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My horoscope is perfect; I read it every morning, like a map or something, before going to work.
My aunts read horoscopes too, but they took it to the next level. If it says, stay in bed all day and eat only tomatoes, they would follow it 100%. They always intertain themself with something. When I used to visit them very often, they always had new movies, new books, new stuff they bought or made and most of the time we would laughing non stop.
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