Fools gold.

Fool: picture perfect day.
Fool: right.
Troll: where's everyone?
Fool: we didn't ask.
Fool: if we ask, the government will think we care.
Troll: no secretary?
Fools: it feels like Saturday. 
Troll: I know how we can solve our problem.
Fool: we?
What do you mean "we"?
Fool: we are about to relax.
Finally,  we are about to relax. 
Troll: sign the paper that I was here today.
Fool: no papers, give it to the boss.
Papers - to the boss!
Fool: I prefer education.
We should focus on education.
Fool: focus on everything. 
Fool: I prefer education, education stays.
Fool: everything is a "win win" situation. 
Fool: I am from south,  we have a lot of breaks.