The Martian story

Martin King: I am not going to hold the door for you.
"Grab it and push!".
Martian: this what the sign says.
Martin King: what else?
Martian: "Go home".
Martian King: interesting. 
Martian: "Oh my goodness".
Martian: " oh, oh".
Martian: "We have been waiting for months".
Martian: " We don't do that" and "Only one time".
Martian: "Ha, ha, ha".
Martian: "What happened?".
Martian: "Did you find the number yet?".
Martian: "Very simple, but you have to guess".
Martian King: yeah,  the alien minds.