The Martian story.

1.

Martian (child): sometimes I wonder, how people of Earth live.

Martian (mother): is this part of your homework?

Martian (father): what kind of people?

Do you want to know about rich people or you want to know about poor people,

Completely different story.

Martian (mother): school supposed to send messages to the parents.

Won’t find it in here.

Martian (father): no point to change schools now, its almost summer.

Martian (child): what do they do all day?

Martian (father): go to communistic country, you will find our quickly.

Martian (mother): what’s wrong with communistic?

Martian (father): she is hidden communist.

They use to much plastic.

Martian (mother): is it so!

Martian (child): our school say no to fighting parents.

Martian (father): may be communists didn't realize it.

Martian (mother): Martian King said, he will bring communism here if he will remember.

Martian (father): it takes long time for him to remember things.

Martian (mother): are you jealous?

Martian (father): write it down, in your home work folder,

Perfect world is only on Pluto, far away from every one else.

Salt and pepper for dinner?!

 

2.

The Martian King: close the door before those lunatics spot us.

Keep dropping robots on the same spot.

The Martian Queen: you are too critical.

The Martian chef: can't we all go and live like normal people?

The Martian King: and see everything again?

I hide here.

The Martian chef: we were cooking a fresh meal!

The Birthday cake!

The Martian King: seems like we didn't know it.

We used all the water!

The Martian (male): we had to use our technologies.

The Martian (female): which one.

The Martian (male): you like this word.

The Martian (female): we can hide together.

The Martian (male): I've been waiting for this word.

The Martian King: where are my pretty boys!

The Martian (female): wear mask.

The Martian (male): under the space suit?

You are going to be kidding me?

The Martian (female): I still remember his "part 2. adventure."

The Martian (male): I was in school back then.

The Martian (female): did the teacher ask you to bring salt?

The Martian (male): we had to eat it every morning!

The Martian (female): and we used to put protective spells on it.

The Martian (male): we knew each other back then!

The Martian King: good morning.

 

3.

Martian (guest): whale is in the air!

Martian (male): nah.

Martian (guest): ghost!?

Martian (female): we don't have ghosts, only humans spying on us.

Martian (guest): how it works?

Martin (female): look outside.

Martian (male): I am not sure why we built the house here.

Martian (female): stupid idea.

Martian (male): we can't even move now.

Martian (female): before we find a human.

Martian (male): the King said we can't move until we have an astronaut with the ship.

Martian (guest): is it dangerous?

Martin (female): once a year they drop robot or camera on us.

Martian (male): robot is little bit lighter.

Martin (female): and he rolls.

Martian (male): we heard people like it.

Martian (female): we stole a few.

Martian (male): we didn't see nothing.

Martian (female): when we find someone we can build our house for free.

Martian (male): after you eat your vegetables,  we can take pictures.

Martian (female): we have big mountain here.