The Martian story.

Martian: people said they have never seen anything like that.
Martian King: are you kidding me.
Martian: we only tried to impress.
Martian King: come close.
Impress with what?
With jokes?
Martian: if you see those women!
Martian King: naked?
Martian: from 50 and up.
It took four years to fugure out.
Martian King: and you flew all the way from Earth to tell me?