King of Fools: every ticket is winning!
Can someone be this dumb?
I don't think so.
Troll: your nose is scratched?
King of Fools: monkeys.
We were pushing them bananas and they pushed right back.
Troll: unhealthy tendencies?
King of Fools: no, they were trying to show us something.
They didn't even touch the bananas!
Only few took it seriously.
Troll: who?
King of Fools: the monkeys.
Me and my Angel like to dress up, drive in random places...
You should do this too.
(On the phone) may I have my cell phone back.. I will be a good boy...
I don't know what that is!
