Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
The Beast and Ze Bella
Troll: where are the fools?
King of Fools: we are very popular!
Troll: what's goin on here!Mama Mia: we are coming to work!
King of Fools: I am coming, all right.
Fool: vacation is fine, but I am sleeping all day.
Fool: and watching movies.
Fool: no money, no funny.
King of Fools: what else!
Fool: money is everything.
King of Fools: champagne to everyone!
Queen of Fools: and a cake.
King of Fools: after work I am going home.
Troll: today is not Friday.
Mama Mia: we are like this every day, before and after.
Fool: work is a gift to people who graduated from high school.
Fool: need it, got it, work!
King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!
New Kings..
New King number one: good morning sweethearts.
Fat cats: good morning.
Going back to work is pretty rough.
New King number one: especially on Friday.
Fat cats: we smell something.
New King number two: its kitchen cooking.
Friday's meal "fresh utopia".
New King number three: great reviews?
New King number two: wonderful!
New King number three: you give me one, I give you two.
New King number two: at what location?
New King number three: it doesn't mapper.
Pershups, at place where you can be the one and only King forever.
New King number two: where is that?
New King number three: lovely place, might give you a tour.
Lunch time at 2, dinner at 8, washroom at the corner of you bed for the convenience.
New Queen number two: who would take a cat outside like this?
New Queen number three: this is our tiger guards.
Do you know how much they eat?
New Queen number two: the bus!
What are those cages?
New Queen number three: go inside, lock the door and at your stop ring the bell.
New Queen number two: basically, we should've went with every one on Mars?
New Kings..
New King number one: I only called to say "hi",
... you know.. did the number.
New Queen number one: yes, never trust when a person has "she" in front of her name.
New Queen number two: my poor ears,
I mean literally.
New Queen number two: my poor ears,
I mean literally.
New King number one: surprise, surprise..
All work starts from here.
All work starts from here.
New King number two: one day we all will be swimming, I think its cheaper than building cities.
New King number one: did you go shopping again?
New King number two: I gave a speech.
New Queen number two: where are you going to get the ocean.
New King number two: I think it will come naturally.
New King number one: did you go shopping again?
New King number two: I gave a speech.
New Queen number two: where are you going to get the ocean.
New King number two: I think it will come naturally.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
Boss of Trolls (on the phone): did he find the fools gold?
Troll: he is kind of waiting.
Boss of Trolls: he needs to relax.
Troll: in this case, it's one or another.
Fool (in the office): what is this!
Orders!
Fool (on the phone): nothing is interesting here, only pay check.
King of Fools (on the phone): I was doing it all night!
Queen of Fools: listen to your mama!
We went for a walk and you sit.
Mama Mia (on the phone): gyms are opened in each and every city except this gragly pit.
Fool: she is faster than me.
Mama Mia: if I don't touch that door this week!
Fool: you look gorgeous, no need to worry.
Queen of Fools (on the phone): "Angel's services"!
The end.
Troll: he is kind of waiting.
Boss of Trolls: he needs to relax.
Troll: in this case, it's one or another.
Fool (in the office): what is this!
Orders!
Fool (on the phone): nothing is interesting here, only pay check.
King of Fools (on the phone): I was doing it all night!
Queen of Fools: listen to your mama!
We went for a walk and you sit.
Mama Mia (on the phone): gyms are opened in each and every city except this gragly pit.
Fool: she is faster than me.
Mama Mia: if I don't touch that door this week!
Fool: you look gorgeous, no need to worry.
Queen of Fools (on the phone): "Angel's services"!
The end.
Что тебе подарить, кроме верной любви?
Может, эту весну, может, песни свои?
Может, звёздную ночь, или тихий рассвет?
Для меня ничего невозможного нет.
Может, эту весну, может, песни свои?
Может, звёздную ночь, или тихий рассвет?
Для меня ничего невозможного нет.
Припев:
Что тебе подарить,
Человек мой дорогой?
Как судьбу благодарить,
Что свела меня с тобой?*
Человек мой дорогой?
Как судьбу благодарить,
Что свела меня с тобой?*
Что тебе подарить? Может, тех журавлей,
Что уносят на юг песню русских полей?
Может, синий туман? Может, яблони цвет?
Для меня ничего невозможного нет.
Что уносят на юг песню русских полей?
Может, синий туман? Может, яблони цвет?
Для меня ничего невозможного нет.
New Kings..
New King number one: I tell you the truth, with statistics or without statistics, it sucks.
You can add it into your history book.
Historian: children will be happy about new short material.
Few of my students suggested to send riots on the school property.
New King number one: one more year to the diploma and they can come back to clean up the mess for free.
New Queen number two: where are you going?
New King number two: to the peoples, to the workers, all relatively speaking.
New King number three: why relatively?
New King number two: only for relatives.
New King number four: who are those people?
New King number two: shhhhh..nap time.
New King number four: they will be spoiled.
New King number two: they already are.
New Queen number two: wine?
I know how you love family values.
New Queen number three: she seems happy.
New Queen number four: every other week King number two goes to the war, New Queen number two goes out.
You can add it into your history book.
Historian: children will be happy about new short material.
Few of my students suggested to send riots on the school property.
New King number one: one more year to the diploma and they can come back to clean up the mess for free.
New Queen number two: where are you going?
New King number two: to the peoples, to the workers, all relatively speaking.
New King number three: why relatively?
New King number two: only for relatives.
New King number four: who are those people?
New King number two: shhhhh..nap time.
New King number four: they will be spoiled.
New King number two: they already are.
New Queen number two: wine?
I know how you love family values.
New Queen number three: she seems happy.
New Queen number four: every other week King number two goes to the war, New Queen number two goes out.
New Kings ..
New Queen number one: every one was a baby,
He is a baby.
New King number two: I know exactly what I am doing.
New King number four: this what I call dropping the bomb.
New King number two: hashtag "going underground".
New Queen number five: do you want to see magic?
Listen quietly.
New Queen number two: weird sounds?
New Queen five: my new chip.
New Queen two: I can’t tell!
New Queen number five: new tip:
Always check bushes!
Two bips!! Dinner time!
New Queen number two: I am hearing another bip, bip, something else!
New Queen number five: New King number five is going to the kitchen now.
Five bips!
He is mad!
There is no to say no.
Three bips, gym time!
Four bips! Yoga class!
I am loving it so much.
New Queen number two: nice!
So this technology, is it in your watch?
New Queen number five: no.
New Queen number two: on your hand?
New Queen number five: no, its on my butt!
They don't really care where we walk, they care where we sit.
Brilliant idea.
He is a baby.
New King number two: I know exactly what I am doing.
New King number four: this what I call dropping the bomb.
New King number two: hashtag "going underground".
New Queen number five: do you want to see magic?
Listen quietly.
New Queen number two: weird sounds?
New Queen five: my new chip.
New Queen two: I can’t tell!
New Queen number five: new tip:
Always check bushes!
Two bips!! Dinner time!
New Queen number two: I am hearing another bip, bip, something else!
New Queen number five: New King number five is going to the kitchen now.
Five bips!
He is mad!
There is no to say no.
Three bips, gym time!
Four bips! Yoga class!
I am loving it so much.
New Queen number two: nice!
So this technology, is it in your watch?
New Queen number five: no.
New Queen number two: on your hand?
New Queen number five: no, its on my butt!
They don't really care where we walk, they care where we sit.
Brilliant idea.
New King number two: ladies first.
New Queen number two: I am not standing on my knees.
New Queen number eight: no.
New Queen number three: we will not get a ticket!
New Queen number five: I don't mind.
I can work over time to get the best result.
New King number five: you know what I think about it.
New Queen number five: few months and money, money, money.
New King number four: what’s her name?
New King number ten: they are going to mess it up.
New Queen number two: I am not standing on my knees.
New Queen number eight: no.
New Queen number three: we will not get a ticket!
New Queen number five: I don't mind.
I can work over time to get the best result.
New King number five: you know what I think about it.
New Queen number five: few months and money, money, money.
New King number four: what’s her name?
New King number ten: they are going to mess it up.
King of Fools (on the phone): at work.
Did I forget something here?
Fool: with the things that going on, it will take hours!
Mama Mia: I don’t trust men any more.
King of Fools: you said your boyfriend is on vacation.
Mama Mia: we were socially distancing at night,
He took almost the entire bed for himself, it was a nightmare.
Fool: our beds are not designed properly.
Did I forget something here?
Fool: with the things that going on, it will take hours!
Mama Mia: I don’t trust men any more.
King of Fools: you said your boyfriend is on vacation.
Mama Mia: we were socially distancing at night,
He took almost the entire bed for himself, it was a nightmare.
Fool: our beds are not designed properly.
Few years ago I was driving in the car with my son's father, arguing about the money.
I was upset, a lot of jealousy at work, I had to write a letter the general manager, and explain myself, I am still working here. Then I was doing part time business with knitting and some other stuff, took money from pension account, spent it, the government taxed me, I went to Supreme court of Canada for appeal and won the case. Mostly all about money and work.
Then on this dark road in the car, listening songs about the Second world war, light went in my face, it was all dark, probably the streets light were off. Only one light went on, it was the small light from Synagogue, here in Canada.
And at that second I thought of my life before, back at home.
Even do, I am not attached to any places, cities or countries.
I thought of my grand and great parents ..
I was upset, a lot of jealousy at work, I had to write a letter the general manager, and explain myself, I am still working here. Then I was doing part time business with knitting and some other stuff, took money from pension account, spent it, the government taxed me, I went to Supreme court of Canada for appeal and won the case. Mostly all about money and work.
Then on this dark road in the car, listening songs about the Second world war, light went in my face, it was all dark, probably the streets light were off. Only one light went on, it was the small light from Synagogue, here in Canada.
And at that second I thought of my life before, back at home.
Even do, I am not attached to any places, cities or countries.
I thought of my grand and great parents ..
King of Fools (on the phone): ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream.
Cone is a different story!
The Beast: what a,
Didn't you say you went to.
King of Fools: last night she hid ice cream in her cleavage!
This why I am acting stupid today.
Mama Mia: we got ice cream for the hard work we do.
The Beast: Boss of Trolls said you didn't do what you promised.
King of Fools: she likes chocolate
and I like it too!
What?!
We brought monkey "The Genius" back to her senses, and it's all in one day.
I was working overtime, plus the weekend!
Mama Mia: he didn't read the note.
King of Fools (reading): " I know, I know."
Pretty impressive.
Cone is a different story!
The Beast: what a,
Didn't you say you went to.
King of Fools: last night she hid ice cream in her cleavage!
This why I am acting stupid today.
Mama Mia: we got ice cream for the hard work we do.
The Beast: Boss of Trolls said you didn't do what you promised.
King of Fools: she likes chocolate
and I like it too!
What?!
We brought monkey "The Genius" back to her senses, and it's all in one day.
I was working overtime, plus the weekend!
Mama Mia: he didn't read the note.
King of Fools (reading): " I know, I know."
Pretty impressive.
New Kings..
New King number two: dont show her food.
She reminds me sometimes how big the world is.
New Queen number two: I have only one question.
When the gyms will be open.
New King number three: they called "queens" for a reason.
New Queen number three: jewelry stores are closed too.
New Queen number two: this why we are sitting here.
New Queen number three: do you know, you can live on McDonald's.
You have food, you have water.
New King number four: is it pitbull who jumped on him?
New King number two: no, this is his wife.
New King number four: well, he has to fix the glass, it cost money.
New King number two: just not pay for it.
New King number four: I don't care about piggy no more.
New King number two: piggy is expensive.
New King number two: did you hear, banks bought all the toilet paper.
New King number three: gas stations too.
New King number one: I start loving maps again.
New King number two: I only trust myself.
New King number one: why do we have to trust you?
New King number two: because I am friendlier.
New Queen number two: where is the food?
New King number two: she will eat it all.
New King number four: I heard, they will check by the weight, who is happy about the virus and who is not.
We all must stay on the healthy vegetable plan.
New Queen number two: this is all stupid.
New King number two: what to expect, our planet is one rotating balloon.
New King number four: this why my GPS is so stupid, go here, go here.
New King number five: don't tell me you are lunatic.
New King number four: not at all!
Sometimes I wish, but with this life, I guess not.
She reminds me sometimes how big the world is.
New Queen number two: I have only one question.
When the gyms will be open.
New King number three: they called "queens" for a reason.
New Queen number three: jewelry stores are closed too.
New Queen number two: this why we are sitting here.
New Queen number three: do you know, you can live on McDonald's.
You have food, you have water.
New King number four: is it pitbull who jumped on him?
New King number two: no, this is his wife.
New King number four: well, he has to fix the glass, it cost money.
New King number two: just not pay for it.
New King number four: I don't care about piggy no more.
New King number two: piggy is expensive.
New King number two: did you hear, banks bought all the toilet paper.
New King number three: gas stations too.
New King number one: I start loving maps again.
New King number two: I only trust myself.
New King number one: why do we have to trust you?
New King number two: because I am friendlier.
New Queen number two: where is the food?
New King number two: she will eat it all.
New King number four: I heard, they will check by the weight, who is happy about the virus and who is not.
We all must stay on the healthy vegetable plan.
New Queen number two: this is all stupid.
New King number two: what to expect, our planet is one rotating balloon.
New King number four: this why my GPS is so stupid, go here, go here.
New King number five: don't tell me you are lunatic.
New King number four: not at all!
Sometimes I wish, but with this life, I guess not.
King of Fools (on the phone): Essential services!
Fresh!
One more day and I will set free from this place, going on vacation.
Monkey “The genius" is not being herself.
She is setting small standards!
Fool: look at her smile!
King of Fools: we are in the zoo!
Where are your books?
Fool: we threw all the books in the garbage.
King of Fools: in the garbage.
We were not using them!
Fool: that’s not our job to watch books.
King of Fools: exactly.
I am moving stuff from here
And they are bringing it here.
Let’s look at the monkeys again.
Fresh!
One more day and I will set free from this place, going on vacation.
Monkey “The genius" is not being herself.
She is setting small standards!
Fool: look at her smile!
King of Fools: we are in the zoo!
Where are your books?
Fool: we threw all the books in the garbage.
King of Fools: in the garbage.
We were not using them!
Fool: that’s not our job to watch books.
King of Fools: exactly.
I am moving stuff from here
And they are bringing it here.
Let’s look at the monkeys again.
Fool: tell me about it.
King of Fools (to monkey"The Genius"): say "yes please".
This is banana.
This is banana.
Fool: I think we need more patience.
King of Fools: we can't play all day!
Fool: yesterday, after looking at the picture you sent to me, I almost flipped over.
King of Fools (to monkey "the Genius"): why do we keep you here for?
As a suivenire?
You are the boss!
King of Fools: we can't play all day!
Fool: yesterday, after looking at the picture you sent to me, I almost flipped over.
King of Fools (to monkey "the Genius"): why do we keep you here for?
As a suivenire?
You are the boss!
New King number two (on tv): less is more!
New King number four: he said less is more.
New Queen number four: to who?
New King number four: what kind of questions you have?
To us, so we will not get out of hands.
New King number two: you will get it in the morning!
New Queen number four: we will get in the morning?
New King number two: and you will love it!
New Queen number four: I heard this some where else.
In some other country, and it sucks already.
New King number four: there are so many different countries in the world, and we are the one who always get democracy.
New King number four: he said less is more.
New Queen number four: to who?
New King number four: what kind of questions you have?
To us, so we will not get out of hands.
New King number two: you will get it in the morning!
New Queen number four: we will get in the morning?
New King number two: and you will love it!
New Queen number four: I heard this some where else.
In some other country, and it sucks already.
New King number four: there are so many different countries in the world, and we are the one who always get democracy.
Fool: never mind telling King of Fools.
Fool: he is reminder to all the fools who we have to be.
Fool: he might know as well.
Fool: have a good day.
Fool: we left our monkeys for one month.
King of Fools: what’s going on?
In this section of the world.
Fool: we left monkey “The Genius” for one month.
Fool: may be its personal thing.
King of Fools: and!
Fool: and look at her smile now.
King of Fools: what kind of stupid smile is that?!
Fool: he is reminder to all the fools who we have to be.
Fool: he might know as well.
Fool: have a good day.
Fool: we left our monkeys for one month.
King of Fools: what’s going on?
In this section of the world.
Fool: we left monkey “The Genius” for one month.
Fool: may be its personal thing.
King of Fools: and!
Fool: and look at her smile now.
King of Fools: what kind of stupid smile is that?!
King of Fools (on the phone): hot, hot, hot!
You just have to look.
It’s going to be the hot summer.
Have a good weekend.
(whispering) If you can’t sit down, call me.
Mama Mia (on the phone): digging for gold, mostly on the left.
On weekend too.
When you want to lift something heavy, inhale,
Put it down, exhale.
You will be surprised.
You just have to look.
It’s going to be the hot summer.
Have a good weekend.
(whispering) If you can’t sit down, call me.
Mama Mia (on the phone): digging for gold, mostly on the left.
On weekend too.
When you want to lift something heavy, inhale,
Put it down, exhale.
You will be surprised.
Fool (on the phone): I think I sat to much.
I know I don't have to tell you.
It's the system.
Mostly doing stuff, from Monday.
I know I don't have to tell you.
It's the system.
Mostly doing stuff, from Monday.
King of Fools (on the phone): we are not at the location.
Having fun with "F"!
Yes, looking for the fools gold.
All the fools, if they are not on vacations.
I am sure they have ideas.
We need glasses to see our salary!
It's not the same thing.
We are sitting on our ass too and not getting money.
Nothing personal, its always business.
This why we can have some fun.
I wish slavery was back again.
Look at my lunch!
At least where we live, we have restaurants,
Now I have to eat home made food.
The lunch?
Natural, and I have to like it and say "good job".
What is it?
One big "P".
I will never get over the first spoon, the proteins.
And she loves it!
No, no bed time story either!
I have hard time controlling myself.
Having fun with "F"!
Yes, looking for the fools gold.
All the fools, if they are not on vacations.
I am sure they have ideas.
We need glasses to see our salary!
It's not the same thing.
We are sitting on our ass too and not getting money.
Nothing personal, its always business.
This why we can have some fun.
I wish slavery was back again.
Look at my lunch!
At least where we live, we have restaurants,
Now I have to eat home made food.
The lunch?
Natural, and I have to like it and say "good job".
What is it?
One big "P".
I will never get over the first spoon, the proteins.
And she loves it!
No, no bed time story either!
I have hard time controlling myself.
Troll: read the map, when you start reading the map, the map will read for you.
Queen of Fools (singing): bad boy, bad boy, whatchu gonna do when I come for you, bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gonna do when I come for you.
King of Fools: she is coming!
Troll: focus.
King of Fools: we are working on the map!
Queen of Fools: your work it's like cold turkey, it never gets done.
King of Fools: are you serious!
Troll: stay calm.
King of Fools: I can't take it any much longer!
She is pushing my buttons!
Troll: and we have to go all the way to hear this?
Fool: they see me shopping in the mall and now I am getting nothing from the government.
Fool: what did they say?
Fool: and the worst part,
I cannot call and apologize because the phone lines are busy.
Fool: well, see you next month.
Fool: its tomorrow.
Queen of Fools (singing): bad boy, bad boy, whatchu gonna do when I come for you, bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gonna do when I come for you.
King of Fools: she is coming!
Troll: focus.
King of Fools: we are working on the map!
Queen of Fools: your work it's like cold turkey, it never gets done.
King of Fools: are you serious!
Troll: stay calm.
King of Fools: I can't take it any much longer!
She is pushing my buttons!
Troll: and we have to go all the way to hear this?
Fool: they see me shopping in the mall and now I am getting nothing from the government.
Fool: what did they say?
Fool: and the worst part,
I cannot call and apologize because the phone lines are busy.
Fool: well, see you next month.
Fool: its tomorrow.
King of Fools: ouch!
Boss of Trolls: ouch what?
King of Fools: she beat me!
Boss of Trolls: who?
Your dog?
King of Fools: no, we went through it already.
Boss of Trolls: monkey "The Genius",
Skriken from the zoo?
King of Fools: no, she refused to go with us.
Apparently, monkeys are made from something else.
My wife.
What is she doing!?
I guess, now we know, who doesn't know the time!
Boss: have you been a bad boy again?
I didn't hear wisdom, ozdom, ozdom this morning, no "I am okay, thank you" button?
Are you at work?
King of Fools: pretty much.
Working all week!
We are looking for the Fools gold.
Did I tell you baby,
You look sexy today.
Boss of Troll: again!
What about your other responsibilities, the job, the work, the duty?
When it's going to be done?
King of Fools: we are close.
Boss of Trolls: ouch what?
King of Fools: she beat me!
Boss of Trolls: who?
Your dog?
King of Fools: no, we went through it already.
Boss of Trolls: monkey "The Genius",
Skriken from the zoo?
King of Fools: no, she refused to go with us.
Apparently, monkeys are made from something else.
My wife.
What is she doing!?
I guess, now we know, who doesn't know the time!
Boss: have you been a bad boy again?
I didn't hear wisdom, ozdom, ozdom this morning, no "I am okay, thank you" button?
Are you at work?
King of Fools: pretty much.
Working all week!
We are looking for the Fools gold.
Did I tell you baby,
You look sexy today.
Boss of Troll: again!
What about your other responsibilities, the job, the work, the duty?
When it's going to be done?
King of Fools: we are close.
New King number one: lunch time!
What's your problem?
New Queen number two: you have to teach them when they are small.
New Queen number one: how do you know?
New Queen number two: what is your name?
New King number two: I have a problem!
New King number one: who?
New Queen number two: he is always been like this.
Especially when we found each other.
New Queen number one: in 19 century?
New Queen number two: in 19 century!?
5 or 6 years ago!
New King number two: I have a problem!
New King number one: what's your problem?
New King number two: I care about people.
New Queen number two: okay.
New King number one: that we understand.
New Queen number one: sit, wait and relax baby, again and again.
New King number one: what!
New Queen number two: if it's not expensive.
New King number one: slow motion.
New Queen number two: around until he gets used to it.
I can bend over, no problem.
New King number one: like gentleman.
New King number two: I think people don't like me.
New Queen number two: who cares.
New King number two: people are trying to say something!
New Queen number two: yeah, bye.
New King number one: spend some cash.
What's your problem?
New Queen number two: you have to teach them when they are small.
New Queen number one: how do you know?
New Queen number two: what is your name?
New King number two: I have a problem!
New King number one: who?
New Queen number two: he is always been like this.
Especially when we found each other.
New Queen number one: in 19 century?
New Queen number two: in 19 century!?
5 or 6 years ago!
New King number two: I have a problem!
New King number one: what's your problem?
New King number two: I care about people.
New Queen number two: okay.
New King number one: that we understand.
New Queen number one: sit, wait and relax baby, again and again.
New King number one: what!
New Queen number two: if it's not expensive.
New King number one: slow motion.
New Queen number two: around until he gets used to it.
I can bend over, no problem.
New King number one: like gentleman.
New King number two: I think people don't like me.
New Queen number two: who cares.
New King number two: people are trying to say something!
New Queen number two: yeah, bye.
New King number one: spend some cash.
New King number one: what are they doing?
New King number two: who knows, the door is locked.
New Queen number two: may be they see Evol already.
New King number two: I hear weird sounds.
New Queen number one: its the wind.
And laughter at the same time.
New Queen number two: say "yes" .
New King number two: not from me.
New Queen number one: open the door brothers!
New King number two: who knows, the door is locked.
New Queen number two: may be they see Evol already.
New King number two: I hear weird sounds.
New Queen number one: its the wind.
And laughter at the same time.
New Queen number two: say "yes" .
New King number two: not from me.
New Queen number one: open the door brothers!
Fool: where are you going?
King of Fools: we are going to look for the fools gold!
Fool: that's the way to make money.
Queen of Fools: all the way up.
King of Fools: all the way up!
Queen of Fools: I will hold the bag.
Troll: you said only three people.
King of Fools: she wants to hold the bag!
I want too.
Fool: do you want drink?
Fool: I have drink.
One, two, three.
Fool: congratulations!
Fool: when!?
Fool: can I come?
King of Fools: our car is not flexible.
Fool: where is dimples?
Here you are.
Fool: I prefer go crazy then go back to work.
Fool: I am done with work long time ago.
Fool: wow!
Fools: yes!
Fool: are we all good?
Fool: if I work longer, I'll tell.
Fool: I want to go home now.
King of Fools: we are not at work!
Fool: you are the best.
Fool: you are lucky baby!
King of Fools: oh my goodness,
Finally I am a baby!
Almost retired and baby.
Queen of Fools: hot baby.
King of Fools: yes, yes, yes!
Fool: look at her smile!
One million dollars smile.
Fool: Bonita the pig.
Fools: ohh.. isn't she cute.
Fool: she looks excited.
Troll: you said only three people are coming.
And you told everyone?!
King of Fools: what do you mean everyone?
I told my people, so they know.
At least they will be happy when we find the gold.
Usually we find work and more work.
Fool: I bought nuts.
King of Fools (singing): there is no constitution written for nuts, only for normal.
Queen of Fools: let's go.
King of Fools: six people are coming, secretaries and the babysitter, in case if we document something.
King of Fools: we are going to look for the fools gold!
Fool: that's the way to make money.
Queen of Fools: all the way up.
King of Fools: all the way up!
Queen of Fools: I will hold the bag.
Troll: you said only three people.
King of Fools: she wants to hold the bag!
I want too.
Fool: do you want drink?
Fool: I have drink.
One, two, three.
Fool: congratulations!
Fool: when!?
Fool: can I come?
King of Fools: our car is not flexible.
Fool: where is dimples?
Here you are.
Fool: I prefer go crazy then go back to work.
Fool: I am done with work long time ago.
Fool: wow!
Fools: yes!
Fool: are we all good?
Fool: if I work longer, I'll tell.
Fool: I want to go home now.
King of Fools: we are not at work!
Fool: you are the best.
Fool: you are lucky baby!
King of Fools: oh my goodness,
Finally I am a baby!
Almost retired and baby.
Queen of Fools: hot baby.
King of Fools: yes, yes, yes!
Fool: look at her smile!
One million dollars smile.
Fool: Bonita the pig.
Fools: ohh.. isn't she cute.
Fool: she looks excited.
Troll: you said only three people are coming.
And you told everyone?!
King of Fools: what do you mean everyone?
I told my people, so they know.
At least they will be happy when we find the gold.
Usually we find work and more work.
Fool: I bought nuts.
King of Fools (singing): there is no constitution written for nuts, only for normal.
Queen of Fools: let's go.
King of Fools: six people are coming, secretaries and the babysitter, in case if we document something.
King of Fools : where is my sexy girl?
Queen of Fools : I will never pass this test.
My teacher thinks I don't know anything.
King of Fools (hugging Queen of Fools): this how I like it, empty.
Queen of Fools : this is so dumb, but funny.
King of Fools : go study little bit, I bought you books.
Queen of Fools : and what should I do with the books?
King of Fools : just throw in the garbage.
(on the radio) Ozdom my friends, sorry for involving you in our family business,
..studying.
King of Fools (bends down and stretches): my morning exercise.
Secretary : let me try (bends down and stretches).
King of Fools (looking from the back): one more time.
(Secretary stretches again).
Queen of Fools : what are you doing?
King of Fools : you want to try?
Queen of Fools : no!
King of Fools (thinking): men should be allowed to have more then one wife.
No fighting, just love.
Queen of Fools : let's go see the birds.
King of Fools : this is my luck..
I call the Beast first.
(on the phone) Ozdom my friend...
Do some work man!
The Beast : I am trying.
Ze Bella (driving): I want to plant flowers in my garden.
The Beast : now?
Ze Bella : that's all your fault.
According to original book, our kiss should've worked and I would never see your face again.
The Beast : you broke all the dishes, the one who supposed to make your beautiful dress.
May be I wasn't sexually attracted to you.
Ze Bella :. .
The Beast : ouch!
Didn't hear from the fool today.
Ze Bella : it's not his territory, whatever you do,
He doesn't care.
The Beast : you seem normal to me.
Ze Bella : I am normal.
Read the instructions.
The Beast (reading): " For anyone who is looking for Fools gold. With your help we can move mountains.
Take mountain from here and move to here."
King of Fools : it's Friday tomorrow,
Aren't we lucky!
(loud noise).
The Beast (from inside): don't touch my door,
Touch your door!
King of Fools (with his army, breaks the door): it wasn't me.
What's wrong with this door?
The Beast : and who is going to pay for the damage?!
King of Fools : you didn't press "okay" button.
I've been throwing some duzies for an hour until we got here to rescue you.
The Beast : I was getting ready to look for the fools gold!
King of Fools ( to Ze Bella ) : if you can't sleep at night call me.
Witch ( mixing something in the pot): ten orange, ten green,
Ten claps and one smile.
I'd doesn't work!
(calling on the phone): it doesn't work!
Lady on the phone : help a fool (quickly disconnects).
King of Fools (to the lady on the phone): you don't love me, I already know that.
Lady (to King of Fools): how do I know you are real fool?
I am not going to help any fool wanna be.
King of Fools : baby, if you know what we are doing, you will be surprised.
Here is the note.
Queen of Fools : I will never pass this test.
My teacher thinks I don't know anything.
King of Fools (hugging Queen of Fools): this how I like it, empty.
Queen of Fools : this is so dumb, but funny.
King of Fools : go study little bit, I bought you books.
Queen of Fools : and what should I do with the books?
King of Fools : just throw in the garbage.
(on the radio) Ozdom my friends, sorry for involving you in our family business,
..studying.
King of Fools (bends down and stretches): my morning exercise.
Secretary : let me try (bends down and stretches).
King of Fools (looking from the back): one more time.
(Secretary stretches again).
Queen of Fools : what are you doing?
King of Fools : you want to try?
Queen of Fools : no!
King of Fools (thinking): men should be allowed to have more then one wife.
No fighting, just love.
Queen of Fools : let's go see the birds.
King of Fools : this is my luck..
I call the Beast first.
(on the phone) Ozdom my friend...
Do some work man!
The Beast : I am trying.
Ze Bella (driving): I want to plant flowers in my garden.
The Beast : now?
Ze Bella : that's all your fault.
According to original book, our kiss should've worked and I would never see your face again.
The Beast : you broke all the dishes, the one who supposed to make your beautiful dress.
May be I wasn't sexually attracted to you.
Ze Bella :. .
The Beast : ouch!
Didn't hear from the fool today.
Ze Bella : it's not his territory, whatever you do,
He doesn't care.
The Beast : you seem normal to me.
Ze Bella : I am normal.
Read the instructions.
The Beast (reading): " For anyone who is looking for Fools gold. With your help we can move mountains.
Take mountain from here and move to here."
King of Fools : it's Friday tomorrow,
Aren't we lucky!
(loud noise).
The Beast (from inside): don't touch my door,
Touch your door!
King of Fools (with his army, breaks the door): it wasn't me.
What's wrong with this door?
The Beast : and who is going to pay for the damage?!
King of Fools : you didn't press "okay" button.
I've been throwing some duzies for an hour until we got here to rescue you.
The Beast : I was getting ready to look for the fools gold!
King of Fools ( to Ze Bella ) : if you can't sleep at night call me.
Witch ( mixing something in the pot): ten orange, ten green,
Ten claps and one smile.
I'd doesn't work!
(calling on the phone): it doesn't work!
Lady on the phone : help a fool (quickly disconnects).
King of Fools (to the lady on the phone): you don't love me, I already know that.
Lady (to King of Fools): how do I know you are real fool?
I am not going to help any fool wanna be.
King of Fools : baby, if you know what we are doing, you will be surprised.
Here is the note.
King of Fools : congrats my friends!
The Beast : we only call him King, because his real name is not even close.
King of Fools : Finally it's April first ( applauds ).
April Fool's national day!
We made it!
Wisdom! Ozdom! Ozdom!
Fools are gifts to any nation in the world,
Likely we have many.
Now let's start from our National Anthem.
"Let me do it, ohhh, it's time to fail,
we need chicken nuggets to live, uuu,
it's up there, o no. . . what is this?
I need oxygen.
Look what happened to Bug man?
It's a good question.
Ohh he knocked his face on the tree.
It's good to be rescued...
it's taking too long. .how embarrassing it will be. .
is this something you want to do. . ohhh ".
Now let's hear personal achievements.
The Beast : let's just move on..
Kind of Fools : story time!
Grandma (singing and making baby formula): I want to love and it's quite possible,
Women like me are very responsible..
(to her first great grand child smiling in the high chair): all I want is great grand baby number two..
(to Grandpa): hurry up!
Grandpa (opens a story book): ... producer and make up artist were trying to push the Beast in to the room.
(The Beast was holding on each corner of the door,
Swearing about the day when he agreed to play the leading role).
She is not my type!
Producer (showing the movie script): will be today.
Make up artist: she has nice personality.
The Beast: Forget about personality.
I like women with booty!
Ze Bella: discussting.
Make up artist: don't worry, we will put pillows in her dress.
Ze Bella: I am waiting!!!
Grandpa Witch: he should've listen to his mother.
The Beast: I know man.
The Beast: I am going to skiing for a while.
Ze Bella: there is no snow outside?
The Beast: my wife, I don't need snow for skiing, pavement is good enough.
(leaving with the skies).
Ze Bella: don't forget your sun lotion.
Ze Bella (looking at The Beast after her magic kiss): very nice ...five hundred pounds!
The Beast : I was furry..
Ze Bella : and who is this woman on the picture?
The Beast : I have nothing to do with it.
Ze Bella: I kissed you and you turned into fat lying person.
The Beast (on the phone ) : what phone do you want to see?
It's a simple question.
Exactly.
(whispering) Ze Bella is jealous again.
(loud) Ze Gorgeous.., Ze Beauty.
You can't handle my phone
(moves the phone far from the ears)
I am not weird, I don't use two phone at once.
I don't know what you are talking about.
All right, I will be home with dinner..
I speak fast,
(drops the phone)
You assumed I called someone else name..
You can ask me questions.
(Moves the phone from the wars again).
May be you checked my old phone?
I have new phone now.
It was my popular account.
Some people can't handle the facts,
They are assuming. .
Not you Ze Beauty. . Ze Bella.
(looking at the phone)..
Ze Bella ( on the phone ) : tell me what to do mother?
Mother : start from cooking.
Beasts like to eat.
Grandma : he is just jealous, because you don't have fur.
Ze Bella : and what should I cook tonight?
Grandma (laughing): another beast!
Mother : pork chops.
Producer ( knocking the door ) : open the door honey!
The Beast ( from inside ) : never!
Ze Bella : where is my future husband!?
I am tired of waiting.
The Beast : help me Father like you never helped before!
Producer (to Ze Bella ) : locked himself in the room.
Ze Bella : let's put him to sleep.
The Beast : to sleep!
Producer (to the Beast) : if I will start breaking this door, you are going to hear a lot of new information about yourself!
The Beast : I signed contract only for one story.
Producer : the author changed his plans.
The Beast : what author ?!
It was written hundreds of years ago.
Ze Bella (reading the script): I love you!
The Beast ( looking in the mirror ): I don't believe a word!
King of Fools ( stopped writing) : I am actually at work.
This exactly where I am from 9 till 5:30 today.
So if you want to help me, don't help me with the food.
Ze Bella (listening): why is he quiet?
Producer : thinking about tomorrow.
The Beast : we only call him King, because his real name is not even close.
King of Fools : Finally it's April first ( applauds ).
April Fool's national day!
We made it!
Wisdom! Ozdom! Ozdom!
Fools are gifts to any nation in the world,
Likely we have many.
Now let's start from our National Anthem.
"Let me do it, ohhh, it's time to fail,
we need chicken nuggets to live, uuu,
it's up there, o no. . . what is this?
I need oxygen.
Look what happened to Bug man?
It's a good question.
Ohh he knocked his face on the tree.
It's good to be rescued...
it's taking too long. .how embarrassing it will be. .
is this something you want to do. . ohhh ".
Now let's hear personal achievements.
The Beast : let's just move on..
Kind of Fools : story time!
Grandma (singing and making baby formula): I want to love and it's quite possible,
Women like me are very responsible..
(to her first great grand child smiling in the high chair): all I want is great grand baby number two..
(to Grandpa): hurry up!
Grandpa (opens a story book): ... producer and make up artist were trying to push the Beast in to the room.
(The Beast was holding on each corner of the door,
Swearing about the day when he agreed to play the leading role).
She is not my type!
Producer (showing the movie script): will be today.
Make up artist: she has nice personality.
The Beast: Forget about personality.
I like women with booty!
Ze Bella: discussting.
Make up artist: don't worry, we will put pillows in her dress.
Ze Bella: I am waiting!!!
Grandpa Witch: he should've listen to his mother.
The Beast: I know man.
The Beast: I am going to skiing for a while.
Ze Bella: there is no snow outside?
The Beast: my wife, I don't need snow for skiing, pavement is good enough.
(leaving with the skies).
Ze Bella: don't forget your sun lotion.
Ze Bella (looking at The Beast after her magic kiss): very nice ...five hundred pounds!
The Beast : I was furry..
Ze Bella : and who is this woman on the picture?
The Beast : I have nothing to do with it.
Ze Bella: I kissed you and you turned into fat lying person.
The Beast (on the phone ) : what phone do you want to see?
It's a simple question.
Exactly.
(whispering) Ze Bella is jealous again.
(loud) Ze Gorgeous.., Ze Beauty.
You can't handle my phone
(moves the phone far from the ears)
I am not weird, I don't use two phone at once.
I don't know what you are talking about.
All right, I will be home with dinner..
I speak fast,
(drops the phone)
You assumed I called someone else name..
You can ask me questions.
(Moves the phone from the wars again).
May be you checked my old phone?
I have new phone now.
It was my popular account.
Some people can't handle the facts,
They are assuming. .
Not you Ze Beauty. . Ze Bella.
(looking at the phone)..
Ze Bella ( on the phone ) : tell me what to do mother?
Mother : start from cooking.
Beasts like to eat.
Grandma : he is just jealous, because you don't have fur.
Ze Bella : and what should I cook tonight?
Grandma (laughing): another beast!
Mother : pork chops.
Producer ( knocking the door ) : open the door honey!
The Beast ( from inside ) : never!
Ze Bella : where is my future husband!?
I am tired of waiting.
The Beast : help me Father like you never helped before!
Producer (to Ze Bella ) : locked himself in the room.
Ze Bella : let's put him to sleep.
The Beast : to sleep!
Producer (to the Beast) : if I will start breaking this door, you are going to hear a lot of new information about yourself!
The Beast : I signed contract only for one story.
Producer : the author changed his plans.
The Beast : what author ?!
It was written hundreds of years ago.
Ze Bella (reading the script): I love you!
The Beast ( looking in the mirror ): I don't believe a word!
King of Fools ( stopped writing) : I am actually at work.
This exactly where I am from 9 till 5:30 today.
So if you want to help me, don't help me with the food.
Ze Bella (listening): why is he quiet?
Producer : thinking about tomorrow.
King of Fools: look at her!
Troll: the pig?
King of Fools: Bonita,
Our hot, sexy mama.
She can smile with her eyes.
Can you smile with your eyes?
Troll: no.
Before we leave for out adventure,
I need to talk to someone, who will listen and understand.
King of Fools: walls have ears, the walls.
And to get it right, she flies around and makes wishes.
You might have different way for your wish to come true,
But with Bonita is for sure.
Queen of Fools: we can take some of our animals with us, in case if we have a question.
King of Fools: I take my cat!
Queen of Fools: meow.
Troll: the pig?
King of Fools: Bonita,
Our hot, sexy mama.
She can smile with her eyes.
Can you smile with your eyes?
Troll: no.
Before we leave for out adventure,
I need to talk to someone, who will listen and understand.
King of Fools: walls have ears, the walls.
And to get it right, she flies around and makes wishes.
You might have different way for your wish to come true,
But with Bonita is for sure.
Queen of Fools: we can take some of our animals with us, in case if we have a question.
King of Fools: I take my cat!
Queen of Fools: meow.
New Kings..
New King number two: we are doing stuff with staffies.
Which is beautiful.
New King number five: hopefully we get something.
New Queen number two: from your teammates.
New Queen number two (mother): don’t steal, don’t win.
New King number two: I think the man beat the apple first,
and then focused on the real problems.
New Queen number two: there are millions of jokes about this already.
Which is beautiful.
New King number five: hopefully we get something.
New Queen number two: from your teammates.
New Queen number two (mother): don’t steal, don’t win.
New King number two: I think the man beat the apple first,
and then focused on the real problems.
New Queen number two: there are millions of jokes about this already.
King of Fools: we have spicy donuts and coffee.
I love spicy food.
Mama Mia: I am already bored.
King of Fools: ladies, come on.
We are going to forget what we are at work for.
Fool: I suggest start from the floor.
King of Fools: what are you going to do on the floor?
There is nothing to do on the floor here.
Troll: we have to change the subject, the whole thing.
Mama Mia: we have to find balance.
Balance is number one.
King of Fools: oh yeah, exactly.
When I find the fools gold, I will be completely different person.
Mama Mia: I was dreaming about the fools gold this morning.
King of Fools: nice.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: what in the world.
(on the phone) yes, working on Saturday!
No money, no honey!
What, you need more people to finish the job?
Like we are not doing enough!
I can see myself at lunch from 12 to 1.
Then another lunch, sure, why not.
I love spicy food.
Mama Mia: I am already bored.
King of Fools: ladies, come on.
We are going to forget what we are at work for.
Fool: I suggest start from the floor.
King of Fools: what are you going to do on the floor?
There is nothing to do on the floor here.
Troll: we have to change the subject, the whole thing.
Mama Mia: we have to find balance.
Balance is number one.
King of Fools: oh yeah, exactly.
When I find the fools gold, I will be completely different person.
Mama Mia: I was dreaming about the fools gold this morning.
King of Fools: nice.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: what in the world.
(on the phone) yes, working on Saturday!
No money, no honey!
What, you need more people to finish the job?
Like we are not doing enough!
I can see myself at lunch from 12 to 1.
Then another lunch, sure, why not.
New King number one: where is the list of problems?
New King number two: we solved them naturally.
New King number one: how can you solve problems naturally?
Pastor: I has to be more to it..
Yes, bosses, I am here listening.
New Queen number one: the ran away Pastor.
Pastor: just in case Kings, she can't move on, just in case.
New Queen number one: people were in the water up to their ears!
Pastor: the floor was wet,
If it was ice, I would stay.
Call me that time.
New King number two: thank goodness it wasn't the apocalypse.
Pastor: our prayers made perfect sense.
New King number two: we solved them naturally.
New King number one: how can you solve problems naturally?
Pastor: I has to be more to it..
Yes, bosses, I am here listening.
New Queen number one: the ran away Pastor.
Pastor: just in case Kings, she can't move on, just in case.
New Queen number one: people were in the water up to their ears!
Pastor: the floor was wet,
If it was ice, I would stay.
Call me that time.
New King number two: thank goodness it wasn't the apocalypse.
Pastor: our prayers made perfect sense.
King of Fools (on the phone): ..I am looking at your food.. following the orange juice, watermelon and apple..
What is next?
Oh my gosh, plum!
Who is following me!
Troll: have you seen Mama Mia?
King of Fools: she is busy.
We are cleaning "Super flash", its little bit dirty.
Troll: did you see the prices for your Pluto sounds?
King of Fools: for the "Super flash"?
Its quite pricey, but where else we would hear Pluto at convenient location?
We dealt with it immediately!
And plus, the space company had to call us twice.
What is next?
Oh my gosh, plum!
Who is following me!
Troll: have you seen Mama Mia?
King of Fools: she is busy.
We are cleaning "Super flash", its little bit dirty.
Troll: did you see the prices for your Pluto sounds?
King of Fools: for the "Super flash"?
Its quite pricey, but where else we would hear Pluto at convenient location?
We dealt with it immediately!
And plus, the space company had to call us twice.
King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.
One of those days..
Its Wednesday.
I should write a book.
Troll: have you seen Mama Mia?
King of Fools: she is at work looking for the plastic bag.
Troll: we are at work.
King of Fools: I know you are very smart, but this obsession with work..
We don’t do this things.
On the scale from 1 to 10, we give 50, forced to.
Troll: she promised me to copy few pages.
King of Fools: she surely will copy, in timely fashion,
Or I say, in old fashion.
Remember the times, when people only had feet and hands.
Troll: don’t you want to finish the work and be free!
I am sitting here under CIA for one year and nothing.
King of Fools: then I will be genius!
We have only one genius here,
The one I’ve seen in the zoo this morning.
One of those days..
Its Wednesday.
I should write a book.
Troll: have you seen Mama Mia?
King of Fools: she is at work looking for the plastic bag.
Troll: we are at work.
King of Fools: I know you are very smart, but this obsession with work..
We don’t do this things.
On the scale from 1 to 10, we give 50, forced to.
Troll: she promised me to copy few pages.
King of Fools: she surely will copy, in timely fashion,
Or I say, in old fashion.
Remember the times, when people only had feet and hands.
Troll: don’t you want to finish the work and be free!
I am sitting here under CIA for one year and nothing.
King of Fools: then I will be genius!
We have only one genius here,
The one I’ve seen in the zoo this morning.
King of Fools: the government never says should we freak out or not.
We will never learn!
Troll: where is Mama Mia?
King of Fools: do you like her?
She is fixing her bathtub.
All liberation comes from women.
Yesterday my Angel was trying new makeup on the couch,
I felt I was sitting with a dragon!
Well, at least something.
Can you imagine sitting all day in the cave and staring at dragons.
At least now I relax at work and in the evening she looks hot, sometimes super hot.
I love hot, hot, hot.
Troll: how much is the Fools gold?
King of Fools: no idea, hopefully a lot.
It's a legend.
Legends you know over time, at their location.
We will have something to get crazy about!
Troll: lunch time.
King of Fools: I have juicy peach.
We will never learn!
Troll: where is Mama Mia?
King of Fools: do you like her?
She is fixing her bathtub.
All liberation comes from women.
Yesterday my Angel was trying new makeup on the couch,
I felt I was sitting with a dragon!
Well, at least something.
Can you imagine sitting all day in the cave and staring at dragons.
At least now I relax at work and in the evening she looks hot, sometimes super hot.
I love hot, hot, hot.
Troll: how much is the Fools gold?
King of Fools: no idea, hopefully a lot.
It's a legend.
Legends you know over time, at their location.
We will have something to get crazy about!
Troll: lunch time.
King of Fools: I have juicy peach.
Вчера дралась за куклы и игрушки,
Сегодня настоящий бой.
Красавица весёлая Катюша,
Девчёнкой в партизанский встала строй.
Родные ели защищают, родные травы берегут.
И лесом, полем закрывают,
И заблудиться не дают.
Катюша вспоминает лето,
За речкой первый раз бои.
От взрывов днём не видно света,
А дым чернее вечной тьмы.
Ну вот пришел черед,
Пробраться надо к нашим,
И показать пути из тех лесов.
Старик седой, в отряде старший,
На карту указал морщинистой рукой.
В дороге нашей нет обмана,
И шли по лесу партизаны,
Сегодня настоящий бой.
Красавица весёлая Катюша,
Девчёнкой в партизанский встала строй.
Родные ели защищают, родные травы берегут.
И лесом, полем закрывают,
И заблудиться не дают.
Катюша вспоминает лето,
За речкой первый раз бои.
От взрывов днём не видно света,
А дым чернее вечной тьмы.
Ну вот пришел черед,
Пробраться надо к нашим,
И показать пути из тех лесов.
Старик седой, в отряде старший,
На карту указал морщинистой рукой.
В дороге нашей нет обмана,
И шли по лесу партизаны,
Troll: you are here!
King of Fools: finally I am here.
It took five hours to get to this gragly pit.
Do you know why they picked me to be King of Fools?
Because I was only one who said "okay".
I wish I looked at my schedule.
Troll: what happened to your face?
King of Fools: I tried to stop a horse.
Stupid animal.
Troll: today?
King of Fools: today I walked, not sure if the buses are safe.
Yesterday we went for a ride, should've stay home and drink.
Mama Mia: 5 days before the weekend!
King of Fools: finally I am here.
It took five hours to get to this gragly pit.
Do you know why they picked me to be King of Fools?
Because I was only one who said "okay".
I wish I looked at my schedule.
Troll: what happened to your face?
King of Fools: I tried to stop a horse.
Stupid animal.
Troll: today?
King of Fools: today I walked, not sure if the buses are safe.
Yesterday we went for a ride, should've stay home and drink.
Mama Mia: 5 days before the weekend!
New Kings..
New Queen number two: no gyms..!
New Queen number two (mother in law): it's a wolves pack.
When I was a child, we had only ice cream day:
“We all scream for ice cream!”
New Queen number one: can’t do hair, no restaurants..!
New King number two: didn't you buy food!
New Queen number two: the one I have to cook!
Nee King number two: sweetheart,
pretty much every man in the world wish to have your problems right now.
Anyway, it’s time to check our safety bracelets.
New King number five: what a he'll!
New King number two: safe and sound.
New Queen number two (mother in law): it's a wolves pack.
When I was a child, we had only ice cream day:
“We all scream for ice cream!”
New Queen number one: can’t do hair, no restaurants..!
New King number two: didn't you buy food!
New Queen number two: the one I have to cook!
Nee King number two: sweetheart,
pretty much every man in the world wish to have your problems right now.
Anyway, it’s time to check our safety bracelets.
New King number five: what a he'll!
New King number two: safe and sound.
New Kings..
New King number one: how was your night?
New King number two: I don't know yet, may be later.
New King number one: you can get a ticket for it.
New King number five: I was driving at 8 in the evening yesterday, the roads were empty.
Only the liquor store was not empty.
New King number two: I don't know yet, may be later.
New King number one: you can get a ticket for it.
New King number five: I was driving at 8 in the evening yesterday, the roads were empty.
Only the liquor store was not empty.
King of Fools (on the phone): I know what oil is…
I wasn't touching your body,
I was giving you a break!
Mama Mia: we have tea and hot chocolate.
Troll: Mama Mia, how much is the Fools gold?
When we find it, I know how to split.
Mama Mia: it’s in the pot.
No one knows.
Troll: what if its 20 dollars?
Mama Mia: it would be quite handy today.
Troll: so it will be the same thing, twenty, fifty, one hundred, one million?
Mama Mia: yes.
It’s the legend.
I wasn't touching your body,
I was giving you a break!
Mama Mia: we have tea and hot chocolate.
Troll: Mama Mia, how much is the Fools gold?
When we find it, I know how to split.
Mama Mia: it’s in the pot.
No one knows.
Troll: what if its 20 dollars?
Mama Mia: it would be quite handy today.
Troll: so it will be the same thing, twenty, fifty, one hundred, one million?
Mama Mia: yes.
It’s the legend.
New Kings..
New King number one: hashtag OMG.
New Queen number one: hashtag OMG again?
New King number one: sweetheart you have no sense of political stability.
New King number two: our machines stop working, because it’s all we are using.
New Queen number two: between good and bad, money won.
New King number two: thank you my dear.
New King number one: besides power.
New Queen number one: box!
New King number two: she is strange today.
New King number one: I shall say beautiful.
No mask, no gloves.
New King number two: anyhow, see you next Tuesday.
New Queen number one: where is he going?
New King number one: relax.
Get engaged with the community, I love them.
Where is our inspiration!
“ I ate too much, I can’t work?”.
New King number two: waiting in lines.
New Queen number two: it’s pretty much normal right now.
New Queen number one: hashtag OMG again?
New King number one: sweetheart you have no sense of political stability.
New King number two: our machines stop working, because it’s all we are using.
New Queen number two: between good and bad, money won.
New King number two: thank you my dear.
New King number one: besides power.
New Queen number one: box!
New King number two: she is strange today.
New King number one: I shall say beautiful.
No mask, no gloves.
New King number two: anyhow, see you next Tuesday.
New Queen number one: where is he going?
New King number one: relax.
Get engaged with the community, I love them.
Where is our inspiration!
“ I ate too much, I can’t work?”.
New King number two: waiting in lines.
New Queen number two: it’s pretty much normal right now.
Troll: where is King of Fools?
Mama Mia: may be at lunch.
Queen of Fools (singing): I kind of love my sunshine now..
Fool: my IQ test result!
Fool: 2 o'clock?
Fool: no, 3:30.
Fool: you are smarten up!
King of Fools: look at the script,
Its history of the fools!
Actor: the story?
King of Fools: 7:45.
We have to be home by 7:45.
Actress: why there is lipstick all over each page?
Mama Mia (on the phone): this is Canada,
We have to go to the gym and exercise.
Queen of Fools: for our passports to show different age.
Mama Mia: what are they going to say?
They only see my swim suit.
Queen of Fools: they always listen three people at the same time.
Mama Mia: may be at lunch.
Queen of Fools (singing): I kind of love my sunshine now..
Fool: my IQ test result!
Fool: 2 o'clock?
Fool: no, 3:30.
Fool: you are smarten up!
King of Fools: look at the script,
Its history of the fools!
Actor: the story?
King of Fools: 7:45.
We have to be home by 7:45.
Actress: why there is lipstick all over each page?
Mama Mia (on the phone): this is Canada,
We have to go to the gym and exercise.
Queen of Fools: for our passports to show different age.
Mama Mia: what are they going to say?
They only see my swim suit.
Queen of Fools: they always listen three people at the same time.
New Kings...
New Queen number two: New Queen number five doesn't like anyone who is better then her.
New Queen number one: pretty much every one is better then her.
The whole world is better then her.
New Queen number two: and she leaves everything on the floor.
I am not standing on my knees unless you know..
New King number two: not very nice today.
New King number one: how did they get the job anyway?
New King number two: they had one thousand dollars to pay for the class.
New Queen number one: pretty much every one is better then her.
The whole world is better then her.
New Queen number two: and she leaves everything on the floor.
I am not standing on my knees unless you know..
New King number two: not very nice today.
New King number one: how did they get the job anyway?
New King number two: they had one thousand dollars to pay for the class.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: when our girl says “ think”, she is actually looking in the future.
Troll: what did she say?
King of Fools: no, no, yes, yes!
King of Fo: she said, one day, casinos going to lose money.
Mama Mia: did she actually say it?
King of Fools: in very good English.
We are teaching her the language.
See what’s monkeys are made of.
Mama Mia: looks like the same way like people.
King of Fools: monkeys are the best.
Monkey “ The Genius” never kidding us.
Mama Mia: this is her mentality.
King of Fools: we got her for free.
You should talk to her.
Troll: who?
King of Fools: monkey “ The Genius”.
You will never want to talk anyone else.
Mama Mia: but you better think twice all the questions.
King of Fools: I wonder if all the monkeys think the same way or only the legends?
Troll: you should check her background.
See, where she is coming from.
King of Fools: she knows everything:
“okay, okay, okay"!
We tried everything and still would have no idea!
Troll: I wonder, who are you going to ask next?
A bear?
King of Fools: not tonight…
It’s a mistake to close all the bars on Friday evenings!
Troll: what did she say?
King of Fools: no, no, yes, yes!
King of Fo: she said, one day, casinos going to lose money.
Mama Mia: did she actually say it?
King of Fools: in very good English.
We are teaching her the language.
See what’s monkeys are made of.
Mama Mia: looks like the same way like people.
King of Fools: monkeys are the best.
Monkey “ The Genius” never kidding us.
Mama Mia: this is her mentality.
King of Fools: we got her for free.
You should talk to her.
Troll: who?
King of Fools: monkey “ The Genius”.
You will never want to talk anyone else.
Mama Mia: but you better think twice all the questions.
King of Fools: I wonder if all the monkeys think the same way or only the legends?
Troll: you should check her background.
See, where she is coming from.
King of Fools: she knows everything:
“okay, okay, okay"!
We tried everything and still would have no idea!
Troll: I wonder, who are you going to ask next?
A bear?
King of Fools: not tonight…
It’s a mistake to close all the bars on Friday evenings!
New Kings..
New Queen number one: cheers!
New Queen number two: cheers!
New Queen number three: champagne in the morning?
New Queen number one: from King number one.
New Queen number two: you are lucky.
New Queen number one: thank you.
New Queen number three: is it free at least?
New Queen number one: of course it's free.
New Queen number two: for the money, they only surprise the world!
New Queen number one: luclky, lots still left.
New Queen number three: I am thinking about it.
New Queen number one: what?
New Queen number three: the world?
New Queen number one: the whole day?
New Queen number two: they know how to do it!
New Queen number one: every time I think of the world, I want to go home.
New Queen number two: it's hot in here.
New Queen number one: I want to be hot!
New King number two: what are you doing my dear?
New Queen number one: he wants something.
New Queen number two: cheers!
New Queen number three: champagne in the morning?
New Queen number one: from King number one.
New Queen number two: you are lucky.
New Queen number one: thank you.
New Queen number three: is it free at least?
New Queen number one: of course it's free.
New Queen number two: for the money, they only surprise the world!
New Queen number one: luclky, lots still left.
New Queen number three: I am thinking about it.
New Queen number one: what?
New Queen number three: the world?
New Queen number one: the whole day?
New Queen number two: they know how to do it!
New Queen number one: every time I think of the world, I want to go home.
New Queen number two: it's hot in here.
New Queen number one: I want to be hot!
New King number two: what are you doing my dear?
New Queen number one: he wants something.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.
I have a bad news and a good news.
The good news, I don’t have a bad news.
Happy Friday!
Mama Mia: he is amazing..
Troll: the washrooms are closed?
Mama Mia: we are plunging “Super flash".
Troll: you are plunging your toilets 5 days a week,
where people supposed to go?
Mama Mia: its life long event..
Bushes are outside.
Troll: Mama Mia, what are you drinking?
Mama Mia: there's always one person who is troublemaker, listen, don't worry.
I have a bad news and a good news.
The good news, I don’t have a bad news.
Happy Friday!
Mama Mia: he is amazing..
Troll: the washrooms are closed?
Mama Mia: we are plunging “Super flash".
Troll: you are plunging your toilets 5 days a week,
where people supposed to go?
Mama Mia: its life long event..
Bushes are outside.
Troll: Mama Mia, what are you drinking?
Mama Mia: there's always one person who is troublemaker, listen, don't worry.
New Kings...
New King number one: make sure the place is clean before I get there.
New King number two: we are trying!
New King number one: mostly we don't speak first.
New King number two: pardon me?
New King number one: may be yo say sorry, but at times we do.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.
Don't forget to wash your hands.
Fool: apparently, some people didn't know, they have to wash their hands.
Fool: I am writing this one.
Troll: some people have nothing to do in the morning.
Fool: guess what?
We have nothing to do all day.
Fool: this why we are always quiet.
Fool: I know.
We have nothing to do all day.
Fool: this why we are always quiet.
Fool: I know.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools (on the phone): amazing!
We are multitasking from this morning!
Happy Monday too!
Troll: it was intense.
King of Fools: now we can focus on work,
Did you bring the map?
Mama Mia (on the phone): you can’t buy new clothes now
Queen of Fools: you can’t buy anything!
Mama Mia: I heard they are going to open the gyms.
Queen of Fools: we need some group effort.
Mama Mia: Bonita eats like a pig.
Queen of Fools: at least, she is a pig, she can afford it.
Mama Mia: only we can't afford it!
Cheers!
Queen of Fools: cheers!
What wine do you have?
King of Fools: our new performance is on Friday.
We don't have enough time for anything!
Mama Mia: I am going on vacation.
King of Fools: and who is going to work?
Anyway, I wish I was home myself.
Don’t do what I would do,
You will come back pregnant.
We will be so busy here,
We will be going nuts!
Business will be you know...
We are multitasking from this morning!
Happy Monday too!
Troll: it was intense.
King of Fools: now we can focus on work,
Did you bring the map?
Mama Mia (on the phone): you can’t buy new clothes now
Queen of Fools: you can’t buy anything!
Mama Mia: I heard they are going to open the gyms.
Queen of Fools: we need some group effort.
Mama Mia: Bonita eats like a pig.
Queen of Fools: at least, she is a pig, she can afford it.
Mama Mia: only we can't afford it!
Cheers!
Queen of Fools: cheers!
What wine do you have?
King of Fools: our new performance is on Friday.
We don't have enough time for anything!
Mama Mia: I am going on vacation.
King of Fools: and who is going to work?
Anyway, I wish I was home myself.
Don’t do what I would do,
You will come back pregnant.
We will be so busy here,
We will be going nuts!
Business will be you know...
New Queen number two: fish is in the pond.
New King number two: I’ve been a good boy.
New Queen number two: I smell pennies.
New King number two: I am only asking for dinner!
New Queen number two: I know what’s not chewy, money.
New King number one (one the phone): I would love to donate money to your charity.
New King number four: how much!
New King number one: one, comma, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero,
New King number four: oh my God,
How many zeroes do you have?!
New King number two: I’ve been a good boy.
New Queen number two: I smell pennies.
New King number two: I am only asking for dinner!
New Queen number two: I know what’s not chewy, money.
New King number one (one the phone): I would love to donate money to your charity.
New King number four: how much!
New King number one: one, comma, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero,
New King number four: oh my God,
How many zeroes do you have?!
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