President deer: who is happy today.
Pigs are happy today.
How was your weekend?
Pig: too cold.
All day, nothing.
Usually we sleep for the whole day.
In the cold, we are not the same.
President deer: where are the monkeys?
Pig: they have an appointment.
Didn't fit in the bus.
President deer: its because monkeys are so fat.
Pig: it depends on the food they eat.
President deer: any plans for today?
Pig: will be thinking today is happy Friday.
President deer: its Monday.
Pig: something wrong with my math.
Well, Tuesday is on the corner.
President deer: and what is now?
Pig: long lunch after the long weekend.
President deer: we spoil you with the weekends.