Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
Big pig (stretching on the chair): lets do final stretch.
One hour and we are out of here.
First pig (crawling on the floor): this why we follow bugs like
this. (crawling out of the door).
Big pig: don’t worry, we go home soon too.
Second pig: Thursday and Friday!
We can do it!
Big pig (showing wolf pictures on the cell phone): only our girls are working full time.
First pig: its
Friday!
Friday, Friday.
Lets go!
Big pig: now
they got a lot of money and we will receive it.
Wolf (looking
at the pictures): looks like airport to me.
First pig: they
told us they are going home after work!
First pig: the wolf.
He doesn't look
right.
Big pig (to
himself): who else we find.
Push him.
Second pig:
I think we are overheated the wolf.
First pig: we
are trying too hard.
Big pig: where's
Mrs piggy.
Second pig:
make sure the wolf gets ships out to her house with the order.
First pig: when I move, wolf has to say something to me.
Big pig: you
are good.
When I say you
are good, you are good.
Trust the professional.
Why are you
choking?
First pig: now
we have to stay on the kitchen and make money of food.
Big pig: everyone
prepares differently.
Big wolf: your
pigs are dressing provocatively.
First pig: does
it.
Finish the potatoes
here.
Big wolf: they
are all dressed up.
It’s a good
idea, I mean nightmare.
First pig: not
for you.
Second pig:
pigs come fully dressed all the time.
And you are
telling us now.
Big pig: wolf,
its not pigs, its you.
The pigs are
comfortable.
You should go
to downtown more.
Wolf: where is the girl?
Pig: in the different town.
Wolf: there are two different towns!?
Pig: we don't know where it is.
Wolf: she doesn't speak langish.
Pig: all right brother.
Wolf: you pigs are so slow.
Hurry up, man.
Pig: you gave garbage to do.
Wolf: this where is the money!
Pig: we didn't want to bring a lot of attention.
Wolf: the girl will fix you up.
She is only eight.
Wolf: we saw her with a glass of wine.
Pig: wine?
How could we be wrong with this!
Big pig: only five minutes.
Big wolf:
let me take a look.
How many
pigs do you have?
Big pig:
about fifty.
Big wolf:
the list is complete.
Big pig:
the rest are slow.
They don't
eat much.
After one
year.
Big wolf:
cameras will tell everything.
We have cameras
here.
First pig:
pigs not eating much is a myth.
Second pig:
one of the wolves told me ,
“Watch your
water bottle”.
First pig:
its only watch your water bottle.
Second pig:
no, he looked at me and said, watch your water bottle.
First pig:
you were drinking, this why he said.
Third pig:
very suspicious.
Big wolf: you are not pigs.
You are
wolves.
And we will
find out soon!
Did you
finish all the booze?
First wolf:
it wasn't a lot.
Big wolf:
we are not going to have the same issues like yesterday.
Second
wolf: we do extra work.
Big wolf:
back in my days
“Five
minutes, five minutes!”
Now you got
fifteen.
Wolf: who is this!
Big pig:
our new pigs.
It took
forever to make them look like drums.
Wolf: I
wish more wolves were like this, but you know, now days.
Big pig:
its nice you showed up.
Our purple
room.
Wolf: purple
now?
Big pig:
yes, very busy.
Dishes are
big.
Some pigs
are eating for years.
Wolf: don't
tell anyone that I will be staying here overnight.
Big pig: no
rush.
Try “pigs
are better then wolves".
Wolf: this
what I got in trouble for yesterday.
Big pig:
excellent, excellent.
Wolf: pigs, where are you?
I can't
find you!
Big pig:
may be you stop blowing and you can find us.
First wolf: some one put roll of the toilet paper outside in the cold.
Second
wolf: pigs.
When we
were sleeping.
First wolf:
why pigs are not nice?
Big wolf:
you are too young to understand.
Second
wolf: pigs think we will eat them.
First wolf:
we go on break and come here!
Big wolf:
you two both take five hundred orders and lets do as much as we can.
You are the
wolves!
First wolf:
no, we are not the wolves.
Second
wolf: pigs go home at two o'clock.
Big wolf:
those are bad pigs.
Wolves go
home in the dark!
In the
dark.
Big wolf: pigs are super crazy.
First wolf:
they don't know how to jump.
Second wolf:
jump, jump, jump, no way!
First wolf:
I wanted to give my wallet away and only one who refused were pigs.
Big wolf: few
things we have to do and then we are done.
First wolf:
and we can go home?
Big wolf: no,
you can't go home.
Second wolf:
we thought we can go home early.
Big wolf: may
be some wolves will go home early.
First wolf:
big wolf and his answers.
Big pig: we have to buy something to barricade this door.
This wolf always
tries to impress some kids from one to four.
First pig: he
is only trying to have stuff done.
Mrs. piggy:
he doesn't want to eat us?
Big pig: he
has a job with break in cafeteria.
We have to remind
him, its not the same door.
First pig: wolf
is scandalous.
Big pig: “pigs".
Wolf can't live
without that name.
First pig: its cold.
Big pig: if it wasn't cold we wouldn't have a job.
Second pig: one hundred forty two pizzas, nine pizzas per hour.
First pig: lets finish all of them.
Big pig: only on the break.
Mrs piggy: we don't eat at work.
Second pig: oh, you don't eat.
Big pig: with this winter joy,
Lets deliver this natural pizza to its natural habitat.
To the squirrels.
They have been drinking from the morning.
Missis piggy: tell squirrels stop calling me “dude".
I am “she”, I am “her", I am “mrs. piggy”.
Big pig: wolf is late.
First pig:
wolf sent a complaint.
Apparently,
he doesn't fit in our houses.
Big pig:
reply, only for wolf, if you don’t fit, you have to quit.
First pig: the
only reason wolf comes here, is because his wife is cleaning the house.
Sometimes
she takes the whole weekend.
Big pig: how
many rooms do theh have?
First pig:
all the rooms are round and the storage.
Big pig:
really?
Second pig:
this why wolf comes so dramatic over here.
All he does
is complaining.
First pig: you
can't compare pig’s wife and wolf’s wife.
First pig:
we tell wolf, he is not at home.
Sweet and sour leopards.
Monkey: I am genius.
This is my dream.
Day dream.
Pig: I have those dreams in the morning.
Sour leopard: is this our fault too?
Pig: yeah.
Elephant: I have to wear my glasses.
I thought, I see two of you.
One here and one over there.
Sour leopard: I teleported.
Monkey: this is sour leopard.
He starts a lot of trouble and get no trouble.
Pig: fantastic.
Sweet and sour leopards.
Sour leopard: too much stuff to put away.
Monkey: banana.
Sour leopard: oh, yeah.
From the morning.
Monkey: yes.
We should be in shape.
At least one of us.
Sour leopard: you can save it.
Monkey: you can do it!
Until five o'clock.
Pig: take your time.
Sour leopard: who should I listen to?
From the time go a lot wider.
From eight o'clock!
Monkey: we practice on listening the cat first.
Perfecting ourselves.
At least we have a chance not worry about nothing.
Pig: best thing we do.
How it was before, fifty millions years ago.
Elephant: who, where?
Monkey: elephant, we speed diel you all our questions.
Sour leopard: a lot of money we are making?
Monkey: actually, no.
Pig: when you are working outside, you are getting more sun.
Sour leopard: by going back and forth?
Monkey: only five days a week.
Then you have weekends.
Pig: all two days.
Sour leopard: oh, well.
Monkey: we are preventing you from spending on miscellaneous stuff on extra weekends.
Pig: from this morning.
Sour leopard: is it?
Pig: when you wake up and going to work.
Monkey: you are not going to spend on weekend again.
Pig: you have more days to work for it.
Sour leopard: what if it is cold outside?
Pig: only – 1.
Monkey: you don't see frost on your hands.
How far are you moving banana boxes?
From outside to inside.
Sour leopards: where are the tigers?
Monkey: they are so soft.
Very weird feeling.
Pig: tigers take no for nonsense.
Monkey: we don't know who we will vote for.
Pig: election is on the weekend.
Monkey: don’t say anything to anyone.
You will work quietly.
Then we vote for your.
Pig: I think, you confuse the two.
Sour leopard: where are the small banana boxes?
If you take little cases from the ship.
Little pigs: we are still wondering.
Pig: okay!
Sour leopard: may be do some explanation to your little pigs?
Pig: good luck with that.
Sweet leopard: good morning!
Pig: boss, boss, boss!
Where are the cookies!
Monkey: you had some nice vacation.
Sweet leopard: I actually wasn't on vacation.
I was working in another zoo.
Pig: this is so nice.
President deer: you can’t find bigger then this?
Pig: only one ton.
It's not a lot for a pig.
Monkey: it’s for the kitchen paper.
How much he eats?
Pig: not everyone jokes differently.
President deer: I see every one is angry.
Or may be it’s me.
Pig: monkey, we made a mistake.
Monkey: we thought deer is different.
Pig: now we know what's different.
Now he is going to sit in front of you.
President deer: sometimes we have problems.
Nothing, nothing.
Pig (to the monkey): we don't like it.
President deer: I see beautiful young ladies!
Pig: no.
Pig: he is talking to us.
Monkeys: pigs always bring their women to very important meetings.
Pig: president deer brought a lot of food.
Monkey: we brought it back.
President deer (quietly): there are few normal animals.
The rest are pigs and monkeys.
Pig: we love it!
Bravo!
Monkey: does it.
Pig: you know what’s funny?
Wait until president deer starts to audit our business.
We watch it every day.
And our people.
Monkey: make it nice.
Pig is lying in the mud and monkey is eating banana. President deer and zebra are walking by.
President deer: right in front of my eyes.
Pig: quick break.
Monkey: eating soup.
We made some for you.
Pig: we are busy, but not very busy.
President deer: right in front of my eyes.
Monkey: you don't have to see what we are doing.
President deer: I don't want to see it.
My stress levels are high already.
Zebra: pigs are monkeys are crazy.
And this is not a joke.
(leave)
Monkey: zebras always say bad staff about us.
Pig: why are we so different!
Monkey: president deer has all the money.
Pig: what should we do.
Please them or please us?
Monkey: work.
Only one hour left.
Congratulations.
Pig: today, five hours of my day I thought it was Saturday.
Monkey: you know what I like about my job?
I don't think about it when I go home.
Pig: kids are happy!
Monkey: customers are happy!
Pig: too much work.
Bee (flying by): be happy.
And if someone is miserable, (swears) buzz them.
Pig: it is so true.
Monkey: actually, hold on.
President deer: why are you sliding?
Pig: lunch time.
President: raining.
Very good.
Pig: good for who?
Not good for my plants.
They supposed to be dry now.
President deer: are you working here?
You can get a copy of president burger.
Pig: this is cool.
President deer: have a good lunch.
Monkey: left?
All zoos are the same.
Bee: you can change it.
Pig: everyone should be like my three hundred nephews and cousins.
Bee: babies.
Pig: sleeping al day.
Someone rub my belly!
Monkey: this why you are sleepy?
Pig: they are staying in my house.
This why I tell my kids,
Get a job.
At least on the paper.
Bee: you have to experience.
If you work in the zoo
And never experience the management,
You are in the wrong zoo.
Pigs, bees, monkeys: it’s never ends.
It never ends.
Pig: we got scholarship.
Bee: this is a problem.
Pig: only for tomorrow.
Bee: scholarship for tomorrow?!
We are going nuts.
Monkey: they didn't care.
Bee: who?
The lions?
Pig: not the lions.
The lions go home at two o'clock.
Monkey: someone stole our pigs.
Bee: who would steal our pigs.
Monkey: we can’t find pigs in the washroom.
Bee: pigs looked very happy last night, and sweet and lovely.
Monkey: okay, okay, I am eating.
Bee: is good, is it.
There's still kitchen.
Get them.
We will show you the computer.
Monkey: the computer?
Bee: the computer.
Our gift to President deer when he gets nervous.
Monkey: say it again.
Bee: our little hamsters.
They are all friends.
They like flowers.
Hopefully, deers, will learn their lesson unless something happens.
We will put few experienced over there.
Monkey: how many are experienced?
Bee: all of them.
One time we brought hamsters and they forgot to eat the grass
And we couldn't find them and there’s nothing you can do.
We master it this time.
Bee: say something.
Monkey: what to say?
Bee: you represent!
Monkey: we work in fast food restaurant before, on the kitchen.
Bee: more details.
Monkey: and now, we are crazy.
Not all of us, some.
Bee: winter is coming.
Do you live at the country side?
Taking bus?
Monkey: and now we are crazy and hungry.
Bee: where are the pigs?
Monkey: having big lunch after the long weekend.
Bee: President deer spoils you with the weekends.
Monkey: why are you watching the deers?
Bee: they are my favorite.
President deer: who is happy today.
Pigs are happy today.
How was your weekend?
Pig: too cold.
All day, nothing.
Usually we sleep for the whole day.
In the cold, we are not the same.
President deer: where are the monkeys?
Pig: they have an appointment.
Didn't fit in the bus.
President deer: its because monkeys are so fat.
Pig: it depends on the food they eat.
President deer: any plans for today?
Pig: will be thinking today is happy Friday.
President deer: its Monday.
Pig: something wrong with my math.
Well, Tuesday is on the corner.
President deer: and what is now?
Pig: long lunch after the long weekend.
President deer: we spoil you with the weekends.
Pig: hi monkey.
We will be separated again today.
I will be working at the zoo library.
Monkey: the dog is here.
Pig: it’s all coming together!
Turtle: president deer put cameras everywhere.
We saw all of them on the way home.
Monkey: okay, thank you.
Turtle: someone gotta move.
Monkey: okay pig, go to the library and shine.
They have tables over there and stuff.
Turtle: library is exclusive.
Pig: it’s so true.
Why don't we put tables everywhere.
Bee: something with this management.
Pigs are librarians.
Sour leopard: nothing more!
Pig: we are very busy working in the library!
Bee: why are you speaking so loud.
President deer: whose sandwich is this!
I don’t see anything and there’s butter everywhere!
Pigs, monkeys: we apologize if we are wrong.
President deer: do I have any other animals in the zoo.
Pig, monkeys: we are first at the door.
President deer: not one, not ten. Two hundred pigs and monkeys.
Bee (listening): that’s the plan.
President deer (to himself): no idea.
Bee (to pigs and monkeys): we don't understand what he is talking about since we are small.
Pig: he left.
Bee: that’s the stuff.
Monkey: looks strange.
Bee: because of the value.
Donkey: we are here to see wild animals.
Sour leopard: when you will wear your costume, you will see one.
President deer: who are those?
Sour leopard: wild animals.
This why we are standing here.
Monkey: let’s move.
Pig: we can't find food cheaper then here.
Monkey: we are going to work.
Pig: for my experience.
Zebra: this is our fault.
Bee: one hundred percent.
President deer: we will fight the wild animals.
Penguin: today is Friday!
We were planning to stay home if its cold tomorrow.
Zebra: where is President pig?
Parrot: sleeping on the sun.
We are very lucky.
Zebra: its money.
Parrot: we will check.
Zebra: for extra?
Parrot: if there are any.
Zebra: take President pig not to run away to party before the work is done.
Parrot: I am so sleepy.
Zebra: one hundred twenty five more pigs, why not.
Parrot: only for six months.
Monkey: what kind of crown has two years?
Pig: I love it.
Elephant: is pig our president now?
Monkey: no, we will change every day.
Pig: I am telling monkey
“Now pig is our president”,
Monkey says “yes monkey".
President pig: someone changed the time.
Now we have to work one hour more.
Zebra: wild animals!
President monkey: a new one?
Zebra: brand new.
President pig: sounds very quiet.
Zebra: so?
We have to fight them.
President pig: no.
President monkey: we will fight them on Tuesday.
President pig: we will watch the news.
Zebra: common sense is not common now.
Do you want to know place to hide?
President pig: we already know.
Zebra: thank you for coming to work when you are sleepy.
President pig: president monkey, do some work.
Stop clapping.
President monkey: I am not a manager today.
President pig: yes you are.
President monkey: this is not location for you to sleep.
President pig: as long as it has the shade, it is location, a location, the location!
Parrot: the shades are ready.
Zebra: President pig is sleeping,
President monkey is talking about bananas.
Parrot: explaining something.
This what they do every day.
For one month now.
President pig: when pigs sleep, they actually do the work.
Psychology proves it.
Zebra: why don't you sleep at home.
President pig: I sleep where are my sweets are.
And I don't have sweets in my bed at home.
Zebra: may be you have to eat your dinner.
We know how pigs are greedy.
President pig: not in my house.
Zebra: we got two.
One doesn't do anything.
I am the most busy.
Penguin: are you okay?
Zebra: new pigs again.
President pig: are you eating your bananas?
President monkey: yes I am eating my bananas!
Zebra: pigs with talents.
How many talents do they have?
President monkey: one.
President pig: many.
Zebra: name it.
President pig: with our new soft wear, we can scan the talents.
Zebra: you are in the mud all day.
President pig: this is dirty job and some one gotta do it.
Traffic is everywhere.
Zebra: let’s go to the office.
There's cool air.
President pig (singing): do you believe in love and in love.
Zebra: we see who are earlier at work.
President pig: you are all smiles.
You know this song too.
(singing) money, money, money.
We like this stuff.
Zebra: who pays this week?
President pig (singing): yes, no, yes, no, yes.
Zebra: you should've chosen different field.
President pig: football player?
Zebra: we got fifty new pigs!
They have to go high.
Bird: all the bird houses are busy.
President pig: they are good pigs.
Penguin: you smell nice.
President pig: my next level perfume.
For work.
If I wear the next level perfume when I go to work, think, what level perfume I wear when I go home.
Penguin: and you are very relaxed too.
President pig: I always relaxed at work.
Are you related at work?
Penguin: no, not me.
I am not relaxed at work at all.
I am relaxed at home.
President pig: me too.
I can tell you what relaxes me at home.
Zebra: cold water?
President pig: you are smart!
Bird: special delivery.
President pig: shh…, we are doing something illegal.
Bird: all pigs come from the load.
Penguin: our kitchen is cooking non stop!
President pig: put new logo on the zoo.
“Pigs will do it.”
With our signature smile and signature nose.
Zebra: you can do all you want.
President pig: yeah, not today though.
New pigs: can we leave our resumes here?
Zebra: this is garbage!
President pig, they think this is table.
President pig: they are original.
President monkey: today I will show you how to work in the zoo.
First, look at the time.
Let’s see where we see the time?
We can see the time everywhere.
You can carry your own clocks up to one hundred.
Sheep: he looks suspicious.
Horse: all of them.
President monkey: this is our sandwich area, keep it clean.
You have to care of you number one and number two.
Zebra: big bad wolf is coming.
President monkey: is he hungry?
President pig: everything is in the computer.
If you want to do the analysis, you put it in the server.
President monkey: basically, we have one hour to make food.
And rely on our customer to come back.
Owl: what’s that noise?
Parrot: wild animals.
President owl: President deer surprised everyone again.
You supposed to fight wild animals when they are not moving.
Owl: how bees know who is honey?
President owl: they don't know and this why they bite.
This is the idea.
President pig: lot’s of recount.
Auditor: lots of recount.
The difference is fifty pigs.
President monkey: lot’s of pigs.
President pig: when the audit is over, we are buying them back.
Auditor: what kind of zoo it is.
Kitchen takes half of the place.
President pig: its written on the sign, in small letters.
“Animals were here before people“.
Auditor: you are one of those guys who keep cologne in the car!
President pig: yes, it’s me.
President owl: let’s hurry up.
Owl: is it 9 o’clock?
President owl: all the time.
Owl: we are flying all the time.
President owl: we are too slow.
What do you have?
President deer: lots of expectations,
Everything else sucks.
President owl: looks like we will be busy.
Eating carrots?
You are turning into a rabbit.
How is the wild animals?
President deer: it was fantastic before the lunch.
After everything went bonkers.
Pigs didn't want to fight after the lunch.
They ate potatoes, apples, salad.
I am like a housekeeper.
President owl: you are right.
No more!
President deer: yes.
Because I went all this way.7
Big monkey: when you read these files, make sure to skip at the end.
We are not
people yet.
Monkey
teacher: we are reading so slow.
Big monkey:
okay, perfect.
Make sure
no one sleeps at that corner.
Monkey: people are messing things up every day.
Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Monkey:
long week.
Monkey: I
don’t care man.
Monkey: we
have to care!
I’ve just
found out today.
Martian: there are a lot of jokes about Mars.
Martian: you
can make one too.
Martian: I
can be the one who is sitting in the roller.
Martian:
and we can make fake background.
Martian:
and you are talking.
Martian: people
will sweat.
Martian:
with little sound effects and test drive.
Martian: people
will be hot too.
Martian: so
true.
Martian:
what about birds slinging?
Martian: if
we tell the birds the day and the time.
We can get those
birds.
First astronaut: whats going on?
Second astronaut:
snow.
Martian (listening):
people cant lie to us.
We know all
their excuses, because we made part of it.
First astronaut:
every time.
Every move we
made on Mars there is snow.
Martian: we
need more people like this in the business.
Martian: at
the same time.
Martian: it
will be different.
First astronaut:
the boss will tell again,
We are like
at home with clown.
The roller is
spinning again.
First astronaut: its Friday.
We work hard
only in the morning.
Martian (listening):
we have been there before.
Second astronaut:
we push first roller into the second one.
Martian (listening):
and people are funny too.
Martian: smart.
Martian: lazy.
Martian: how?
Martian: they
want to impress their boss.
Martian: can
we change our name?
Martian: whatever
your name?
Martian: Martian.
Martian: you
can change your sex too.
Martian: do
you have 150 dollars?
First astronaut:
rocks.
Martian (listening):
they think its our mountain, but its our wall.
Martian: tell
people how to open it.
Martian: it
will be funny.
Martian: we
can roll their roller today.
Martian: do
you see the line?
Martian: may
be on Monday.
Martian: where
do we put this roller?
Martian: too
many rollers around us.
Martian: you
get nervous?
Martian: we
already have another one with bunch of papers.
My boss trying
his best to read it.
Martian: on
the shelf, until we figure out.
Where no one
can see.
Martians will
start wear winter coat again.
Big pig: okay pigs, hurry up and party.
Pig: can
someone fix the clock?
Fat pig:
its 8 o'clock.
Pig: the
time is not right at all.
It turns me
off.
Pig: it’s
not very healthy.
Fat pig: I
think I am at home.
Pig: we
have to relax for few minutes.
Big pig: why are you keep saying this?
We are hard workers.
Wolf: you poster says, three pigs, but there are only two.
Big pig: they work for few days and they are out.
Wolf: I was expecting super pigs.
Big pig: this where you have to build relationships, the original. Wolf: its something hard to do.
Big pig: we understand this.
This why we made few posters, same kind.
Zebra: what is it?
Pig: no
idea.
Monkey:
cooking.
Zebra: why
there's banana here?
I don't get
it.
Monkey: I
see.
Zebra: you
see, I see, we all see.
You see
those zebras over there?
Pig: which
one?
Zebra: we
are taking the same picture one hundred times, because they are sleeping!
Owl: what’s that noise?
Parrot:
wild animals.
President
owl: President deer surprised everyone again.
You supposed
to fight wild animals when they are not moving.
Owl: how
bees know who is honey?
President
owl: they don't know and this why they bite.
This is the
idea.
President pig: lot’s of recount.
Auditor:
lots of recount.
The
difference is fifty pigs.
President
monkey: lot’s of pigs.
President
pig: when the audit is over, we are buying them back.
Auditor:
what kind of zoo it is.
Kitchen
takes half of the place.
President
pig: its written on the sign, in small letters.
“Animals
were here before people“.
Auditor:
you are one of those guys who keep cologne in the car!
President
pig: yes, it’s me.
Martian husband: stupid people, keep driving when we are sleeping.
Martian
wife: its their robot.
People work.
Martian
husband: slowly but true.
Martian
wife: we have only one Martian who works here.
Martian
husband: narcissist.
Martian
wife: people are narcissists?
You are
narcissist!
Martian
husband: I wonder who are those artists who are drawing pictures for people?
One more
time they draw green on the picture,
I am moving
out from this country.
Martian
wife: I massage your ears.
“Yesterday
was yesterday,
And today
is today”.
Martian husband:
today is today.
Martian
wife: today is today.
Martian
husband: today is today.
Martian husband: different robot.
Martian
wife: yesterday was a trailer, today is a movie night.
Martian
husband: people send robots every time they like.
Mafia.
Martian
wife: you want banana, put some sugar on it and will be banana bread.
Martian husband:
sanity to society!
Martian
wife: eat it.
Martian
husband: today is pay day, everyone wants to go home and spend.
Martian
wife: it landed on the casino, cut the ribbon and stuff.
Martian
husband: they are going to be busy now.
Martian
wife: they opened the restaurants already.
Zebra: big bad wolf is coming.
President
monkey: is he hungry?
President
pig: everything is in the computer.
If you want
to do the analysis, you put it in the server.
President
monkey: basically, we have one hour to make food.
And rely on
our customer to come back.
President monkey: today I will show you how to work in the zoo.
First, look
at the time.
Let’s see
where we see the time?
We can see
the time everywhere.
You can
carry your own clocks up to one hundred.
Sheep: he
looks suspicious.
Horse: all
of them.
President
monkey: this is our sandwich area, keep it clean.
You have to
care of you number one and number two.
President monkey: today I will show you how to work in the zoo.
First, look
at the time.
Let’s see
where we see the time?
We can see
the time everywhere.
You can
carry your own clocks up to one hundred.
Sheep: he
looks suspicious.
Horse: all
of them.
President
monkey: this is our sandwich area, keep it clean.
You have to
care of you number one and number two.
Penguin: you smell nice.
President
pig: my next level perfume.
For work.
If I wear the
next level perfume when I go to work, think, what level perfume I wear when I
go home.
Penguin:
and you are very relaxed too.
President
pig: I always relaxed at work.
Are you
related at work?
Penguin:
no, not me.
I am not
relaxed at work at all.
I am
relaxed at home.
President
pig: me too.
I can tell
you what relaxes me at home.
Zebra: cold
water?
President
pig: you are smart!
Bird: special delivery.
President
pig: shh…, we are doing something illegal.
Bird: all
pigs come from the load.
Penguin:
our kitchen is cooking non stop!
President
pig: put new logo on the zoo.
“Pigs will
do it.”
With our
signature smile and signature nose.
Zebra: you
can do all you want.
President
pig: yeah, not today though.
New pigs:
can we leave our resumes here?
Zebra: this
is garbage!
President
pig, they think this is table.
President
pig: they are original.
Martian King: lets finish the wall.
Martian King mother: and be more accurate.
Martian King: hopefully not.
Martian King mother (whispering): she is in her 400 th.
Martin King: what!
Martian King mother: do you want to walk home?
Martin King friend: who is the girl?
Martian King: Martian slush Venusian.
I like girls here.
Martian King friend: with make up and clothes.
They are scandalous.
Martin King: they glow in the dark.
Martian King friend: those two are Lunatics.
Martian: I have never seen bananas like this.
Martian:
stay happy one day.
Martian: they
are scandalous.
Martian: we
messed up ourselves.
Martian:
Martians like wild animals.
Martian: we
have to go on Venus to find good job and good woman.
Martian:
there are women here too.
Martian:
look at me!
Martian husband: we should show people we do some work here.
Martian
wife: not at this location.
Martian
husband: people are bothering the wrong aliens.
Martian
wife: people are bothering everybody.
Even the
moon.
Martian
husband: people think Lilo is coming back.
We had to
use our old truck to stop their roller to make sure its going where it suppose
to.
Good thing we
kept it in the museum.
Where is my
car?
Martian
wife: it should say somewhere.
Martian: we were intellectual back in the days.
Martian:
Martian language is ruined.
There's
English and does it.
Martian:
and what did she say?
Martian:
she said:
“More sugar!
I didn't
make it.”
Martian:
and what did you say?
Martian: I
said:
“I know you
didn't make it.
You don't
cook, you don't bake.
You don't
do anything”.
Martian:
and what did she say?
Martian:
she said:
“If I bake
you are not going to it".
Martian:
you smell nice.
Martian: did
you put lotion on?
Martian:
lavender?
Martian:
something with butter.
I am
changed Martian now.
Martian: we
always can start at New Year.
Good thing,
we have many.
Martian: new roller from Earth.
Martian: they sent a message week ago, but we don't check.
Martian: we grow out of it.
Martian: it’s the same message we always get.
“One time “yes".”
Martian: what is the message?
Martian: how to be lady and gentleman.
Martian: what did she ask?
Martian: she
asked:
“Ringing a
bell!?”
Martian: she
thinks its you rolling over skate board and not watching your manners.
Martian: its
first question on the list for dinner position!
Take one
week off for Birthday dinner.
Martian:
she is like a brother I've never had, too much.
Martian: I
am definitely going on Venus.
Martian: taking day off!
What's
going on here?
Martian: I
am working here.
That what's
going on.
Martian:
and what did she say?
Martian: she
said:
“hm, I like
this energy”.
And pushed my
bed on the border line.
Martian:
its cheaper go on Venus and find girlfriend there.
Martian:
one hundred times cheaper.
Martian: don’t
try to understand what Martian women are saying.
Martian:
they are singing a song.
Martian:
true.
Martian: what did she say?
Martian: so
she stood in front of the door and said
“You are
not going anywhere.”
And what
did you do?
Martian:
changed my clothes and went to bed.
Martian:
just think about it.
Martian
believe in people they have never seen,
And don't
believe in themselves they see every day.
Martian:
look, he is stealing cookies.
And he
wants more than one.
Martian:
the screwed one.
Tells
everyone “let's go”.
We went
already!
Martian:
just weirdo.
Martian: why
aliens have to be like this?
Martian: aliens?
Martian:
Martians.
The same meaning,
only different word.
Martian: I went
to my barber.
Martian:
barber?
Aren't you
going to a hair stylist?
Martian:
what is the difference?
Everyone
looks the same.
Martian
King: back to reality.
I am here!
Martian: here
is the king with seven opinions.
We will
enjoy each of them.
In order.
Martian: she said “yes”!
Martian:
the same time you pull out the bed?
Martian:
crazy Martian ladies, they are good at
sleeping.
Martian:
not over your head.
Martian: we
don't see them here too much.
Martian: if
we are over there, they can't be here at the same time.
Martian:
really?
Martian:
2000 dollars worth of lights and you know what she was decorating?
Her dress.
Martian:
you are only trying.
Martian: a
lot of time.
Martian:
you Martians thinking too much.
Martian: we
are going overt there for a party.
And will
stay all week.
The only
thing, her car has no breaks, but really good painted, the seats.
Martian: those
cars worth a lot now, plus they understand us very well.
Martian: we
should have “van",
This form
of the government.
Instead of
making things drop, we will make things stop.
Martian:
you are looking long way.
Martian: as
long as it gets done.
The same
like metal here.
Same kind
of things.