King of Fools : congrats my friends!
The Beast : we only call him King, because his real name is not even close.
King of Fools : Finally it's April first ( applauds ).
April Fool's national day!
We made it!
Wisdom! Ozdom! Ozdom!
Fools are gifts to any nation in the world,
Likely we have many.
Now let's start from our National Anthem.
"Let me do it, ohhh, it's time to fail,
we need chicken nuggets to live, uuu,
it's up there, o no. . . what is this?
I need oxygen.
Look what happened to Bug man?
It's a good question.
Ohh he knocked his face on the tree.
It's good to be rescued...
it's taking too long. .how embarrassing it will be. .
is this something you want to do. . ohhh ".
Now let's hear personal achievements.
The Beast : let's just move on..
Kind of Fools : story time!
Grandma (singing and making baby formula): I want to love and it's quite possible,
Women like me are very responsible..
(to her first great grand child smiling in the high chair): all I want is great grand baby number two..
(to Grandpa): hurry up!
Grandpa (opens a story book): ... producer and make up artist were trying to push the Beast in to the room.
(The Beast was holding on each corner of the door,
Swearing about the day when he agreed to play the leading role).
She is not my type!
Producer (showing the movie script): will be today.
Make up artist: she has nice personality.
The Beast: Forget about personality.
I like women with booty!
Ze Bella: discussting.
Make up artist: don't worry, we will put pillows in her dress.
Ze Bella: I am waiting!!!
Grandpa Witch: he should've listen to his mother.
The Beast: I know man.
The Beast: I am going to skiing for a while.
Ze Bella: there is no snow outside?
The Beast: my wife, I don't need snow for skiing, pavement is good enough.
(leaving with the skies).
Ze Bella: don't forget your sun lotion.
Ze Bella (looking at The Beast after her magic kiss): very nice ...five hundred pounds!
The Beast : I was furry..
Ze Bella : and who is this woman on the picture?
The Beast : I have nothing to do with it.
Ze Bella: I kissed you and you turned into fat lying person.
The Beast (on the phone ) : what phone do you want to see?
It's a simple question.
Exactly.
(whispering) Ze Bella is jealous again.
(loud) Ze Gorgeous.., Ze Beauty.
You can't handle my phone
(moves the phone far from the ears)
I am not weird, I don't use two phone at once.
I don't know what you are talking about.
All right, I will be home with dinner..
I speak fast,
(drops the phone)
You assumed I called someone else name..
You can ask me questions.
(Moves the phone from the wars again).
May be you checked my old phone?
I have new phone now.
It was my popular account.
Some people can't handle the facts,
They are assuming. .
Not you Ze Beauty. . Ze Bella.
(looking at the phone)..
Ze Bella ( on the phone ) : tell me what to do mother?
Mother : start from cooking.
Beasts like to eat.
Grandma : he is just jealous, because you don't have fur.
Ze Bella : and what should I cook tonight?
Grandma (laughing): another beast!
Mother : pork chops.
Producer ( knocking the door ) : open the door honey!
The Beast ( from inside ) : never!
Ze Bella : where is my future husband!?
I am tired of waiting.
The Beast : help me Father like you never helped before!
Producer (to Ze Bella ) : locked himself in the room.
Ze Bella : let's put him to sleep.
The Beast : to sleep!
Producer (to the Beast) : if I will start breaking this door, you are going to hear a lot of new information about yourself!
The Beast : I signed contract only for one story.
Producer : the author changed his plans.
The Beast : what author ?!
It was written hundreds of years ago.
Ze Bella (reading the script): I love you!
The Beast ( looking in the mirror ): I don't believe a word!
King of Fools ( stopped writing) : I am actually at work.
This exactly where I am from 9 till 5:30 today.
So if you want to help me, don't help me with the food.
Ze Bella (listening): why is he quiet?
Producer : thinking about tomorrow.
