Martian story

Martian: we were intellectual back in the days.

Martian: Martian language is ruined.

There's English and does it.

Martian: and what did she say?

Martian: she said:

“More sugar!

I didn't make it.”

Martian: and what did you say?

Martian: I said:

“I know you didn't make it.

You don't cook, you don't bake.

You don't do anything”.

Martian: and what did she say?

Martian: she said:

“If I bake you are not going to it".

Martian: you smell nice.

Martian: did you put lotion on?

Martian: lavender?

Martian: something with butter.

I am changed Martian now.

Martian: we always can start at New Year.

Good thing, we have many.