The Martian story.

Martian: you took so many pictures,  now it's a mess.

Martian: are you looking for wife or what?

Martian: he has so much money, he put them in the socks.

Martian: what about us, nothing.

Martian King: turn on TV.

Interesting thing, when the water disappeared, only TV kept working. 

Martian: for the last Martians.

Spiritual leader (on TV): oh my God. 

Martian King: yeah. 

Martian mother: are you coming to help?

Martian King: mommy, people don't know what four point nine means!

Martian: they are waiting for paper work. 

Martian: give people a chance.

They are inventing a wheel. 

Martian King: was it two days ago?

Martian: it will take a while. 

Martian: its about color, its green!

Martian King: tell him to wear mask.

Martian: people look weird. 

No Internet today.

Martian King: go outside people, enjoy the weather. 

Martian: I am not digging no rocks today looking for water.

Martian King: it will make our career blow up!