Fools gold.

Troll: where is the paper?

Mama Mia: we sent box with it.

Fool: I knew he would say it!

Miss witch: its Tuesday,  but feels like Friday!

King of Fools: quite cleaning!

Miss witch: lunch time should be fine.

King of Fools: at least Mister Troll is consistent. 

Miss witch: we just started to work.

The old witch almost fell out of the chair.

Mama Mia: we need a day off for that.

King of Fools: let's go home and drink wine.

If you want Mister Troll, we can give you now.

Miss witch: mister Troll plum?

Mama Mia: he likes it.

King of Fools: so Mister Troll, you really love magical spells?

Mama Mia: you have to understand really the idea.

King of Fools: we don't use magic.

Miss witch: is that what you do at your regular work place?

Mama Mia: we do stupid things as long as it's done.

Miss witch: mister Troll, if you see a book, it doesn't mean you have to read it.

King of Fools: read about "I love you", "sex".

Miss witch: money.

Mama Mia: healthy articles. 

King of Fools: we have jobs for a reason.

Troll: are you okay?

Fool: we are not on the rush.

Mama Mia: I will write everything down for him.

King of Fools: we are looking for the fools gold, screwing here.

Miss witch: he wants us to be something else.

Fool: may be he was going to the wrong location. 

Troll: I saw miss witch staring at the cofee cup.

Miss witch: I was at work!

King of Fools: look at you, mister Troll!

Miss witch: he doesn't care.

Mister Troll,  do you think you work from home?

Troll: what happened?

King of Fools: you have to guess. 

Fool: we like to work around. 

Troll: busy, busy?

King of Fools: are you kidding. 

Is this a joke?

Miss witch: may be if you think only about work, we would find the fools gold much faster.

Mama Mia: you look lost.

Troll: all your clock shows different time.

King of Fools: we can buy you solar clock.

Is this lunch time?

Miss witch: not yet. 

don't know story.

Inner voice: don't know how... sounds familiar...

I always create something stupid,
None of my business what people think about me.
She (Poetess) doesn't care either,
Today is the witches case,
Since they pissed her off again (laughs)..
Don't worry, it's slang.
The real witch: protesting!
I am only the real one here, entitled to the title.
It's skills and talent, mysterious beauty.
I am sorry, those people are ugly.
Not that something wrong with it.
Inner voice: my dear!
I never argue with the real witch.
(Kissing a frog).
And when you will turn into a princess?
Kissing her for few months already. ..
(Reading the
instructions): kiss until it will be written on the sky not to do so..
Granny translated from English,
She learned it in 1947..
(Kisses the frog again).

One, two and three...

Judge; wthats the defence?

Poetess: I was ignoring them completely,

No good morning, no good night, no go to he'll.

Judge: the bitches case.

Poetess: will it be nice to say?

The real witch: yes.

Fools gold.

King of Fools: look at the smile!

Mama Mia: he is just enjoying.

Troll: why pig is in the office!

Mama Mia: this is Carlos. 

Troll: I thought it was Bonita. 

King of Fools: Bonita wears pink bow.

Fool: we are perfecting  our pigs life style. 

Adding "and work".

Troll: its creepy. 

Carlos: oink.

King of Fools: I know Carlos, 

Monday, it's only one creepy thing, when we have to work. 

Carlos: oink.

King of Fools: good idea!

Troll: what did he say?

King of Fools: the government uses us and we use them.

Carlos: oink.

King of Fools: and we support the government. 

Why didn't you mention earlier!

Carlos: oink.

Troll: what did he say?

Mama Mia: la, la, la.

He want to sing.

(singing) I love you when you call me seniorita. 

Carlos: oink.

Troll: what did he say?

King of Fools: you are so annoying. 

He said we have to change the song.

(singing) tequila weekend is coming. 

Fools gold

Troll: no food, no drinks, no nothing. 

This government is something else.

Fool: mister Troll, sometimes we have to learn to ignore. 

King of Fools (on the phone): is she hot?

Fool: places with doors to the streets are open.

King of Fools (on the phone): I like it.

Even before I've seen it, I said "hm", put it this way.

Mana Mia (on the phone): the dress was too small and he was surprised and what did he say?

Fool (on the phone): he said "just use it".

Mama Mia (on the phone): do you have chocolate cake?

Troll: Mama Mia, the computer is still not working. 

King of Fools: are you talking to me?

Mama Mia: the batteries are not that strong.

(on the phone) tell him you love him. 

Troll: I will get you three new computers. 

King of Fools: three!

Troll: one, two and three.

King of Fools: mister Troll, what are you doing?

Troll: you need computer.

King of Fools: I think, we will be okay.

On the map, you are working, I find a lot of mistakes. 

I think good luck with that.

Mama Mia (on the phone): did he say "good morning"?

Fool (on the phone): he asked if I said "good morning".

Fool: soft drinks!

Mama Mia: its pink!

King of Fools: send it back. 

 

Fools gold.

Troll: Mama Mia, we are both in blue, it's a good sign. 

Blue Wednesday.

Mama Mia: not really. 

Troll: everything is all right. 

Mama Mia: mister Troll, may be you should change your address?

Troll: you have no point.

Mama Mia: you didn't push "I am okay, thank you" button again. 

Troll: am I related to fools?

Mama Mia: all you have to do is to wake up earlier. 

Troll: I am sorry.

Mama Mia: every fool must push "I am okay, thank you" button at 5 am.

Fool: mister Troll, we can't rescue you every morning. 

You have to be organized. 

Mama Mia: we love our rules, this why we are not confused. 

Fool: is she the most beautiful person in the world?

Troll: who?

Monkey "The Genius": yyy.

Fool: health and safety board. 

King of Fools: I wonder why.

Monkey "The Genius": y?

Fool: are they all singles?

King of Fools: only single people don't push "I am okay, thank you " button. 

Monkey "The Genius": yy?

Fool: I don't know how it really works. 

All you have to say "I do".

King of Fools: do you want to say "I do" mister Troll?

Fool: she is awesome.

Troll: with beard in pink shirt?

King of Fools: we can find you any fool.

Mama Mia: Mister Troll, you are going to be very happy. 

The Martian story.

Martian: people said they have never seen anything like that.

Martian King: are you kidding me.

Martian: we only tried to impress.

Martian King: come close.

Impress with what?

With jokes?

Martian: if you see those women!

Martian King: naked?

Martian: from 50 and up.

It took four years to fugure out.

Martian King: and you flew all the way from Earth to tell me?

 

Fools gold.

Troll: Mama Mia, how was you nap?

I saw you napping. 

King of Fools: where are the donuts?

We need more energy. 

Lunch time, grab your sandwich. 

No tequila, sorry.

Troll: what happened to the computer?

King of Fools: someone turned it off in the evening. 

I gave up counting how many fools are idiots. 

Troll: can't you just plag it somewhere?

Mama Mia: we don't trust the machines. 

King of Fools: we will listen monkey "The Genius" instead,  on health and safety.

Monkey "The Genius": yyy?

Fool: if ministry of health will enter the building and randomly ask "What did they ask you in the morning when you entered the building?"

What would you say?

Troll: out.

Monkey "The Genius": yyy!

Fool: wrong!

King of Fools: did you read sign on the bell?

Monkey "The Genius": yyy. 

Fool: correct!

The Martian story.

Martian: let's go to this crazy place we call home.

Martian: it's good that we are separated on the different planets.

Martian: may be this why we never understand each other.

Martian: we never learned the rules.

Martian: looking for the moon it's like our full time job now.

Martian: on Pluto they found it anyways.

Martian: how suspicious is that?

Martian: plutonians are always swear in conversation.

"F.."this, "f"... that.

"Visa", "yes".

Martian: instead of looking for the moon, we should rent one.

Martian: not far from perfection.

Martian: I wonder how we will build the entire thing back.

Martian: it will be quite a journey.

What was the logo?

"Want to have fun, do it wrong ".

It was probably. 

Martian: you can't be really happy without the moon.

Turn on the music. 

Martian: I think it's stupid. 

You can't turn on music inside, but you can open window and listen cosmos.

Martian: we still can become normal. 

Looking for the moon is the sign.

Fools gold.

Troll: more lucky pigs?

Your pigs don't do anything!

Fool: they did already. 

The government is buying them in packs.

Troll: what about the door?

Fool: you have to leave the filled out note on Mama Mia's desk.

King of Fools: we have new Mama Mia in the office!

Our sexy girl.

I always see you.

Troll: are you going to fix my door?

King of Fools: what door?

You didn't push " I am okay, thank you" button at 5 am!

Busy night?

Troll: I forgot. 

King of Fools: all you have to do " push the button at 5 am".

After ages here, you should remember something. 

Fool: we will fix it for 75 dollars an hour.

Troll: what kind of door is it!?

King of Fools: you tell me.

Mister Troll,  every fool must push "I am okay,  thank you" button at 5 am.

I was throwing duzzies all the way to rescue you!

Mister Fool, clear Mister Troll on the use of the "I am okay, thank you" button.

Ready Mister Troll or not.

And write him a ticket.

Fool: mister Troll,  we have to do that.

It's all pretty much. 

 

Fools gold

King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.

Its Friday. 

Troll: do you announce Friday every Friday?

King of Fools: very fancy, right?

Fool (on the phone): instead of Mercedes he bought me a brush. 

Mama Mia: the government wants women to be single. 

Fool: note from the boss.

"Do some work".

King of Fools: we will jump on it.

Boss is boss.

Troll: like in hours.

King of Fools: we tried to be on time, but it just didn't work. 

Troll: sure.

King of Fools: mister Troll,  are you going to be the one who saves the world?

When is it coming?

Fools gold

Fool: is it Friday?

Troll: its almost here, but slow.

Fool: mister Troll, you are still required to eat vegetables if you are not married. 

Troll: what if I am married?

Fool: then we bet you have plenty of those, sign here please. 

King of Fools (on the phone): thank you for the treat.

I am very appreciated. 

You are listening to her too?

And like the sauce?

Personally, I prefer butter, it was in the first edition. 

Strawberries are much better,  they are good for many things.

Mama Mia: notes from the government. 

King of Fools: read and scribble it.

Fool (reading): "We have to do work too" and "We do".

King of Fools: two notes?

It's been more then a year. 

Send the reply:

"We just started ", 

"We are doing it now" .

Fool: and extra on like we always do.

King of Fools: very smart!

Fool: "We will stay here and practice ".

Troll: I see only zeroes.

Mama Mia: we were guessing. 

King of Fools: are you working for the government,  mister Troll?

Troll: no.

King of Fools: we have no reason to work hard, we never got the bonus. 

Troll: it's only 50 dollars.

King of Fools: bonus is bonus. 

New Kings

Psychic: I see the numbers, I see the numbers. 

I didn't know I can see numbers in currencies. 

Something new.

New King number two: to get or give?

New King number one: what are the numbers?

New King number two: we need those these days. 

Psychic: which one?

New King number one: green?

Psychic: 365.

New King number one: we need more days a year.

Is it possible?

Psychic: possible is already possible. 

New King number two: add more days?

Psychic: sure, I am working from home.

Send me your thoughts in details, I send you bunch of answers.

New King number two: useful.

New King number one: he is picking one word at the time!

The Martian story

Martin King: I am not going to hold the door for you.

"Grab it and push!".

Martian: this what the sign says.

Martin King: what else?

Martian: "Go home".

Martian King: interesting. 

Martian: "Oh my goodness".

Martian: " oh, oh".

Martian: "We have been waiting for months".

Martian: " We don't do that" and "Only one time".

Martian: "Ha, ha, ha".

Martian: "What happened?".

Martian: "Did you find the number yet?".

Martian: "Very simple, but you have to guess".

Martian King: yeah,  the alien minds.

Fools gold.

Boss of Trolls: I left you in charge for one day and nothing was done.

King of Fools: we turned the solar lamp on the plant!

Boss of Trolls: when pigs will fly, I guess.

King of Fools: this is only one thing that stops us.

We never sure what to do.

Yes, long way to go!

Issue too, no problem.

Troll: what time is it?

King of Fools: what a slavery.

Fool: let me try.

King of Fools: not on the table!

We will look stupid.

Troll: bring few balloons.

Fools gold.

Troll: what's in the wash room?

Mama Mia: "super flash"?

Troll: I am all wet.

Mama Mia: oh, the fountain?

We call it "Fountain of youth".

You go to the wash room in the morning and you are laughing all day.

Monkey "The Genius" approved it at 9 o'clock.

Troll: Mama Mia, what are you doing?

Mama Mia: educating ourselves. 

Troll: I thought, may be you are smoking something. 

King of Fools (on the phone): she gets new hair style ever day.

Fool (on the phone): hot?

King of Fools: it's new for here too.

Once in a month, for anniversary?

Today she couldn't wear her shoes. 

We had to give her goggles to wear.

Fool: may be those shoes are good for something else?

King of Fools: we bought another pair. 

Troll: I didn't know you have an instructor.

Mama Mia: we have a teacher.

King of Fools (on the phone): she has kind of pony tail, short hair on the side and long on the other.

Fool: three in one.

New Kings.

New Queen number one: I can't see in the mask.

New King number one: messed up, but I don't know where.

Look,  free mask!

New Queen number one: I stamped my foot on it.

Its easier to stamp one foot at the time.

King of Fools: you should work at a factory. 

For some people I can tell right away.

Servant 1: what exactly are you looking for?

New King number one: for something you don't have.

For 100 percent. 

New Queen number one: for 100 dollars. 

Servant 2: is she only one who is looking for 100 dollars?

New King number one: every one,  but we changed our names.

Servant 2: we haven't started yet. 

Servant 4: this why we don't work, because who cares. 

Servant 5: here.

New Queen number one: thank you. 

New King number one: you don't know how much it is.

It can be one dollar. 

Servant 1: he likes cheese. 

Servant 2: fifty!

New King number one: only me, only me.

Servant 1: we have two of them now.

Fools gold.

King of Fools: bye salary when you work with morons. 

Troll: we better get started!

King of Fools: we have no idea what we are doing. 

We better write it down. 

Troll: are you asking me?

King of Fools: you get where we are going?

Ttoll: stupid,  this where you are going. 

King of Fools: push me the pan.

Yes, no, probably?

Mama Mia (on the phone): this morning the door was locked,  so we thought the gragly pit is closed for some luck, but no, it's open.  We have to read sign and ring the bell.

Fool (on the phone): like pizza delivery. 

Signs are everywhere now.

Mama Mia: there are fifty signs on every door, how do you know which one to read?

Fool: read them all, all day.

King of Fools: what is this?

Mama Mia: the office dumped work. 

King of Fools: why they leave it here?

Because they are stupid. 

Troll: this is crazy.

King of Fools: have some vodka there, it will not be stupid.

Ttoll: who brought a pig here?

King of Fools: Bonita!

Our hot, sexy girl!

Bonita: oink, oink.

King of Fools: she wants me to answer my own question!

We turned off "super flash" for today.

I don't know who raised the prices?

It can be one of you.

Okay,  Bonita, let's go.

We have to relax.