Poetess : when my aunt sees me on Skype now,
She looks little bit disturbed.
The real witch : all women after 30 should be distributed looking in the mirror.
Aunt : I am always disturbed.
Baby: if you were fat,
What would you do?
Poetess: I would explode in madness.
Baby : No, you would explode in fatness.
Poetess : go play.
Everyone: what a big boy!
Poetess : I have been exercising all day.
Now you can see what clothes I was wearing.
It's sunny outside..
Grandma : one time I feel a sleep on the beach,
It was 1945..
Few hours later my mother was using features to put butter on me.
Inner voice : yo mama is so beautiful,
She was arrested for wearing a dress.
