First pig: its cold.
Big pig: if it wasn't cold we wouldn't have a job.
Second pig: one hundred forty two pizzas, nine pizzas per hour.
First pig: lets finish all of them.
Big pig: only on the break.
Mrs piggy: we don't eat at work.
Second pig: oh, you don't eat.
Big pig: with this winter joy,
Lets deliver this natural pizza to its natural habitat.
To the squirrels.
They have been drinking from the morning.
Missis piggy: tell squirrels stop calling me “dude".
I am “she”, I am “her", I am “mrs. piggy”.