Inner voice kicks the entrance door, throws his jacket and bags with food, dog food, cat food, hamster treats and special bag with other items on the floor and shouts:
I am home slats!
The slats: are you fucking out of your mind!?
Inner voice ( thinking at the same time as the slats are speaking): I fucking out of my mind!
The sluts: let him go to the store alone and he comes back completely insane.
Inner voice (thinking): I am completely insane!
The sluts: he is drunk!
Inner voice ( thinking ): I am drunk!
Hamster, cat and dog are waiting.
Inner voice: my beauties,
I didn't know you are home..
I ate uncooked mushroom I think. ..
"Smotchie kiss" (the dog's name):
Good thing they don't fight too long ....looove. ...
Almost my massage time..
"Slat" (the cat): I am pregnant.
They gave me this name and think
I will go outside and will mind my own business?
But with the black cat?.. on the pine trees at the rush hour?!
I had never expected that from myself ..
"Barbie" (the hamster): fucking bullshit,
No one checks anything.
Running every day in pink clothes, in the pink wheel,
In the pink hamster house,
And I am a fucking boy!
Then every one shakes me (shakes his feet like it's thunderstorm): where are the babies?!
"Slat" ( the cat): you can play with mine..
"Smotchie kiss " (the dog): listen Barbie...
