King of Fools (on the radio): wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!
Don't forget to press "I am okay, thank you" buttons at 5:30 am.
Fool (on the phone): if we don't get paid, we are not staying home.
Troll: hello.
King of Fools: go away.
Troll: it's not our anniversary?
King of Fools: no one wants to do our job.
Troll: we can do our job!
King of Fools: its probably not going to happen any time soon, but okay.