don't know story

Author: I think I will be author of one story.
Inner voice: some one wrote Kamasutra,
See, it's enough.
Donald: people, go to work where you worked yesterday and be happy.
Poetess: I went to the casino...
Second time person next to me won over 500 dollars ... in few minutes.
The real witch: and you wish it would be you?
Inner voice: a wierdly looking men?
Aunt: I am not surprised.
Many years ago I didn't pay for my apartment for a year and police officer... he liked me too,
He opened the door with his own keys and started to cook in my kitchen and watch TV.
I asked what are you doing here,
And he said, what do you think I am doing?