The Martian story.

Martian: let's go to this crazy place we call home.
Martian: it's good that we are separated on the different planets.
Martian: may be this why we never understand each other.
Martian: we never learned the rules.
Martian: looking for the moon it's like our full time job now.
Martian: on Pluto they found it anyways.
Martian: how suspicious is that?
Martian: plutonians are always swear in conversation.
"F.."this, "f"... that.
"Visa", "yes".
Martian: instead of looking for the moon, we should rent one.
Martian: not far from perfection.
Martian: I wonder how we will build the entire thing back.
Martian: it will be quite a journey.
What was the logo?
"Want to have fun, do it wrong ".
It was probably. 
Martian: you can't be really happy without the moon.
Turn on the music. 
Martian: I think it's stupid. 
You can't turn on music inside, but you can open window and listen cosmos.
Martian: we still can become normal. 
Looking for the moon is the sign.