Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the radio): wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!

Don't forget to press "I am okay, thank you" buttons at 5:30 am.

Fool (on the phone): if we don't get paid, we are not staying home.

Troll: hello.

King of Fools: go away.

Troll: it's not our anniversary?

King of Fools: no one wants to do our job.

Troll: we can do our job!

King of Fools: its probably not going to happen any time soon,  but okay.