Pigs.

First pig: its cold.

Big pig: if it wasn't cold we wouldn't have a job.

Second pig: one hundred forty two pizzas, nine pizzas per hour.

First pig: lets finish all of them.

Big pig: only on the break.

Mrs piggy: we don't eat at work.

Second pig: oh, you don't eat.

Big pig: with this winter joy,

Lets deliver this natural pizza to its natural habitat.

To the squirrels.

They have been drinking from the morning.

Missis piggy: tell squirrels stop calling me “dude".

I am “she”, I am “her", I am “mrs. piggy”.