The Martian story.

Martian: write, 1 meter is 95 centimeters. 

Martian: we might go under it.

Martian: are you sure?

Martian: its not our job.

We only open doors, at two locations. 

At work and at home.

Msrtian: you think people like our pictures?

Martian: we already built our relationships of trust.

Martian: are you sure?

Martian: this one too, less then thirty years of experience. 

Look, people look up every day and night,  definitely says something. 

Martian: change 95 on 100.

Martian: we can't. 

People will know it's a trick.

Okay, now move the damn thing,  and we will ran away.