Poetess : last night I had a dream.
Inner voice : congratulations!
Poetess : in the dream I was in school.
Probably Grade 1..
And the teacher told me that I have to go to another school and learn better English.
Mom: why don't you find after school program for a child.
Aunt: what's wrong with learning English better?
Grandma: okay and Hi,
Two words I know.
Poetess : then I went to another school.
Sister : where?
In the dream?
Poetess : Yes.
The new teacher said that my English is 32,
It was written on the board.
And I have to pay to improve it.
So you know what number 32 means?
Everyone : what?
Poetess : it means I am in (let me google again)..
I am in harmony with divine sources..
Inner voice : are we going to talk about money all night?
Grandma: should do something else at night.
Poetess : I thought it's the best happy ending for my story.
Inner voice ( whispering ) : in pieces it..
Inner voice : It's a fake story.
Aunt: so what did I dress up for?
Mom: mention that we have high moral standards.
Papa: and university degrees in case.
Who knows what people will think.
Grandma : don't mention me,
Thank you, I have medals and reputation.
Poetess: as soon I talked about money,
I had runny nose and was sneezing.
Mom: I took Advil in advance.
Sister: I wasn't really listening what you were talking about.
Grandma: I went to sleep.
Poetess: and then I thought,
I finish this story, edit and send..
Grandma: to who?
Grandma's friend: to God.
Grandma: how can God read stories?
Aunt: will bring to the Church.
Grandma's friend: in 1930 we used pan and a paper to write,
Tnis why it calls writer.
Mom: now computers are every where,
You type one letter at the time.
Sister: she is a typer.
Poetess: I have to go..
Poetess : today we will talk about money.
Sister : what is it the end of the month?
Great grand uncle : praying really helps.
Grandma : yes, my uncle is still alive.
Mail man: wow!
Poetess : the topic is money,
Let's stick to it.
Aunt : the weekend is coming,
We all will get sick..
Grandma : onion , garlic?
Hello..
Aunt: we are not allowed to talk about money.
Grandma: okay!
One word I learned in English for my great grand child.
Okay, we are can talk about own money,
And not some one else.
Poetess: I am happy!
Government lady: aren't you a single mother?
Five hundred a month from the government plus salary according to the tax return.
Mom: have another baby.
Aunt: here go, the problem is solved.
Grandma: thank you to my pension for working during the war.
Papa: I told her to work in my office,
But no, she wanted to immigrate.
Mom: I would immigrate too.
Poetess: It's not that I have not enough,
I want more.
I mean I want my wish to come true to have more and I want more.
That's only one wish I have.
Grandma: thank you to my mother and grandmother.
Poetess: and I am asking.
Mom: probably a man.
They won't do anything.
Aunt: people complaining about my prices.
I am doing massages and acupuncture to make healthy not to I am sorry please natural instinct.
Poetess: I am asking God.
Grandma: and how he supposed to send you money?
Great grand uncle: innocent people.
Aunt: have to go to work.
Poetess: me to.
Sister: I am already at work, free Internet.
Poetess: love, live, laugh.
Mom: go..
Poetess: I am at work.
Everyone, almost is miserable here.
Sister: I am telling you,
It's the coffee.
Poetess: only my salary makes me happy.
Papa (laughs): have you all seen real .?
Since we can't mention this word either.
Aunt: children are the best.
Poetess : let's talk about children.
Papa: and grand children.
Grandma: we all should go for great grand children.
The Beast: people say I look like ..
Grandma witch is staring to cross first.
The Best (from the movie "Beauty and the Beast"): People like cows.
Cows have horns.
May be I am a caw too.
Grandma: so where is the milk?
And bread and butter?
The Beast : I am sorry...
Inner voice ( wiping tears ) : poor animal.
The Beast: truthfully, I don't know myself why I have the horns.
May be something from the story.
I didn't made it up myself,
More, I didn't painted myself in the movie.
Aunt: every day something weird. .
Inner voice: may be we should read the story.
(To Poetess): why are you wearing corset instead of skirt and sweater on your shoulders?
Poetess: would you stop asking questions today.
Inner voice (to Grandma): miserable too.
Grandma: don't say this word, write few dots..
Poetess: why in freedom country I have to use some else name to express myself?
Inner voice: its a fake story by the way.
In case.
Aunt: any thoughts today?
Sister: don't drink coffee.
Poetess: I brought a cup but I forgot my own coffee.
And I am on hurry again.
Aunt: I'll pray.
Sister: I am on hurry every day.
Mom: when you are young,
You all should be on hurry.
Papa: I was was waiting for almost two hours for someone to give me a call as I was promesed.
Grandma: good day..
Poetess ( trying new lipstick ): I stayed home today.
Yesterday I had this thought about staying home,
Actually I had to send a letter to Service Canada.
So I thought in the morning to stay home and go to the post office,
But no, I went to work ... to be nice (laughs ).
Aunt: are you..?
When I have a thought about staying home,
I stay home.
When my horoscope says to stay home,
I stay home.
Inner voice : you work at home.
Aunt: so?
I was emergency doctor,
I stayed at home too.
After that stupid snow fell from the roof on my car..
Inner voice : and what happened?
Aunt: to who?
Poetess : whatever happens..
Aunt (continues ) : Be honest,
I enjoyed only women who were about to give birth,
Every one else was pretty much miserable.
Poetess : yesterday I thought of staying home,
And for some reason went to work.
Grandma witch: to make money.
Grandma : I have seen Joseph Stalin.
Inner voice : people should retire after school.
E-l ( sweating and printing money non stop): some people never work.
Inner voice : and?
Poetess : man was making coffee,
And I was on hurry,
I had the first cup.
That's all I've had for two days.
Sister: eat something.
Poetess : the coffee is already discasting.
I have it only in extreme cases when I don't have time to go to the cafe.
I worked all day, went to kids library,
Got home, and all I have is for 6-10 years children Tylenol and one flue pill, how to spell it?
Grandma : soup helps too.
Mom: lots of water.
Aunt: bread with onion.
Sister : I never liked coffee.
Poetess : after I make soup,
Will continue my investigation here.
Have to listen grandma.
In few hours.
Poetess : back to my investigation.
Yesterday I got to work,
On time, I had may be five minutes,
Black man was making coffee.
I write only man here, because
I don't want to sound like a racist.
But he always makes coffee.
No one else has time in the morning.
Aunt: I can tell how I am cooking.
Poetess ( coughs ) : not today.
Sister (cooking) : ...same cups, same dishes.
Poetess : I was drinking vinegar instead of orange justice.
Aunt: because of you two I put hair removal cream on my face.
Poetess : anyway..
Grandma: what is it,
Memories night?
Poetess : I had first cup of coffee from this coffee maker.
Aunt : who drinks coffee from a coffee maker?
Some kind of exhibitionism.
Poetess : and that's all I can eat or drink for two days.
I was hoping to lose some weight,
At least some profit, but no.
And I am thinking,
May be it means something.
Grandma : people who can heal can take s..s from who they like or love and blow it in the air.
Nothing gets to them,
Not wisdom, not common sense.
If this what you are talking about.
Aunt : forest, forest for a year.
Mom: and then what?
Cats business is the best business in the world.
Poetess : may be it means something else?
I remember very well I didn't talk about ..you know or giv..g up like time before.
Mom: don't say those words.
Sister: I think it was coffee.
Grandma : may be you should start going for a walk every morning again?
Look, like me.
I am proud, I was born in 1928!
Sister: gym?
Aunt: it's all sounds weird to me now.
What did you dream night before?
Poetess : okay, have to go dance and watch cartoons.
Sister: me too!
Grandma : you see, spent time with family and smart thoughts shows up..
