New Kings..

Hilary: don't forget the pumpkin.
Harvey: what is it?
Hilary: that big orange vegetable.
Harvey (worrying): what if it was cursed..
I hear Church music already.
Hilary: it wasn't from our so called local friends, see all the pumpkins are in halfs from the customs.
Harvey: you look super hot today..
Hilary: Its dark in here!
Harvey: Some one looked at me from the tree!
Donald (quietly): messed up.
Hilary (looking on the street): great, our white house is orange now.
Donald (from nowhere): green and orange!
Harvey (jumps up): I thought it was Police.
Donald: shh.. don't scare children.. let's start tricking, I hope you brought candies.
Harvey: I have to watch for women.
Don't you think it's strange they mostly dress up like witches?
It's the most popular costume choice.
Hilary: is that a problem?
Donald: we can't ask him,
He didn't even vote.
Harvey: so many problems after 65.
Donald: now you should truly rely on God, but it's complicated.
Harvey (worrying again): why!
Donald: God might not hear you.
Too many people are asking the same question.
Hilary: I can't work like this!
Donald: you mentioned volunteering.
Hilary: no way.
Harvey: money is Evil, I can see it now!
Donald: give it to us and stop shaking already.
Hilary: keep focusing on the law, happines will come instantly.. boom..
Donald: only in fairy tales, what are you teaching kids.
Harvey (looking at the door): I see this man here every year!
Donald: its Ghost of democracy.
Legend says he will leave when our country will be completely democratic and freedom.
Hilary: I wonder when this day will come?
Donald: no one knows, that page was ripped in hundred of pieces.

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Hilary: what are those wires for?
Donald: what do you mean?
Aren't we travelling to glorious land.
It's a rocket sweetheart!
See the door.
Hilary: people are driving cars, ..roads..
Donald (dreamingly): ..different planets.. I wonder how they look..
First planet we discover, may be this moon, nice and shiny,
We will call America too.

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Donald: once again I was accused by fake news media
for not being very nice to the illegal immigrants. 
This news is completely false, 
because all I want is world peace beauty.
Look at our new luxurious door!

It's been my pleasure to be here, 

May be I will stop sometimes...

It's time to move on 

New Kings..

New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Aunthor: I wish I have smart thoughts, ideas,
But where I work full time there is no such luck.
I want humanitarian help.
Princess: your sing good someone else's songs, with your own, you sucks.
I can't understand anything except you are fat.
Princess number two: where is the boyfriend?
Princess: he read too many books and decided to live normal life.
Small house with two flags in the garden.
He is busy man now, eating own vegetables and swimming in own pool.
Princess number two: why two?
Princess: one is our flag and second for someone to drop humanitarian help,
Like if aliens see us and decide to throw bags with diamonds.
You know some planets are made from diamond.
Princess number two: really!
And why part of your white skirt is missing?
Princess: we don't have to sing really, but then we will have nothing to eat..

story

Old woman, old house.
Don't worry, my mother says,
She will fix every thing in five minutes.
When she says everything, she means me.
That where my mom learned her favourite words.
Plus it's summer, learn nature, people, farm, the one you've never seen in life.
Give you all you want to give to a friend!
It was going on for a week.
What happened girls?
When I talk, you stay quitet.
Right Julia, my grandaughter, but you know each other.
Every day she was teaching us,
Together with tv.
Mostly 1990s criminal news.
In what I didn't agree or understand,
Until I was thinking to write something.
No close friends, no giving anything or taking gifts from people,
Especially related to the money.
No celebrating birthdays, only New Year Eve..
Getting what we want any day,
Once a week a little party.
No attachment, no emotions, no feelings, no minding someone's business, no stealing.
Always being nice, polite and kind.
For forever you have to remember, teach your children.
Want to love some one, love your own.

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Donald: democratic nightmares without solutions.
Ops.. (turns off the light).
Hilary: there is no light..
My bag! My shoes!
Donald: we can't finance all laxuries,
Light or warm water?!
Hilary: My cat! I wasn't holding a dog!
Donald: bring to a shelter.
Hilary: my car!
Donald: focus on one thing.
Hilary: My wallet!
Donald: well exactly what is going to be, chaos.

How it was all began, under what star?
After what line you became my destiny?
What hill of useless phrases 
Left the fog of your sad eyes?

My Sweet and Tender Beast 
I love you so please believe.
My Sweet and Tender Beast,
My Sweet and Tender Beast.
I love you so please believe.
My Sweet and Tender Beast.

Maybe we will understand in many years. 
That there is no such love in the world, 
But while the eyes are glowing in the dark 
I want  to say crazy words.

My Sweet and Tender Beast 
I love you so please believe.
My Sweet and Tender Beast,
My Sweet and Tender Beast.
I love you so please believe 
My Sweet and Tender Beast.

My Sweet and Tender Beast 
I love you so please believe. 
My Sweet and Tender Beast,
My Sweet and Tender Beast.
I love you so please believe 
My Sweet and Tender Beast. 

"My sweet and tender Beast"

... no phone charger this week, I forgot it..no phone too:(

New Kings..

Voice from outside: brother Donald,
Have you seen sister Hilary?
Donald: no..
Voice from outside: what are you waiting for?
Donald: I'll look around.
Voice from outside: well quickly, free lunches are ready.
Donald: yes brothers.
Voice from outside: and sisters.
Thank you sweetheart.
Donald: we made America great,
We are living in perfect world,
Everything is free and open to everyone.
I can't eat it, it's probably cheap!
Now I am wondering how to make life back to normal.
Go back in the past?
Hilary: don't tell me we are in Heaven again.
Donald: not at all.
If that door on the sky to Heaven, it has giant lock on it.
Hilary: where are we?
Donald: in America!
See my porters are everywhere,
Even on my shirt.
Hilary: I remember light.
We got enlightened!
Donald: in five minutes?
It's aliens.
I was calling for spiritual wisdom, kindness and love,
I think only the aliens showed up.

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Hilary: give me this, give me that..
Donald: you said garbage can is always empty.
Hilary: I didn't know you are going to beat it.
Donald: I was stressed..
Hilary: poor homeless man.
It's not a gym.
Donald: we waisted 20 millions.
Great.. now you spilled coffee on the report.
Hilary: it looks like 2 dollars now.

story

Old house far a way.
Red star on the front door,
It means who is living here went to the Second World War.
My grandmother drove me here.
It’s all mixed together crisis in the country and summer,
Many places are closed because of strikes, first time we have no summer school.
Will learn nature, simple life, fresh air,
Don’t forget home work, anyway it’s only for one months,
My grandmother smiles.
Feels like giant dogs watching us near the house door.
One little puppy barks and fat orange cat goes outside.
Old woman is watching tv in the room.
My granddaughter will be here,
She is spoiled even more, but now they need babysitter.
In the evening me and another girl are having dinner,
Watching news.
I think I look like fresh spring chicken and she looks like angry little wolf.

New Kings..

Donald: what are those lines for?
Hilary: you said you are going to sign cold turkey.
Donald: I wasnt talking about those cold turkeys!
I was talking about signing new law.

New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princes (sneezing): achy!
Princes number two: what?
Princes: princes (sneezing) number three (sneezing). Actually she was number one, .. Originalle .. (sneezing). Princes number two: number one!? Princess: It’s dusty here (sneezing). She is hiding.
Princes number two: let's stare at her face, pretending of enjoying it.
Princes: won't move from her spot, just sits on it.
(sneezing).
Princes number two: who supposed to clean this fandom?
Princes: her slaves, but they are savage.
Princes number three or one: so nice to see you girls!
Someone tell me I am not dreaming!
Tell me I am not dreaming!
Princes number two: we met yesterday.
Princes number three or one: it wasn't not on TV.
Don't sit here, these chairs are clean.
Princes number one: achy!
Everything is dusty here.
Princes number three or one: are you New King number one spies?
Those chairs for guests.
Did you sleep with him too!
Cheater!
We are planning go back together.
Hopefully lightning strikes him,
But about it you can find from my new book.
I will tell all my secrets, like this one.
Before going to bed add one drop of lemon juice in the water and your skin will be new and shiny next morning.
Did you sleep with him?
Don't call 911 if floor breaks under New King number one.
Princes number two: no!
Princes number three or one: ..answring very quick..
What are you here for?

New Kings..

Donald: luckily we signed a deal.
Rich people go here, I open the door myself.
Poor people go here, two together on one seat.
American people go here, Mexican people go here, illegal immigrants go here.
Canadian people go here sweethearts,
The same place as American, only better,
They have free health care.
Women go here.
Ladies you don't mind if I show lands of fantasies personally?
Out of all, the best area so far.

story

Who they believe, I never fear.
Our grandmothers went together to the Second World War
And returned home.
Always feeling lucky.
What couldn't say about twenty seven million of people
Who gave lives away for the victory.
Every year we would go to for a day or two
To this old house in the middle of nowhere.
I don’t like people,
Old woman smiles.
She is the best teacher,
My grandmother smiles.
Person who gets her angry on the empty road won’t have chance to wink.
Then they both are laughing.
I kind of pretty much know.
When I was in grade four or five,
I always was taking money from little box on the top of the shelf.
Books, candies.. until I gave some money to my then best friend.
After a huge fight about stealing from own and giving strangers
I was sent for summer to old woman house.

story

We are driving to my grandmother’s old friend.
Just stay quite, - my grandmother says.
She is about seventy,
I think she is very beautiful.
Blond hair, red lipstick.
Only delicately smile, - my aunt replies.
Whatever they believe it’s not our business.
If there is Heaven,
We should assume there is the different side and some one worships it.
Unless they don’t have anyone.
Would you all stop,
They believe in something else,
It's not related to ...
I don't remember who said it.
It's old ancient believe our ancestors were beleaving thousands of years ago.
We all should learn our history better.
My mother is driving, but she forgets she drives,
And we are talking again about the government,
Twenties century, Heaven and ...
Back then I couldn't say this word.
Then my mother agrees I should do my home work.
After my father gets involved.
My parents are divorced.
For a while I listen  about judges and courts.
My aunt starts counting money.
Every time we go to grandmother's friend,
My aunt counts money and after she gets much more.
A while ago it became lucky habit...

...story

I am in the car,
Sweet 16.
My mom is driving, aunt at the passenger seat.
For an hour now they are arguing
If it was black cat sitting on the corner of the street.
It was brown cat, surely, there is no black cats in our city.
Do you know how hard is to breed a black kitten.
They don’t just breed from no where,
You need two black cats to get one black kitten.
My mom always has passion for cats and kittens.
What it was a witch, - my aunt get nervous.
She is studying natural healing in deep Siberian forest.
..and they try to get me for my knowledge?!
We don’t know to much, - my mom replies.
And why would a witch turn to a cat and sit on the street.
The witches have things to do,
They are busy.
My aunt agrees to drive.
Then they are talking about police officer who probably gave them a look,
And in an hour they remembered to pick up my grandmother.
We had to turn back.
I really started to believe a witch turned to a cat,
Because of that we forgot to pick up our grandmother.
Again road through small cities, farm lands and trees.
We are going to see the best family friend,
Who is living far away from people,
Knows unknown language and believes in beauty magic.
Her granddaughter is my friend,
And that only reason I am excited about.
We would go around all nice empty lands, forest and try what I think,
One of the most gorgeous clothes..