Wife: I forgot my key,
And you were so happy,
Locked the door and refused to open it!
Husband : you said you had everything!
Wife: Everything except the keys!
Husband: I didn't know that!
Wife: You should've known,
Where were you for two hours when I was breaking the door?
Husband: I went to ride a bike!
Wife: I knew it, you went to see women!
I should've marry e-l instead, would be better idea!
Husband: I don't think you can marry a close relative!
Doctor: my friend, since you can open your mouth and eyes and think according to the test and move your tongue, say: A!
Husband : y!
Doctor: next year we will learn how to count to 10!
Can you hear me!
