The Martian story.

Martian: there is a burger in the fridge. 
Martian: you make me nervous. 
Martian: people are trying to destroy this place. 
Martian King: after all our hard work!
Martian: how dare they are to send us a burger.
Martian: basically, they are trying to have a contact. 
Martian King: how many burgers are over there?
Martian: one.
Martian King: no one ate anything?
Martian: looks kind of cute.
Martian King: if you eat it now, I will be serious. 
Martian: we did kind of good with the yogurt. 
Martian: how can you take anything from the people?
Martian: this what I would do,
Send "Mars 2020" back home.
Martian: it never work very well before. 
Martian: people like to be close to us.
Martian: we are very nice.
This what people like.
Martian King: its about what we like!