The Martian story.

Martian: holiday party!

Martian: stop laughing.

Martian: okay, cadets, we must turn on TV.

Did you see that!

New show!

Martian: focus on the old big fat shark.

Martian: sharks channel sucks.

Martian: you are not the boss.

Martian (singing): when the times gets rough, we are the one in the lead.

Martian: from TV?

Martian: new game "Among us".

Martian: what's that about?

Martian: common Barbie!

Are you kidding me?

Martian: you see, how slow they are.

Martian: who, the people?

Martian: what to do when no one is around?

Martian: I can't complain.

At least we can see different cities, roads, bushes.

And people can only see this desert.

Martian: what an irony.

Martian: we really should give more things, water, plant trees.

Martian: give and you will be given.

I miss those times.

Martian: oh Moses, beauty comes with the name.

Martian: something more accustomed to our life style please.

After your trip few years ago we keep getting telescopes.

Martian: always at the same place.

What did people see that time? Light?

Martian: don't remember. 

Martian: people do, they remember everything. 

Martian: may be this robot is faster.

Martian: if you are pushing it.

Martian: we did survey about trees and birds, before the covid.

It will disturb peace on Earth.

The Martian story.

Martian: our newspaper has the same name.

"Mars.2021."

Martian: sometimes we forget who we are.

Martian: so he was fired without pay.

Martian: what possibly you have to do to be fired from this place.

Martian: the girl.

Martian: the girl?

More like middle age Martian.

Martian: may be ge saw it different.

What he is going to tell to his wife?

Martian: he said, he wants to open his own business. 

Martian radio: lunch order, eat your vegetables. 

Martian: sugar is good.

Martian: only the real sugar is good.

Martian: are you home?

You got your address changed?

Martian: I think we all should look for another address. 

Martian: don't worry,  they only sent a robot to take few pictures.

Martian: they seems to be sending something all the time.

Martian: we need TV here, see what people up to.


Fools gold.

Fool: we were asking one hundred thousand and got only ten dollars. 

Troll: its easier to carry. 

Fool: so true.

Fool: all money goes the same.

Troll: is this a joke?

Mama Mia: someone from work wants to give me hug and kiss.

Troll: at work?

King of Fools:: rrrrrrrr.

Mister Troll is jealous. 

Troll: have all the juices going.

King of Fools: finally, you are learning something good!

Mama Mia: he needs a younger woman. 

The older woman, go to work, she eats so much, she go home, she don't want to do anything. 

King of Fools: good morning love!

Troll: yeah, really. Hi.

Fools gold

Mama Mia: we made it easier. 

"Home", "office", "kitchen", "super flash", "storage room".

Troll: all different signs.

Mama Mia: King of Fools wants to find the Fools gold for sure.

Troll: you never know. 

Mama Mia: "Bar" may be.

We don't ho too many places. 

Troll: "work".

Mama Mia: yes.

King of Fools (on the phone): are they all singles?!

Oh, baby, they are.

All single files.

Send us extra paper "A4", and extra large gloves.

(whispering) getting older, getting better, like wine.

We are working from work!

Essential services, have a very good day.

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools: what is this!

Who put it here?

Troll: list of things we have to do.

King of Fools: are you working tomorrow?

Troll: I guess we have to celebrate Friday. 

King of Fools (on the phone): I like it, especially the little surprise. 

The peach partum was delicious.

Troll: really.

King of Fools (on the phone): not right away.

Troll: hurry up. 

King of Fools (on the phone): excuse me madam, someone is swearing in the mask.

I said it myself,  work is nothing. 

The swearing?

It surely would lead this way. 


The Martian story.

Martin King: what are we doing .. ?

Where are we going ...?

Turn on TV.

TV: there's no live on Mars, its been officially proven by our scientists.

Martian King: good news in the first 5 minutes!

Is there's something wrong with me.. I've been looking in the mirror longer then usual.. this morning..

Mommy!

Mommy Martian: it happens.

Martian King: anyway, we have to celebrate this day.

Declare Tuesday, no Friday, Tuesday, all right, Thursday and Wednesday, national holiday.

Mommy Martian: and Monday.

Martian King: and Monday.

We will know for a fact what day it is.

 

Martian: this robot is bigger than our theater.

Martian: it has built in radio.

Martian: its going to be good.

Martian King: shhhhh.....

Martians (singing on the stage): Alleluia, Alleluia,  Alleluia.

Martian Queen: I am feel like I am on the top of alien world.

 

 

Martian: what is this?

Martian: the robot.

Stupid thing is stuck.

Martian: I have only one question:

Who cares?

Martian: you don't have to be skeptical, at least it landed.

Martian King: take them few pictures first.

 

Martian: "Mars 2021".

Martian: who gave this name?

Martian: imagine, you are applying for a job..

How embarrassing it would be.

Martian: if I was a sign, I wouldn't know what to do.

Martian: their stuff never rhymes.

Martian: it would suck to send empty spaceship to another planets.

Martian: how ugly they look.

Martian: you turn.

Add different colors.

Martian: we should break it.

Martian: good luck with the King.

Martian: put back the knob and start painting it.

What's the logo?

Marcian: we have few different kinds.

"big strawberry 2021" or "unetable object", "was I surprised", "I've seen this", "I don't trust that", "every day object", "who is going to believe it".

Martian: may be people picked the right one?

Martian: it's still cool that they make this stuff.

Martian: now the sign looks weird.

 

Fools gold.

Fool (on the phone): I keep mixing my girlfriend and my wife.

King of Fools: it's a good poem!

Fools gold: it's a big mess.

King of Fools: what is this?

Fool: it's a check, for us.

King of Fools: at least it's not the other side.

Troll (on the phone): they planted another bush and closed the "super flash" for a week.

Troll: I heard it snapped.

It might do it again (laughs).

What if someone was in it?

Mama Mia (on the phone): essential services!

Fool: the bin is empty.

Mama Mia: hold on. 

King of Fools: nothing is inside?

Fool: no.

King of Fools: interesting.

Fool: and where is this stupid thing?

King of Fools: we don't know.

If you can't sleep tonight, call me, we are working day and night.

Mama Mia (on the phone): it's not old, it's so much money. 

Troll: box of bananas?

King of Fools: yyy, lunch time.

We are on bananas menu.

Mama Mia: twenty five bananas.

I need one hundred and fifty more.

Troll: brilliant idea.

Mama Mia: this what monkey "The Genius" said.

King of Fools (on the phone): she is white and hungry. 

I had to buy food by the barrel and throw in the garbage. 

Fool: you have to buy sponge cakes.

King of Fools: I am going to ask her tomorrow. 

Fool: right away.

Or its not going to work. 

Mama Mia: yyy.

King of Fools (on the phone): we are eating only bananas. 

I think I am happier already. 


Fools gold.

Queen of Fools (on the phone): after water and food..

King of Fools: what can it be?

Queen of Fools: it’s not snow.

King of Fools: you are going to cook.

Queen of Fools: what kind of sense!?

King of Fools: guessing will take forever.

Queen of Fools: you are thinking the wrong way.

You are a terrible child.

King of Fools: maybe.

Queen of Fools: okay. 

King of Fools: I don't really know I should stay at work today.

Queen of Fools: you work today or you don't work today.

Troll: “no mask no entry”.

Fool: our new signs.

Fool: which means “get out”.

Fool: we are working on the creating new signs.

Fool: they light up and moving.

Fool: “free", “reviews”, “and it goes again", “give up".

Troll: it’s a waste of energy.

Fool: we have a feeling here..

How about you?!

From morning till now, except for the time at work.

Mama Mia (on the phone): how is your weight?

 


 

New Kings..

New King number one (turning on tv): time for advanced humor with "With Wizard and Witch..

New King number two (smoking sugar): what is the advanced humor?
New King number one: in advanced humor people don't know if they are laughing until the end of the joke.
Wizard (on tv, reading from a paper, loud): we are ready to broadcast people.
No sleeping on the very important meeting.
It will be a lot of fun, more then you can imagine.
Whatever you will not see today, we will show next time!
Witch: I am here for only one thing.
Wizards: how much did you pay to get here?
Witch: excuse me!
I was called!
Read on the gift card "Thank you miss".
Wizard: You can sit at the back, you will be our secretary.
Witch: I won't hear anything!
New Queen number one: I want to know more about love.
New King number one: we made enough love, look at my army!
Wizard: you are pushing for the victory.
New Queen number one: bye.
New King number one: where are you going?!
New Queen number one: I am leaving, very far away.
New King number one: of course it will be plenty of love.
I attach tv to the moon, so nothing will stop the information.
Wizard: we can go further.
New King number one: are we possibly can get quicker with this?
We have to show the world that we are not like everyone else.
New Queen number one: I have a question.
From 1 to 10, how attractive is Old King.
Author: Old King is master and we are following his lines.



New Kings are breaking in
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number one: as my state Wizard suggested,
I will start conversation first.
New Queen number one: is it new trend?
Wizard: no time to waste, let's start dreaming...
New King number one: where is the sweet lady?
Where are predictions and concerns?
We don't have pary here.
Witch: soon we all be laughing.
Is it possible to find this lucky star..
Wizard: how much did you pay to get here?
Witch: please!
I am here since Sunday.
New King number one: pictures I got in the envelope are not matching the originals!

Witch: they are all women.



New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Author: he is more and more beautiful every day.
New Queen number one (singing): I am a burd caged in your cage of love,
My name is Tango.
What is his name?
Author: he has the most beautiful name,
And smile and the softens of his skin..
New King number one: old fashioned girls, they have to be dreaming first.
Wizard (on tv): time for advanced humour with "Wizard and Witch".

Authour: he is magical.


Fools gold.

 

Queen of Fools: please.

King of Fools: those are black grapes!
Oh my God, black grapes are so good.
Queen of Fools: they are better then green grapes.
Black grapes are my favorite since kindergarten.
King of Fools: I would think so too.
I love it.
When is your birthday?
Queen of Fools: on fathers day.
Every year it's changes.
King of Fools: it's a perfect gift!
Troll (on the phone): I don't like to get no answer.
Secretary: okay.
Troll: okay what?
Secretary: King of Fools is busy right now.
He is in love  ... like a dolphin.
Dolphins and elephants can experience love too like people.
Isn't it beautiful?
Troll: it's cute.
Secretary: when you are good at it, you are good at it!
He left a message, he will call, when he is finished doing what he is doing or when he will change his attitude.
Troll: thanks.


King of Fools: we have free donuts today.

Troll: I can imagine.

King of Fools: I should've stay home last night.

I have enough spices at home.

My Angel keeps laughing all day because of that.

We were in motel until 10, in the sleeping bag.

It's not very comfortable.

Troll: it depends how you sleep.

King of Fools: if I remember, I have work to do.

Troll: look at the map.

King of Fools: as a professional, I get nothing,

As fool I get a lot.

How do you like it?
Troll: how many dreams do you have?
King of Fools: only one.
"One million is a dream of an idiot".
From our book.
Troll: are you an idiot too?
King of Fools: sometimes we have to be harsh on ourselves.
It's makes a huge difference.


King of Fools: look at her!
Troll: the pig?
King of Fools: Bonita,
Our hot, sexy mama.
She can smile with her eyes.
Can you smile with your eyes?
Troll: no.
Before we leave for out adventure,
I need to talk to someone, who will listen and understand.
King of Fools: walls have ears, the walls.
And to get it right, she flies around and makes wishes.
You might have different way for your wish to come true,
But with Bonita is for sure.
Queen of Fools: we can take some of our animals with us, in case if we have a question.
King of Fools: I take my cat!
Queen of Fools: meow.


Theater stage, two actresses dressed like witches pointing fingers at each other, and the third is staring at crystal ball on the round table.
Third witch: the King is coming..
The King is coming..
King of Fools: I am coming girl,
I am coming!
(the audience claps hands).
Second witch: its all your fault!
First witch: why don't you find man from your city.
A Fool!
Third witch: did you go to the library ladies?
We have to read books!
First witch: you have to want everything or nothing!
That's when you have to it all.
Second witch: really!
First witch: then temporally poor people will want it for you!
Second witch: why temporary?
First witch: ha, ha, ha, guess?
Second witch: some poor people are nice.
First witch: I haven't seen one.
She cut her hair shorter then she should!
Second witch: you are wearing a wig!
First witch: this is my own hair!
King of Fools (in the audience): at this job you have to be fit.
Lots of sex and does it.
Witches: sure.
Queen of Fools: you are too cheap to hire real actors.
King of Fools: we want to play ourselves.
Third witch: we shall wait for the King.
King of Fools (to Queen of Fools): for me!
First witch: date men from your city.
Second witch: I don't want to date men from my city!
Third witch: I see winning lottery numbers, 3, 5, 6.
(everyone writes the numbers).
King of Fools (loud): no superpowers over here,
Only bad sometimes and love to eat.
Witches: the King!
(All singing together)
Chorus: One million, is a dream of an idiot,
One million is a dream of an idiot..
King of Fools: is "the dream" of every fool.
Chorus: no less, no more,
We are not of being greedy,
Unless, its required by law, law, law..
King of Fools: love, love, love..
Chorus: what about food and women,
What about work commitment,
What about sparkles in the eyes?!
King of Fools: this is dream!
And this is wishes,
No time to be suspicious,
No time to waste the time..


Boss (behind the scenes): don't mess up this time.

King of Fools: we don't get enough pay for our job!

Boss: sounds professional.

King of Fools: interesting too!

(On the theater stage)

First witch: this is all your fault!

Second witch: I know.

First witch: you can't even recognise the real!

Second witch: on the boring job?

That looks good!

First witch: try to say "yes" sometimes!

Third witch: the King is coming..

The King is coming ..

King of Fools: I am coming girl!

I am coming!

Third witch: and he likes spicy food..

King of Fools: I surely do!

Third witch: he likes it spicy.

Witches: do you see anything else?!


Boss: who are those?
Witch: artists.
King of Fools: from the burned theater.
We tried to get insurance, but it didn't work out.
Now we are undercover.
Boss: it's a good move and what is that you want?
King of Fools: American dream.
Boss: what is that?
King of Fools: gold.
Boss: it's 2015!
Where? Stores?
King of Fools: we had a map.
Boss: whatever you want.
King of Fools: we don't work on weekends, sometimes we show up any way, if there is business.
We will change when we will be seventy years old.
From 16 to 70, liberal.
Boss: something wrong with you two.
Queen of Fools: we are little bit spoiled, half immigrants, half citizens.
King of Fools: people like us.




Fools gold.

King of Fools (yawning): oh my God.

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools: I am here.

Queen of Fools: how was the meeting?

King of Fools: it wasn't what they expected, but not far from perfection.

Queen of Fools: they said it?

King of Fools: yes.

Troll: what's with your fashion?

Mama Mia: I can't zip up my pants.

And I can't buy a new one!

King of Fools: I would home right now,  but I don't want to hear any more questions. 




Fools gold.

Boss of Trolls (looking at the paper): zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.

King of Fools: you can't go wrong with zero.

Boss of Trolls: some people make a lot of mistakes. 

What can you miss at your location?

Dizziness?

King of Fools: zero is zero.

Boss of Trolls: zero means its nothing. 

Zero things are done, but its easier to count.

King of Fools: next time we are going to do our very best. 

Boss of Trolls (reading): L, this is all my toys?

What is this?

King of Fools: "L" is for love.

I was feeling hot.

Boss of Trolls: are you taking naps again?

King of Fools: I was plunging  the "super flash".

Boss of Trolls: really?

King of Fools: and doing research on "some women are crazy at home" subject. 

Boss of Trolls: full circle. 

My advice, hot boy, home is women's world, you have to go by their rules.

King of Fools: researches are longer to write. 

Boss of Trolls: how do you clean " super flash"?

King of Fools: from 9 to 2:00, every hour. 

Our side is always clean.

You can't surprise anyone by working hard, you get more work. 


The Martian story.

1.

Martian (child): sometimes I wonder, how people of Earth live.

Martian (mother): is this part of your homework?

Martian (father): what kind of people?

Do you want to know about rich people or you want to know about poor people,

Completely different story.

Martian (mother): school supposed to send messages to the parents.

Won’t find it in here.

Martian (father): no point to change schools now, its almost summer.

Martian (child): what do they do all day?

Martian (father): go to communistic country, you will find our quickly.

Martian (mother): what’s wrong with communistic?

Martian (father): she is hidden communist.

They use to much plastic.

Martian (mother): is it so!

Martian (child): our school say no to fighting parents.

Martian (father): may be communists didn't realize it.

Martian (mother): Martian King said, he will bring communism here if he will remember.

Martian (father): it takes long time for him to remember things.

Martian (mother): are you jealous?

Martian (father): write it down, in your home work folder,

Perfect world is only on Pluto, far away from every one else.

Salt and pepper for dinner?!

 

2.

The Martian King: close the door before those lunatics spot us.

Keep dropping robots on the same spot.

The Martian Queen: you are too critical.

The Martian chef: can't we all go and live like normal people?

The Martian King: and see everything again?

I hide here.

The Martian chef: we were cooking a fresh meal!

The Birthday cake!

The Martian King: seems like we didn't know it.

We used all the water!

The Martian (male): we had to use our technologies.

The Martian (female): which one.

The Martian (male): you like this word.

The Martian (female): we can hide together.

The Martian (male): I've been waiting for this word.

The Martian King: where are my pretty boys!

The Martian (female): wear mask.

The Martian (male): under the space suit?

You are going to be kidding me?

The Martian (female): I still remember his "part 2. adventure."

The Martian (male): I was in school back then.

The Martian (female): did the teacher ask you to bring salt?

The Martian (male): we had to eat it every morning!

The Martian (female): and we used to put protective spells on it.

The Martian (male): we knew each other back then!

The Martian King: good morning.

 

3.

Martian (guest): whale is in the air!

Martian (male): nah.

Martian (guest): ghost!?

Martian (female): we don't have ghosts, only humans spying on us.

Martian (guest): how it works?

Martin (female): look outside.

Martian (male): I am not sure why we built the house here.

Martian (female): stupid idea.

Martian (male): we can't even move now.

Martian (female): before we find a human.

Martian (male): the King said we can't move until we have an astronaut with the ship.

Martian (guest): is it dangerous?

Martin (female): once a year they drop robot or camera on us.

Martian (male): robot is little bit lighter.

Martin (female): and he rolls.

Martian (male): we heard people like it.

Martian (female): we stole a few.

Martian (male): we didn't see nothing.

Martian (female): when we find someone we can build our house for free.

Martian (male): after you eat your vegetables,  we can take pictures.

Martian (female): we have big mountain here.

Fools gold.

King of Fools (whispering on the phone): where's my muffin?

I am ready to bake right now.

Troll: you look dreamy.

King of Fools: we were socially distancing for a while. 

Fool: mister Troll, is there a reason you didn't sign up to clean "super flash"?

Troll: I just took a shower!

King of Fools: she called me bad boy.

Troll: I guess she knows you.

Mama Mia: when are they going to open shops?

I want to go shopping. 

Troll: you want to go shopping!

Fool: we can sign you for Saturday. 

Troll: I didn't sign to clean the super flash, it's not my job.

Fool: on Saturday, you can take shower, go to work,  come home and take shower again. 

Fool: we are filled with posters.

Read one at least.

Mama Mia: so you know what's going on.

Troll (reading): "Good luck going back to work if you test positive with the virus".

Fool: we have our concerns.

Romantic days are coming. 

Mama Mia: we will have chocolates and mints, and coffee. 

Fool: I will buy a cake.



 





Fools gold.

Troll: where's King of Fools?

Fool: he went home.

Fool: Queen of Fools walked with opened sweater.

Troll: what do you mean with opened sweater?

Fool: she didn't zip up her sweater.

Troll: wow.

Fool: this what King of Fools said and went home.

Mama Mia: I am going for lunch.

Troll: what about the fools gold?

Fool: we have been looking for it for fifty years or something. 

Me, personally, for five.

Fool: it might take a while. 

Fool: "we are cold", that's the classic. 

"Some one else is going to do it."

Fool: "it wasn't me".

Mama Mia: "I am going for lunch".

Fool: "You are sleeping,  wake up".


Fools gold.

Fool: picture perfect day.
Fool: right.
Troll: where's everyone?
Fool: we didn't ask.
Fool: if we ask, the government will think we care.
Troll: no secretary?
Fools: it feels like Saturday. 
Troll: I know how we can solve our problem.
Fool: we?
What do you mean "we"?
Fool: we are about to relax.
Finally,  we are about to relax. 
Troll: sign the paper that I was here today.
Fool: no papers, give it to the boss.
Papers - to the boss!
Fool: I prefer education.
We should focus on education.
Fool: focus on everything. 
Fool: I prefer education, education stays.
Fool: everything is a "win win" situation. 
Fool: I am from south,  we have a lot of breaks.



 

Fools gold.

King of Fools: how is your home gym?

Mama Mia: ..my back..

King of Fools: let me kiss it for you.

Troll: what do you do for living?

King of Fools: gr, gr, gr..

Mama Mia: mister Troll, phone call.

Troll (on the phone): what number is it?

It's a boy?

Fool (on the phone): you are awesome. 

King of Fools: whatever you do, don't work to much.

Mama Mia: I am going for lunch. 

Fool: note from the government!

(reading) "There are so many nice things you can do at home".

Troll: you can start from your kitchen and go to your bedroom. 

King of Fools: did they say it?

Fools gold.

Fool: it might sound crazy.

King of Fools: its almost everywhere. 

Fool: yes, but not that much.

King of Fools: always something. 

How our lucky pigs are doing?

Did they produce any grand babies yet?

Fool: with the stay home order..

King of Fools: and!?

Fool: all our lucky pigs look like we combined two pigs together. 

King of Fools: it's too many pigs!

Troll: I am looking for a cat.

Mama Mia: excuse me?

What do you need a cat for?

Troll: I have one cat, want to make a couple. 

Mama Mia: in your bedroom?

Troll: what?

King of Fools: our lucky pigs can't fly.

Mama Mia: how are they going to grand wishes?



 


 

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the radio): wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!

Don't forget to press "I am okay, thank you" buttons at 5:30 am.

Fool (on the phone): if we don't get paid, we are not staying home.

Troll: hello.

King of Fools: go away.

Troll: it's not our anniversary?

King of Fools: no one wants to do our job.

Troll: we can do our job!

King of Fools: its probably not going to happen any time soon,  but okay. 

Fools gold.

King of Fools (whispering on the phone): don't forget to wear your blouse,  made out of chocolate.

Mama Mia (on the phone): did you have good weekend?

Troll (on the phone): finally we are working. 

We will win. Does it. 

Mama Mia (on the phone): essential services!

Fool: I am day dreaming. 

Mama Mia: let's see if we can fix it.

Do you have promo code?

Fool: 1001.

Mama Mia: wonderful.

King of Fools: special code!

Yes, yes and yes.

Are you day dreaming like a five years old?

Were you joking a lot about our government?

Fool: for hours. 

King of Fools: it makes sense. 

Minimize it for.

Fool: for?

King of Fools: for when you are at work. 

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools: essential services.

Boss of Trolls: where is the damn envelope?

King of Fools: we are still going back and forth!

It's called "following the instructions".

Boss of Trolls: you have building and you have envelope!

What instructions do you need?!

Secretary: the fools are calling again.