Poetess (reading
book "How to write interesting book"):
Before writing
interesting book,
Ask yourself why do
you want to write interesting book?
May be you are
drunk?
Or may be you
received a letter from the government and said "very ...
interesting".
It's not going to
help.
I mean the
government is not going to help you writing interesting book.
Honestly it doesn't
help unless obligated by the law,
The tax return
papers for example ...
What will help you
is my book.
Number one rule,
Have solid outline
and full time income.
If you have both,
you are on your way already.
Have beginning,
middle and the end of the story.
Inner voice : never.
Poetess : shhhh..
(keeps reading ):
answer all the questions before they have been asked in the dark
corner and be weird.
(asks herself ):
How?
(reading) Create
personal character.
Inner voice : I want
to be invisible.
Poetess : I wear
sweater, miniskirt, leggings and a bra,
That all I
wear...and underwear. .shoes too.
Grandma : why you
are not at work?
Poetess : I took day
off to work on my issues.
Sister : what
issues,
Where is the cake
recipe?
Grandma : I shall
excuse myself.
Aunt : only after
me.
Mom: chao.
Poetess : where is
my issue list?
Are you writing
everything?
Inner voice : it has
only one word on it.
Poetess : it happens
too.
Inner voice : I read
a book,
So this wife of a
hokey player,
She wrote a book for
him, something else,
Then she wanted to
play hockey for him,
But the stupid coach
started a fight.
Toronto Zoo is
hiring. .
Inner voice (washing
dishes for about an hour): slavery is not over my friends..
(looking at to do
list): bathroom, carpet, couch, washing clothes in room temperature)
Inner voice: slavery
is not over my friends..
It only has another
name "work, house and bills".
And this why this
story is called "Super Baby".
Super Baby: I am
seventy five years old,
Thank you very much.
Now I can only jump
on the healthy dinner, bed, my wife - mother of my children,
grandmother of my grandchildren and great grandmother of my great
grand children.
I can babysit too...
I am not saving the
world,
That's for sure.
And not wearing
glasses either.
Minister (on TV): this
what I am telling you people too.
What do you expect?
A miracle?
Go to work where you
work yesterday and be happy.
Miss (applauds): Bravo! (and goes to work).
