President pig: lot’s of recount.
Auditor: lots of recount.
The difference is fifty pigs.
President monkey: lot’s of pigs.
President pig: when the audit is over, we are buying them back.
Auditor: what kind of zoo it is.
Kitchen takes half of the place.
President pig: its written on the sign, in small letters.
“Animals were here before people“.
Auditor: you are one of those guys who keep cologne in the car!
President pig: yes, it’s me.
