Santa Claus: this is magic holiday,
All the wishes must come true.
Especially the ones that include me,
But no more entering from the roof.
(to the deer): She is pushing me from the bottom,
Her husband is trying to get me from the top,
I am stuck in the middle.
Then they woke up all the kids I the neighborhood..
In five minutes the children showed up.
The Santa is here! The Santa is here!
Where are the gifts!?
Give, give give!
What am I supposed to give?
A bottle of champagne?
(talking to the deer): remember those innocent days when kids had a mitten for the gifts...
(dreaming).
Now (shows papers) iPads, Xboxes, computers..car!
Good thing the government pays for it.
Had to claim everything under the paragraph "Circumstances and metamorphosis in business"..
