I
mean my butt, my belly..
(To herself ) faking
all the time.
Inner voice : wake
up already,
We are at work
actually.
( Moving cup with
change closer to the road).
Poetess : do you
like my writing,
How I write?
Inner voice
(pretending he is dreaming): what?
Poetess : I was
thinking,
Any poets who are
living has more chances to write a beautiful story,
Like doing better
then great poets who are gone.
So I am doing better
than Shakespeare..
Inner voice : What's
your real job?
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie " The Iceberg".
Donald : I am your President my friends,
Who do you think you are going to listen every day?
(burning and ripping of papers in many pieces): good luck with finding something bad about me!
Only in Hell!
Nurse: are you sure we can play this story in the championship?
Doctor: do we want to get a government grant or we don't want to get a government grant?
Donald : they want to sell drugs .
Nurse : "Bill" keeps demanding a private room,
He says that he is single for a reason.
Doctor: may be it's a good thing..
Lady Doctor: and "Monica" is smiling all the time.
Second Doctor: we have to do something,
My kids are going to college this year.
Nurse: I have an idea!
We will include "Monica" and "Bill" in the story..
Doctor nods his head in agreement and pints his pan to the nurse.
Donald : I am your President my friends,
Who do you think you are going to listen every day?
(burning and ripping of papers in many pieces): good luck with finding something bad about me!
Only in Hell!
Nurse: are you sure we can play this story in the championship?
Doctor: do we want to get a government grant or we don't want to get a government grant?
Donald : they want to sell drugs .
Nurse : "Bill" keeps demanding a private room,
He says that he is single for a reason.
Doctor: may be it's a good thing..
Lady Doctor: and "Monica" is smiling all the time.
Second Doctor: we have to do something,
My kids are going to college this year.
Nurse: I have an idea!
We will include "Monica" and "Bill" in the story..
Doctor nods his head in agreement and pints his pan to the nurse.
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie " Old school".
Donald : it was the best day in my life,
Constitution felt on my head in the library,
And here I thought,
This is my last chance to do something really crazy.
Hilary (reading biology book): what looks like a pig is sounds like a pig ... (with question in look) .. and will act like a pig as well.
(taking a note).
Donald : university degree is not free in our country!
Producer : sister Hilary have you seen brother Donald?
Donald : sad lipstick girl...
Producer: school time!
(In the class)
Donald and Hilary are both looking at the map.
Hilary : see, I told you, take North, I will take South,
Now clearly we have a problem.
Donald : it was the best day in my life,
Constitution felt on my head in the library,
And here I thought,
This is my last chance to do something really crazy.
Hilary (reading biology book): what looks like a pig is sounds like a pig ... (with question in look) .. and will act like a pig as well.
(taking a note).
Donald : university degree is not free in our country!
Producer : sister Hilary have you seen brother Donald?
Donald : sad lipstick girl...
Producer: school time!
(In the class)
Donald and Hilary are both looking at the map.
Hilary : see, I told you, take North, I will take South,
Now clearly we have a problem.
don't know story
Poetess : as a person who was sexually harassed at work . ..this morning. .
And yesterday too..
For people to understand what kind of environment I am writing at.
And not speaking about some jealousy from loca bonitas.
Inner voice : congratulations,
You won our super prise again,
A newspaper!
Poetess : newspaper?
I would prefer some cash, but thank you.
Inner voice (shaking Poetess' hand): you are not alone.
The real witch : this what happens when you work with both men and women.
I would prefer working with a pot (a cooking pot).
Poetess (thinking): I should just stay quiet.
Grandma w. (on the phone): yes we provide crazy service,
All kind of services crazy people can provide.
We never deny we are crazy.
Grandma : save us at least from that.
When I was young, I was a doctor,
Get all dressed up and find myself talking to a man.
Grandma w: I've never work a day in my life.
Poetess: ... and I am not quitting, unless I am taking few people with me.
The real witch: no one will do anything without juicy details.
They want you to ran naked from the office and scream for help.
Inner voice: ...nudity..
Poetess: soon I am going to use magic at work right in front of the office. ..
And yesterday too..
For people to understand what kind of environment I am writing at.
And not speaking about some jealousy from loca bonitas.
Inner voice : congratulations,
You won our super prise again,
A newspaper!
Poetess : newspaper?
I would prefer some cash, but thank you.
Inner voice (shaking Poetess' hand): you are not alone.
The real witch : this what happens when you work with both men and women.
I would prefer working with a pot (a cooking pot).
Poetess (thinking): I should just stay quiet.
Grandma w. (on the phone): yes we provide crazy service,
All kind of services crazy people can provide.
We never deny we are crazy.
Grandma : save us at least from that.
When I was young, I was a doctor,
Get all dressed up and find myself talking to a man.
Grandma w: I've never work a day in my life.
Poetess: ... and I am not quitting, unless I am taking few people with me.
The real witch: no one will do anything without juicy details.
They want you to ran naked from the office and scream for help.
Inner voice: ...nudity..
Poetess: soon I am going to use magic at work right in front of the office. ..
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie "Let's wild out".
Hilary: look babies!
Donald (one of the women): hi sexy girl.
Hilary: are we staying or going?
Donald (in the car) : I am driving by pushing.
Hilary (in spoiled baby voice, few minutes after): here!
Right here! (pointing finger on the right).
(Donald pushes the car to an empty spot).
Hilary : are you sure we can park the car near this fire hydrant?
Donald :
Plus we have plenty of water bottles in the car.
Hilary: look babies!
Donald (one of the women): hi sexy girl.
Hilary: are we staying or going?
Donald (in the car) : I am driving by pushing.
Hilary (in spoiled baby voice, few minutes after): here!
Right here! (pointing finger on the right).
(Donald pushes the car to an empty spot).
Hilary : are you sure we can park the car near this fire hydrant?
Donald :
Plus we have plenty of water bottles in the car.
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie " It's 3 now. It was 5 before".
Hilary : 3 of what?
Donald : bombs.
Hilary : where are you going?
Donald : is there are another women in my country by chance?
Hilary : Freedom of speech!
Donald : 3 million for the health care.
It was 5 before, now it's 3.
Hilary: next year will be 1.
Donald : people don't like anything.
Some people don't like hotdogs, they like salads.
Some people don't like hot women.
Men who like hot women don't like the law.
People who like the law don't like me.
You can become bold by leading this nation.
This why I am going to a hair salon...
Hilary : 3 of what?
Donald : bombs.
Hilary : where are you going?
Donald : is there are another women in my country by chance?
Hilary : Freedom of speech!
Donald : 3 million for the health care.
It was 5 before, now it's 3.
Hilary: next year will be 1.
Donald : people don't like anything.
Some people don't like hotdogs, they like salads.
Some people don't like hot women.
Men who like hot women don't like the law.
People who like the law don't like me.
You can become bold by leading this nation.
This why I am going to a hair salon...
New Kings. .
On the set of a new movie " True story ".
Hilary: Commander and Chef!
Donald : Grasias Seniora, you look great too.
Hilary : where are you going with all this ammunition?
Donald (to the donkey): gated community has no clue what's going on in the world.
Too much time on hands, nothing much to do...
At least I have too much time in hands (shows his hands).
See the difference...in and on.. (shows the hands again)
Going to the war my dear.
Hilary: with Spain?
Donald : with bad people.
Hilary : don't tease pregnant women with your looks.
Donald : watch TV my dear.
Practice makes perfect.
Hilary : people should thank you for their problems.
Donald : problems is life.
Imagine what life would be without problems?
(Hilary makes hand sign like if a rocket goes in the sky).
Voice on the sky : actually only human souls are my problem.
Ivana : actually I am the first lady,
By the age, year and phone number.
It was 29...
Hilary makes a surprised funny face.
Ivana : not 1929..
It was the day when I was 29.
Hilary : so when you leave to the war,
Who is going to count our money?
( Donald turns back home)
Hilary: Commander and Chef!
Donald : Grasias Seniora, you look great too.
Hilary : where are you going with all this ammunition?
Donald (to the donkey): gated community has no clue what's going on in the world.
Too much time on hands, nothing much to do...
At least I have too much time in hands (shows his hands).
See the difference...in and on.. (shows the hands again)
Going to the war my dear.
Hilary: with Spain?
Donald : with bad people.
Hilary : don't tease pregnant women with your looks.
Donald : watch TV my dear.
Practice makes perfect.
Hilary : people should thank you for their problems.
Donald : problems is life.
Imagine what life would be without problems?
(Hilary makes hand sign like if a rocket goes in the sky).
Voice on the sky : actually only human souls are my problem.
Ivana : actually I am the first lady,
By the age, year and phone number.
It was 29...
Hilary makes a surprised funny face.
Ivana : not 1929..
It was the day when I was 29.
Hilary : so when you leave to the war,
Who is going to count our money?
( Donald turns back home)
Smile and have a great day:)
... long happy healthy life for... and try to take a chance.. then see..
Felling happy
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie "What to do?".
Donald : in case if people ask us what to do,
We don't know what to do.
We, I mean us are the rich people (smiles with apology in the face).
We could probably tell where to go (points hand straight),
But we don't want to get sued.
Hilary: ... wicked minds...
Donald: it's actually was go to work.
Go to work and be happy, vitamins we provide.
(Hilary is making a note, nodding).
Lady: one year ago I was maliciously abducted by group of wild aliens on bikes.
Any new news about it?
(whispering) Actually it was my husband's plan,
It didn't work out and he went nuts.
Hilary: sexually active men always up to something.
Donald: publicity.
Lady: like all normal women I would prefer coffee in bed not be taped in the bathtub with ducks without any water on the side,
Only stinking man asking in the dark, where is the money?
Hilary : you are our hero..
Lady: that's not it.
Donald : I'll take a nap.
Lady (in tears): waiting for my prince charming police officer to rescue me from vicious intruders and return me at least my purse.
(one year ago)
Vicious intruder: Wine my lady?
Lady (in the bubble bath): f..k off, take my picture and leave.
(Group of aliens with signs "She is beautiful" and "Help us" are looking in the sky and waiving red flags much harder now).
Donald : Sometimes I wish I was abducted by the aliens once and for all.
Start my businesses on a new planet of Mars.
Hilary : ... this where expression red flags came from..(making a note).
Donald : I was left alone on the sinking ship myself,
With only keys (very loud) from my house! and picture of the ocean.
I wonder whose brilliant idea was that?
(Few people have blushing chicks).
Then Hurricane Melania hit me in the face.
Hilary : I wonder how much it will cost?
Lady: millions of dollars were stolen from my kitchen table and never returned.
Donald : Oh its free...
Hilary: anyway businessmen let's go to our businesses and stop talking.
Donald : I am ruling the country..
Donald : in case if people ask us what to do,
We don't know what to do.
We, I mean us are the rich people (smiles with apology in the face).
We could probably tell where to go (points hand straight),
But we don't want to get sued.
Hilary: ... wicked minds...
Donald: it's actually was go to work.
Go to work and be happy, vitamins we provide.
(Hilary is making a note, nodding).
Lady: one year ago I was maliciously abducted by group of wild aliens on bikes.
Any new news about it?
(whispering) Actually it was my husband's plan,
It didn't work out and he went nuts.
Hilary: sexually active men always up to something.
Donald: publicity.
Lady: like all normal women I would prefer coffee in bed not be taped in the bathtub with ducks without any water on the side,
Only stinking man asking in the dark, where is the money?
Hilary : you are our hero..
Lady: that's not it.
Donald : I'll take a nap.
Lady (in tears): waiting for my prince charming police officer to rescue me from vicious intruders and return me at least my purse.
(one year ago)
Vicious intruder: Wine my lady?
Lady (in the bubble bath): f..k off, take my picture and leave.
(Group of aliens with signs "She is beautiful" and "Help us" are looking in the sky and waiving red flags much harder now).
Donald : Sometimes I wish I was abducted by the aliens once and for all.
Start my businesses on a new planet of Mars.
Hilary : ... this where expression red flags came from..(making a note).
Donald : I was left alone on the sinking ship myself,
With only keys (very loud) from my house! and picture of the ocean.
I wonder whose brilliant idea was that?
(Few people have blushing chicks).
Then Hurricane Melania hit me in the face.
Hilary : I wonder how much it will cost?
Lady: millions of dollars were stolen from my kitchen table and never returned.
Donald : Oh its free...
Hilary: anyway businessmen let's go to our businesses and stop talking.
Donald : I am ruling the country..
don't know story
Inner voice ( on the phone ) : hm... monkey?!
Is she pretty?
She was a good girl and now she is a bad girl?!
Poetess : are they going to get married?
Inner voice : you want to know everything.
Grandma : we know nothing.
Grandma w.: one time I wanted to show off,
And it didn't go very well,
Right before the tourists, what a shame.
Poetess : I am working in new department.
Finally my dream came true and I can focus on myself 8 hours a day.
Is she pretty?
She was a good girl and now she is a bad girl?!
Poetess : are they going to get married?
Inner voice : you want to know everything.
Grandma : we know nothing.
Grandma w.: one time I wanted to show off,
And it didn't go very well,
Right before the tourists, what a shame.
Poetess : I am working in new department.
Finally my dream came true and I can focus on myself 8 hours a day.
New Kings
On the set of a new movie " Very important speech".
Donald : let's rebuild Puerto Rico.
Hilary : it's Monopoly game?!
Donald (counting steps) : women sucks in politics...
The results can be devastating..
Hilary : I will buy hotel.
Donald (on the side) : this is embarrassment..
Hilary : you have three hotels.
Donald : I am your President my lady.
If I have less then you, then something is wrong with our country.
We would have to forget about Puerto Rico and rebuild US.
(to people) After twenty years we will live much better.
Hilary : we have to rebuild something today.
Donald : reputation?
Hilary : how selfish..
Donald : give me some clues?
Hilary : Puerto. ...Ri. .. co?
Donald : who's money it will be?
Hilary (smiling): what do you think?
Donald : people's?
Hilary : taxes?
Donald : let's rebuild Puerto Rico.
Hilary : it's Monopoly game?!
Donald (counting steps) : women sucks in politics...
The results can be devastating..
Hilary : I will buy hotel.
Donald (on the side) : this is embarrassment..
Hilary : you have three hotels.
Donald : I am your President my lady.
If I have less then you, then something is wrong with our country.
We would have to forget about Puerto Rico and rebuild US.
(to people) After twenty years we will live much better.
Hilary : we have to rebuild something today.
Donald : reputation?
Hilary : how selfish..
Donald : give me some clues?
Hilary : Puerto. ...Ri. .. co?
Donald : who's money it will be?
Hilary (smiling): what do you think?
Donald : people's?
Hilary : taxes?
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