The Martian story.

Venusian: people said that there's life on  Venus. 

Venusian: I wonder who told them.

Venusian: the Martians!

Venusian: what a stupid civilization. 

Venusian: no wonder they ran out of water.

Venusian: they don't know what's right and what's wrong.

I was watching them last night. 

Venusian: what are they doing?

Venusian: taking pictures for people. 

Here few pictures. 

Venusian: get a damn switch.

Venusian: you do.

Venusian: guys what I want you to do is to be done with Tequila.