Poetess ( looking in the mirror): I look like I am pregnant.
Inner voice ( turns on TV): I am wondering how is the Olympic goes..
Poetess: I am fat!
Inner voice ( looks at poetess ) : you look very lovely today.
Poetess : I am wearing green peel off gluten free mask!
Inner voice : Oh..
Mister piggy: I am 375 lbs!
Inner voice ( to Poetess): what you are fatter then him?
