Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
old story
My father told this story on a party,
We all were laughing.
Long ago, he had a patient,
Old lady whose husband was a local politician.
Once a year on New Year Eve they had dinner with the city mayor.
That time, the mayor's wife bought very expensive bird - a talking parrot.
And she was showing off to the guests:
Look what we have,
Our new "little baby".
But the bird didn't want to talk.
Five minutes before end of the dinner
He said his first word,
Not nice at all.
Then started to say all bad stuff about the communist party, mentioned few well known names and the owner himself, his wife and didn't stop after small punching with a fork.
Everyone had wide opened eyes,
Starting at each other,
Left immediately in big hurry without a word.
New Mom fainted on the floor,
Duddy screamed:
Let me cook this chicken!
All night they were packing bags with one thought,
Someone will pick them up
In a closed very special comunist car.
We all were laughing.
Long ago, he had a patient,
Old lady whose husband was a local politician.
Once a year on New Year Eve they had dinner with the city mayor.
That time, the mayor's wife bought very expensive bird - a talking parrot.
And she was showing off to the guests:
Look what we have,
Our new "little baby".
But the bird didn't want to talk.
Five minutes before end of the dinner
He said his first word,
Not nice at all.
Then started to say all bad stuff about the communist party, mentioned few well known names and the owner himself, his wife and didn't stop after small punching with a fork.
Everyone had wide opened eyes,
Starting at each other,
Left immediately in big hurry without a word.
New Mom fainted on the floor,
Duddy screamed:
Let me cook this chicken!
All night they were packing bags with one thought,
Someone will pick them up
In a closed very special comunist car.
it's a beautiful day
Smile:)
My horoscope is perfect, I think if you collect all the good daily horoscopes you will be so much inspired...
My horoscope is perfect, I think if you collect all the good daily horoscopes you will be so much inspired...
just a thought
In the car with a friend, she is driving the shortest way as she said, and I know, we are going in opposite direction. See how far we will go...
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old story
My girlfriend was dating a man who had very sensitive personality, and one time he showed up without calling, who would do this:):):) When she was telling me the story I was laughing, He was near her door, ringing the bell, and she was running around, trying to hide everything that my distract him.
just a thought
I always tell people to take care of their health first, because I have seen so many people who went to my grandmother, parents as doctors and people who went to the old lady "natural healer" in our village when the doctors said: "no" asking for anything, willing to do all she would say. Its better to take care of yourself before, love really yourself.
A few times it was miracles, 100%. I have seen myself, this why may be I believe. All of them had lost too, this how they learn how to "push" next people. When you give your own cross from your neck, it means you give life. I gave one time and it worked.
A few times it was miracles, 100%. I have seen myself, this why may be I believe. All of them had lost too, this how they learn how to "push" next people. When you give your own cross from your neck, it means you give life. I gave one time and it worked.
old story
I used to write love letters for some of my stepbrothers girlfriends. They would spent hours and all could come up with was only "I love you" and for the girls it was "I don't love you", because they wanted to read a "book".
I was writing at least 2 pages of thoughtful material. Some times just rewrited from popular books, or making jokes, and the girls would never call back.
One was stacking my stepbrother for almost a year after my letter. He had to spend all evenings with his mom. And he said it was my fault, but I didn't find the crazy one, I just wrote a few pages first letter.
We didn't have computers or cell phones, everything was written and sent by mail or secretly dropped in mail box...
I was writing at least 2 pages of thoughtful material. Some times just rewrited from popular books, or making jokes, and the girls would never call back.
One was stacking my stepbrother for almost a year after my letter. He had to spend all evenings with his mom. And he said it was my fault, but I didn't find the crazy one, I just wrote a few pages first letter.
We didn't have computers or cell phones, everything was written and sent by mail or secretly dropped in mail box...
old story
When my younger stepbrother ran away from the army, police was at his parents house in less than 10 minutes. All because, when soldiers run, they like to pick up weapons with them. My stepbrother didn't get anything except a broom and mop. He was sent to clean bathrooms and kitchens. This how it starts.
just a thought
One girl at work has a boyfriend in the army. She misses him a lot, hates army and he doesn't like the army much either. Every morning she goes to me with "the new army report".
I told her: write him a poem, just don't make him run away to see you, kind of illegal.
It is raining all day,
And every drop
Is my thought about you...
I told her: write him a poem, just don't make him run away to see you, kind of illegal.
It is raining all day,
And every drop
Is my thought about you...
lovely day at work 2
The latest update:
Let me erase "f" word first,
I am home, everything is great,
So thats okay.
"Oink, Oink", thats the secret name for my (any) day.
The ladies (same two) had a fight again.
In the morning I heard word "witch",
Which I never shared with anyone,
Was using for my case one time.
I knew, they up to something,
But why to go where I exercise to cry.
How am I supposed to have a wonderful day
at work myself,
If I had to hide my magazines and wipe their tears.
But thanks to Google maps, I found a nice area near by
with a bench for my yoga class...
They cannot work together any more,
May be this what they both want.
And the reason - cultural differences.
I have no idea why,
If they both immigrated from the same country?
Another thing,
I have a water bottle, not a big deal,
With my name on it, in English,
And second time someone is drinking from it,
Trying to give me back.
The girl I was inspiring to wear less,
I think, she learned my lesson,
After all, even I cannot look at her.
What is it?
A bra? Where is the top?
Thats my day...
Let me erase "f" word first,
I am home, everything is great,
So thats okay.
"Oink, Oink", thats the secret name for my (any) day.
The ladies (same two) had a fight again.
In the morning I heard word "witch",
Which I never shared with anyone,
Was using for my case one time.
I knew, they up to something,
But why to go where I exercise to cry.
How am I supposed to have a wonderful day
at work myself,
If I had to hide my magazines and wipe their tears.
But thanks to Google maps, I found a nice area near by
with a bench for my yoga class...
They cannot work together any more,
May be this what they both want.
And the reason - cultural differences.
I have no idea why,
If they both immigrated from the same country?
Another thing,
I have a water bottle, not a big deal,
With my name on it, in English,
And second time someone is drinking from it,
Trying to give me back.
The girl I was inspiring to wear less,
I think, she learned my lesson,
After all, even I cannot look at her.
What is it?
A bra? Where is the top?
Thats my day...
lovely day at work
Spent an hour looking for some documents,
Someone messed it up,
But of course, no evidence...
And after I am falling a sleep.
I did 160 push ups from the bench
In 4 different times,
Did yoga a bit.
Went for lunch.
In the morning someone broke my scale,
People think if they jamp on it,
It will show less weight.
We have this crazy air conditioners
(The fat people are sweating...
The skinnier are coughing now)
Feels like we are on a roket...
Will go up.
Someone messed it up,
But of course, no evidence...
And after I am falling a sleep.
I did 160 push ups from the bench
In 4 different times,
Did yoga a bit.
Went for lunch.
In the morning someone broke my scale,
People think if they jamp on it,
It will show less weight.
We have this crazy air conditioners
(The fat people are sweating...
The skinnier are coughing now)
Feels like we are on a roket...
Will go up.
my grandmother' story
The first happiest day at that war
Was when my cousin, a nurse,
Got home for 3 days.
She had two medals,
It was December, 1941.
She had concussion in one battle,
But was smiling like nothing happened:
You know what,
I have twenty seven brothers...
We promised, if we get out after one time,
We all will be sisters and brothers.
Was when my cousin, a nurse,
Got home for 3 days.
She had two medals,
It was December, 1941.
She had concussion in one battle,
But was smiling like nothing happened:
You know what,
I have twenty seven brothers...
We promised, if we get out after one time,
We all will be sisters and brothers.
just a though
My aunt had Birthday yesterday. She cooks so much food and wants you to eat everything until you wish only to get out. Her to dogs are like balloons now, because half from the plate secretly goes to them. Always 5 hours movie, food and knitting, this what we used to do before every other weekend.
story
I had a friend,
And he thought jumping from parachute
Would solve all his problems.
It didn't.
It created even more,
Like spending 6 months in the bed near the bathroom.
I think,
If he stopped wearing pink to attract women
Would help more.
And he thought jumping from parachute
Would solve all his problems.
It didn't.
It created even more,
Like spending 6 months in the bed near the bathroom.
I think,
If he stopped wearing pink to attract women
Would help more.
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