My father told this story on a party,
We all were laughing.
Long ago, he had a patient,
Old lady whose husband was a local politician.
Once a year on New Year Eve they had dinner with the city mayor.
That time, the mayor's wife bought very expensive bird - a talking parrot.
And she was showing off to the guests:
Look what we have,
Our new "little baby".
But the bird didn't want to talk.
Five minutes before end of the dinner
He said his first word,
Not nice at all.
Then started to say all bad stuff about the communist party, mentioned few well known names and the owner himself, his wife and didn't stop after small punching with a fork.
Everyone had wide opened eyes,
Starting at each other,
Left immediately in big hurry without a word.
New Mom fainted on the floor,
Duddy screamed:
Let me cook this chicken!
All night they were packing bags with one thought,
Someone will pick them up
In a closed very special comunist car.
