New Kings..

(on the phone).
New King number two: a lot of interesting news,
Hashtag OMG.
New King number one: sweetheart, trust me..
Alien: Earth!
New King number three: we all know where the free cheese is,
Get on board, Mikey.
Alien: we need better ideas than this alien world.
Alien: what are the chances to find anyone else here?
Alien: you know our captain hands.
Alien: they have virus now.
Alien: we can’t stop!
Captain: for this matter we have antivirus.
Alien: it’s in the bottle?
Alcohol, vodka!
Captain: I’ve been here before.