don't know

Poetess : sorry I was away,
But since I am allowed to read my poems again
to chickens and polar bear in the zoo,
I am back!
Inner voice (oinks): ..had to play a pig..
Good thing I didn't make it to the kitchen...
Cake (to Poetess): if you bite me one more time I will explore in your face.
Treadmill: I know, I know,
Women always come back when they can't recognized the rear end..
Move your foot and press the start button.
(swears) you gained weight!
Vegetables and fruits (new friends): what a surprise!
Poetess : the best day ever!
Jaden: you are short and fat.
Mom: you can't eat that much.
Paranoia: is any one home?
Grandmother: We have nothing to worry about.