President pig: lot’s of recount.
Auditor:
lots of recount.
The
difference is fifty pigs.
President
monkey: lot’s of pigs.
President
pig: when the audit is over, we are buying them back.
Auditor:
what kind of zoo it is.
Kitchen
takes half of the place.
President
pig: its written on the sign, in small letters.
“Animals
were here before people“.
Auditor:
you are one of those guys who keep cologne in the car!
President
pig: yes, it’s me.
