Sweet and sour leopards, 2

President deer: who is happy today.

Pigs are happy today.

How was your weekend?

Pig: too cold.

All day, nothing. 

Usually we sleep for the whole day.

In the cold, we are not the same.

President deer: where are the monkeys?

Pig: they have an appointment. 

Didn't fit in the bus.

President deer: its because monkeys are so fat.

Pig: it depends on the food they eat.

President deer: any plans for today?

Pig: will be thinking today is happy Friday. 

President deer: its Monday. 

Pig: something wrong with my math. 

Well, Tuesday is on the corner. 

President deer: and what is now?

Pig: long lunch after the long weekend. 

President deer: we spoil you with the weekends.