vacation with my mom

Last year I had a vacation with my mom, one week together (was her idea) and every minute I heard:"What is that, what is this, don't go here, this is not Canada, why you wear a skirt, wear pants, let's go here, don't eat this, don't eat that, call your father, why I have to drive you around, that too expensive, that's fake, do you know him, don't buy this, I told you, where is the key, where is the train (we went to a wrong train station), get me a tea, don't buy grey sweater, buy blue, brown, black, why do you need another jacket, where are you going (I was going to a bar, didn't make it), I am going with you, that's too big, that's too small, I don't like this one, let's go somewhere else, you sleep too much, give me your passport...". And we just went to see the museums...