The Beast and Ze Bella.

The Beast (writing): dear cousins. Only crazy people are happy here.
I think they are loving it!
Actress: it's a beautiful day!
The Beast: sure.
Actess: any big plans for the weekend?
Sorry, we cant touch you, you know why..
Actor: work, that's exactly I thought I would find myself.
Actress: only in mask I look absolutely beautiful.
Actor: did any one turn the radio on!
Please and thank you.
Radio: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!
Question of the day!
If you were the world, our wonderful planet,
What would you do with yourself?
Actress: it makes huge difference when you don't have the King of Fools and when you have King of Fools.