December 31, 2016.
Poetess : I am fat.
Inner voice ( to Poetess ) : you are not fat,
You are juicy.
Poetess ( coughs and laughing): really?
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
don't know story
Papa Witch : Happy New Year!
Yes, I am Papa Witch, but I don't know anything about magic.
(laughing).
I wish you all to get what you want.
You want to work get a job,
You want to farm, plant few vegetables in the kitchen,
Personally I prefer getting fruits and vegetables from the fridge.
You want a car, be able to buy Mercedes.
Who wants the money, have money,
Who wants be happy be happy,
Who wants to be healthy, be healthy.
Wish love, babies, happy families, joining gym and outside activities, bright days, lovely nights.
And who doesn't agree on any of that get punch in the face.
Yes, I am Papa Witch, but I don't know anything about magic.
(laughing).
I wish you all to get what you want.
You want to work get a job,
You want to farm, plant few vegetables in the kitchen,
Personally I prefer getting fruits and vegetables from the fridge.
You want a car, be able to buy Mercedes.
Who wants the money, have money,
Who wants be happy be happy,
Who wants to be healthy, be healthy.
Wish love, babies, happy families, joining gym and outside activities, bright days, lovely nights.
And who doesn't agree on any of that get punch in the face.
don't know story
Poetess : I am working at miserable place.
Inner voice (dreamingly) : it's a miracle..
The real witch : must be fascinating experience..
Poetess : people were staring at me today all day,
And they were not men!
Grandma : shall I excuse myself (hangs up the phone).
Inner voice : what?! (staring)
Poetess (looking up): what is that noise and sparkles? The broom?
Inner voice (dreamingly) : it's a miracle..
The real witch : must be fascinating experience..
Poetess : people were staring at me today all day,
And they were not men!
Grandma : shall I excuse myself (hangs up the phone).
Inner voice : what?! (staring)
Poetess (looking up): what is that noise and sparkles? The broom?
Don't know story
Grandma Witch, Sister Witch, Inner voice, Grandma and Poetess are matching concert on TV.
Grandma: they said in the commercial,
They will have romantic moment life on the stage.
All I see, she is taking off her underwear.
Grandma Witch: this is the romantic moment.
Nine months after they will have a baby.
Grandma: I don't understand anything in modern culture.
Inner voice (looking upside down at Playboy magazine): I don't understand either.
Grandma (in foreign language): vot kakoi molodez! (translation: what a baby, we are so lucky to have such a wonderful person).
(to Poetess): bring him food, he must be hungry already.
Grandma: they said in the commercial,
They will have romantic moment life on the stage.
All I see, she is taking off her underwear.
Grandma Witch: this is the romantic moment.
Nine months after they will have a baby.
Grandma: I don't understand anything in modern culture.
Inner voice (looking upside down at Playboy magazine): I don't understand either.
Grandma (in foreign language): vot kakoi molodez! (translation: what a baby, we are so lucky to have such a wonderful person).
(to Poetess): bring him food, he must be hungry already.
don't know story
Grandma Witch, Sister Witch, Poetess, sister, mom and grandma
(singing nicely together): in the morning hello often sounds like "o", often sounds like "o", often sounds like..
Sister: soup.
We have soup for dinner.
Grandma: in my opinion,
Salad is always better.
Cucumber, tomato and onion.
Mom: who eats onion in the morning, tell me?
Cheese, bread and tea or coffee.
Papa Witch: ladies, ladies!
Let's follow the lyrics,
Let's be organized now and for all.
It says "sex".
Everyone is singing: in the morning hello often sounds like sex.
Papa Witch: and please with one partner.
Poetess: and what will be after word "sex"?
Papa Witch: how are we going to sing like this?
I think you all didn't read the lyrics.
Let's open the box and start reading the instructions,
This is the lyrics!
Grandma Witch: I personally prefer "Exotic experience".
Grandma ( quietly ) : save us at least from singing this one.
Papa Witch : ladies, let's focus on "The Original " today.
Every one is singing.
(singing nicely together): in the morning hello often sounds like "o", often sounds like "o", often sounds like..
Sister: soup.
We have soup for dinner.
Grandma: in my opinion,
Salad is always better.
Cucumber, tomato and onion.
Mom: who eats onion in the morning, tell me?
Cheese, bread and tea or coffee.
Papa Witch: ladies, ladies!
Let's follow the lyrics,
Let's be organized now and for all.
It says "sex".
Everyone is singing: in the morning hello often sounds like sex.
Papa Witch: and please with one partner.
Poetess: and what will be after word "sex"?
Papa Witch: how are we going to sing like this?
I think you all didn't read the lyrics.
Let's open the box and start reading the instructions,
This is the lyrics!
Grandma Witch: I personally prefer "Exotic experience".
Grandma ( quietly ) : save us at least from singing this one.
Papa Witch : ladies, let's focus on "The Original " today.
Every one is singing.
...
New romantic poem,
Firework in the face and some sparkles,
No, may be around and snowflakes for good luck.
Do you know, almost every time I leaving the house,
I am thinking about did I turned off the iron and gas.
Don't iron clothes for me,
I wear everything tight.
For J, he likes clean well dressed style..
Right now I am thinking about should I have fish for dinner,
For thirty dollars big piece...
Romantic poem about fish.
It's healthy.
One time I was living in the forest for almost the entire summer,
Don't ask me why,
With my aunt.
And all month we were eating everything only from this forest.
Beautiful nights..
Days too.
Firework in the face and some sparkles,
No, may be around and snowflakes for good luck.
Do you know, almost every time I leaving the house,
I am thinking about did I turned off the iron and gas.
Don't iron clothes for me,
I wear everything tight.
For J, he likes clean well dressed style..
Right now I am thinking about should I have fish for dinner,
For thirty dollars big piece...
Romantic poem about fish.
It's healthy.
One time I was living in the forest for almost the entire summer,
Don't ask me why,
With my aunt.
And all month we were eating everything only from this forest.
Beautiful nights..
Days too.
Good morning
Writing in advance
Because I am going to sleep
Well, good morning. .
Relax, smile would be nice..
Today
Stay forever young,
I mean feel good, be happy.
Like me now..
I am telling ..to myself, alone now,
And not sleeping, have to call grandma..
Well, I call my grandmother almost every day.
Jaden is with his grandmother.
I am alone at home and I am going to,
How to say, explode or give up,
Feeling happy,
That's from my great grand mother.
Is that gift for me,
The pictures. .
My youth, my dreams, that life,
Now, I think I am ..thinking sometimes..
I mean feel good, be happy.
Like me now..
I am telling ..to myself, alone now,
And not sleeping, have to call grandma..
Well, I call my grandmother almost every day.
Jaden is with his grandmother.
I am alone at home and I am going to,
How to say, explode or give up,
Feeling happy,
That's from my great grand mother.
Is that gift for me,
The pictures. .
My youth, my dreams, that life,
Now, I think I am ..thinking sometimes..
don't know story
Poetess : should I continue my good tradition
And do something useful today?
Inner voice : what are you doing?
Poetess : I am at work,
What do you think I am doing.
How to say politely,
I will keep working with a song.
Inner voice : too much food on Christmas?
Poetess : rum cake all day..
Food too, I am walking like a duck.
Inner voice : any nap?
Poetess : do you know,
Only work made humans to be humans.
Otherwise we would be still monkeys,
Eating bananas on the palm trees in jungles.
I would be looking for a coconut with another monkey..
Now we are so lucky,
We have to go to work five days a week. .
Inner voice : lucky..
And do something useful today?
Inner voice : what are you doing?
Poetess : I am at work,
What do you think I am doing.
How to say politely,
I will keep working with a song.
Inner voice : too much food on Christmas?
Poetess : rum cake all day..
Food too, I am walking like a duck.
Inner voice : any nap?
Poetess : do you know,
Only work made humans to be humans.
Otherwise we would be still monkeys,
Eating bananas on the palm trees in jungles.
I would be looking for a coconut with another monkey..
Now we are so lucky,
We have to go to work five days a week. .
Inner voice : lucky..
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