The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.
Don't forget to wash your hands.
Fool: apparently, some people didn't know, they have to wash their hands.
Fool: I am writing this one.
Troll: some people have nothing to do in the morning.
Fool: guess what?
We have nothing to do all day.
Fool: this why we are always quiet.
Fool: I know.