Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings..
New King number three: we should've went on vacation together.
Diamond:
how old is the bride?
New King
number two: she is monumental.
Diamond:
what is this?
New King
number two: a statue.
We counted
statues too very much.
Diamond:
statue!
New King
number two: if she is single you are lucky.
New King number five: hi.
New King number eight: hi girl.
New King number five: girl!?
New Queen number eight: he can't see far.
New King number five: I am in front of him!
New Queen number eight: he is from miserable vacation.
New King number five: vacation!
When we are all sitting at home!
New Queen number eight: I am wondering who was that goose?
New King number eight: they said it was dirty goose with germs.
New Queen number eight: I wish it was flamingo, I love to see flamingos here.
New Kings..
Diamond: how old is the bride?
New King
number two: what is the difference?
She is waiting for you in Acropolis.
Sign here
and take off your pants.
Diamond: my
pants!
New King
number four: we will do the vaccine.
In the
sitable place.
Who knows
how long you will sit at home.
Mister Himler: its surely safe.
New King number two: mister Himler!
Looks like we got another sat of bats.
Diamond: Hitler!
New King number two: mister Himler.
He was partying all the weekend, with wine and many people.
Looks like job for you.
Mister Himler: two hundred zeros.
New King number two: zero is zero.
Mister Himler: at least look good on the paper.
New King number one: I am not a night guard!
New Queen number two: it doesn't look like my couch.
New King number two: I was looking everywhere for you.
New Queen number two: if you think I am looking at this book, I am looking for password.
New Queen number one: we forgot the passwords.
New King number two: back to work sweethearts.
I know you mind are not at work, but we have to make it easier for our people.
We might open few work places.
New Kings..
New King number four: when they tell you, time is money, you are broke.
New King number two: sugar!
Servant 1: our sugar daddy.
Servant 2: yes.
Diamond: how old is the bride?
New King number two: what is the difference.
She has slaves.
Diamond: slaves!
New King number two: well, imaginary slaves.
You don't have to feed them.
Diamond: slave owner!
New King number two: it's a movie, level ten, gray.
Servant 1: not taking his mummy well.
Servant 2: did we make sure she was there?
New King number two: few millions, pretty much half of
Egypt.
Diamond: half of Egypt!
New King number two: big team.
Servant 1: time to eat.
Servant 2: dinner is ready.
New Kings.
Pharaoh: building, working, building building.
New King number two: oh my God.
New King number three: Pharaoh points his fingers like he knows what he is doing.
New King number one: he caught servants talking near the washroom.
I said they had squad meeting.
New King number two: I didn't even notice.
We started the pyramid.
New King number one: you need shower.
New King number two: always something.
New Kings..
Servant 2: don’t feed the cat too much.
He has mentality
of a fish.
New King
number two: have you seen black knight?
New King
number four: black knight, no.
New King
number two: Pharaoh wants to build pyramid.
Anyone knows
what pyramid is?
New King
number one: a lot of free labor.
New King
number four: listen, we can't do it to our people.
We have to give
them some money.
Fools gold.
Witch (on the phone)°: essential services!
Who, when,
where, how?!
Some one
did it again?
Mama Mia
(on the phone): miss witch,
When he was
small, his parents
didn't read
books how to raise a child good.
Witch: oh
yeah?
In this
case, only belt.
Mama Mia:
thank you.
King of
Fools (whisperings on the phone): I have a box full of singles.
I like it
like this.
I will be electrical
engine.
We can’t
use gloves!
Mama Mia
(on the phone): phone call!
King of
Fools (on the phone): essential services.
Sleepy!?
You can
sleep here.
You might not
be sleeping, but what you want me to
say.
Troll (on
the phone): I don't know man.
Witch: at
least, they are keep trying.
Troll: he
is writing book how to make beautiful lingerie.
Witch: some people are terrible at it.
When is he selling the book?
Troll: he is making signs now for everyone who is wearing lingerie.
Witch: it will not take long?
Troll: not for here.
Witch: this is wonderful news!
Fools gold.
King of Fools: did you get the book?
Troll: no one is allowed.
King of Fools: no women allowed!?
Troll: no one allowed!
King of Fools: no women allowed!?
That’s stuck.
I’ve been waiting since 10 o'clock.
Troll: back to work.
Let's create something!
King of Fools: oh yes.
I am a Chinese girl who is sexy!
Troll: you are very slow.
Fools gold.
Troll: good morning.
King of
Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.
Is it good
morning or good, good, good morning?
Um, um,
um..
I am making
fresh black coffee.
(whispering)
she likes t black.
(singing) I can be a coffee cup in her hand myself, start morning slow.
By the way,
monkey “The Genius” is all smiles this morning.
Troll: she will be slow one hundred.
Any
work?
King of
Fools: nah..
We are
still fighting the government for the bonus.
Fifty bucks and we surely are not backing out!
You can go and scream with us at lunch today.
Did you see my invoice for the night?!
Very busy.
Fools gold.
Fool (on the phone): yeah, women and female.
Two of them are cats.
Mama Mia: did you the government note?
Fool: the only sense is that useless.
King of Fools: note from monkey " the Genius" (reading) " we need bigger than one page book."
Fool: happy Friday.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): 58!
52, 54 with IQ way about zero!
Aren't you lucky!
We have to see to believe.
Unbelievable!
Troll: plumber is here.
King of Fools: push him in!
(on the phone) we are plumbing "super flash".
Boss of Trolls (reading sign on the door) :
doctor King of Fools?
How did he
become a doctor anyway?
Fool: he
knows what he writes on the paper.
King of
Fools: and we write very smoothly.
Tribe of Levi
According to the Bible, the Tribe of Levi is one of the tribes of Israel, traditionally descended from Levi, son of Jacob. The descendants of Aaron, who was the first kohen gadol (high priest) of Israel, were designated as the priestly class, the Kohanim.
Levite reading the law to the Israelites (1873 drawing)
The Tribe of Levi served particular religious duties for the Israelites and had political responsibilities as well. In return, the landed tribes were expected to give tithes to the Kohanim, the priests working in the Temple in Jerusalem, particularly the tithe known as the Maaser Rishon. The Levites who were not Kohanim played music in the Temple or served as guards. When Joshua led the Israelites into the land of Canaan the Levites were the only Israelite tribe that received cities but were not allowed to be landowners, because "the Lord God of Israel is their inheritance, as he said to them" (Book of Joshua, Joshua 13:33).
Notable descendants of the Levite lineage according to the Bible include Moses, Aaron, Miriam, Samuel, Ezekiel, Ezra, and Malachi.
New Kings..
New King number four: what is this?
Building blocks, toys?
New King number five: everything is broken.
My Lego set!
New King number seven: first time left them alone for a day.
And this exactly what happened.
They are going to say they were sleeping.
New King number five: one on one games are very expensive.
New Kings ..
Servant 2: oh God, sweet Moses,
Heavens.
Servant 1: Angels.
Servant 3: grandma.
New King number two: desert!
We didn't learn everything yet!
Servant 2: I don't want to go there.
New King number two: we will and must!
We don't have a choice.
Our beloved people have a choice, we don't.
Dead people have a choice!
Servants: God forgive our sins.
All at once.
New King number two: maximum capacity for a desert?
And what to do in it.
We don't know that.
don't know story.
Poetess: perfect happy ending for my "The bitches case" story.
"They don't want us to use the washrooms".
The real witch: are you at work?
Poetess: where else?
For two weeks we have to mark time when we go to the wash room.
The real witch: beast mark at work.
Poetess: the head office wants to.
And they always ho to me, because I am white.
Dark color people they won't bother to touch, bacause the one we have here, they don't care.
Grandma witch: my grandmother, she was very beautiful woman, did you put order for it?
The real witch: cursed him?
Poetess: secretly in words.
Nothing works!
The real witch: bring apple to that garden.
Poetess: I am only one who is nice and holding on papers in case I have to see a lawyer.
Grandma witch (singing): in the morning Hello often sounds like "oy", often sounds like "o" plus four letter word.
New Kings
Servant 2: Pharaoh mentions God.
Servant 1: he saw something golden.
Servant 3: he wants own Priests for the worships.
Pastor: apparently ours don't care to who.
Servant 1: teach us!
Pastor: the quick one:
Be healthy and have money.
Servant 2: thank you father.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): meaw.
Boss of Trolls: meaw?
King of Fools: I must've been day dreaming.
Boss of Trolls: well, its Friday.
How is the business going?
King of Fools: it's a dream!
We wrote six small books.
And working on one big.
Mama Mia and Monkey "The Genius" are both in love and all smiles!
They will add few love poems in the big book.
Oh.. this is our monkey "The Genius"!
Boss of Trolls: who she is in love with?
King of Fools: with me for now.
Zoo employee: should I tell her to turn more towards you when she is bending, sir?
King of Fools: we must!
One more time!
Fools gold.
King of Fools: cable is here, monitor is here..
Mama Mia: look at this, it’s a mess.
King of Fools: I think she actually tried to fit in.
Troll: what happened?
You dropped phone?
Is this back to the future?
King of Fools: monkey “The Genius” tried to do some work.
Absolutely no work was done!
Troll: I guess, monkey "The Genius" doesn't know how to work either.
King of Fools: nothing, nothing, nothing this year.
It doesn't surprise me.
Troll: what's new.
Some one didn't lock the cage.
King of Fools: the cage!
Have a drink.
Some one must've been stalking you.
Mama Mia: your book!
King of Fools: my book!
Only five pages left!
She should've ripped the whole thing!
Troll: for your poetry magazine "Another one"?
You have only pages to finish!
Say "yes".
Mama Mia: say "yes"!
You promised us.
Fools gold.
Fool (on the phone): you look very nice, beautiful.
Troll: I forgot my ball again.
King of Fools: there's ice outside.
You can play with the snow ball.
Mama Mia: play on the computer.
Fool: paper.
Mama Mia: put here.
I have enough.
Fool: he only called me at 10:30.
Mama Mia: since they closed all the gyms,
They have to enjoy what they see.
Phone call!
Boss of Trolls: how is the work going?
I must've missed something.
King of Fools: I have hard time writing with my foot.
Hopefully, this time will be brilliant.
Boss of Trolls: how is monkey "The Genius"?
King of Fools: she is all smiles.
Boss of Trolls: happy as usual.
King of Fools: more looking like for vacation.
Pink or blue!
Boss of Trolls: don't forget your lunch.
Fool: outside is sunny.
King of Fools: it makes more sense to write "outside is hot".
Fool: I am not wearing this disposable gloves at work, washing dishes, may be.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: she likes it black!
Troll: that's different.
King of Fools: thank you, thank you, thank you (kissing the keyboard).
Today we are going to work on very hot conversation.
Troll: you've been promising this for a year!
King of Fools: we will work on la rouse rouge April 1.
That's in French.
Fools gold.
Troll: what are those weird sounds?
Fool: the fire alarm?
Fool: someone left a napkin on the sink, near "super flash".
Fool: nothing gets dirty here, nothing.
Troll: happy Monday.
Mama Mia: what? (lauging).
Have you ever been in love?
I feel my minds flying like butterflies.
May be I have to focus on something.
Troll: work?
Mama Mia: I think he has wings.
Fool: Mama Mia, you are really changed today!
Mama Mia: hopefully he can't read my mind.
It's so nice..
King of Fools (whispering on the phone):
I am creature of the night.
You will be witness to my fitness.
Lake a snail, oink, oink.
Fool (on the phone): she is black,
I mean good black, I have to watch everything I am saying,
She turns everything around what I am saying.
Troll: this is crazy.
Fool: regular day.
Fool: pretend you didn't see anything.
Troll: I already didn't see anything yesterday.
Fool: that's true.
Troll: how long this work is going to take?
Fool: until we find the fools gold.
Fool: first King of Fools was looking for 85 years.
Troll: and where is he now?
Fool: retired and retarded.
He is our inspiration.
Fools gold.
Fool: what happened in the zoo?
Fool: monkey "The Genius" locked the door from the inside.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Where are we going?
Nowhere!
You can take a bus, bye.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
We are doing more then anyone else!
With bunch of zeroes we are only missing number one!
Yes, they are lying.
You will find something on Monday may be, bye.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Miss witch: my heater is possessed.
It turns on and off and its freaking me out.
King of Fools: will be shortly.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): I like how you look today.
Very cute.
Fool (on the phone): only 5 minutes breaks.
We need at least an hour.
Troll: are you coordinating shirt with your dress?
Mama Mia: I am covering fat.
Fool (on the phone): write the phone number, 9060969 extension 1.
Boss of Trolls: what is this?
King of Fools: our 6 fit apart pole.
Boss of Trolls: and who is dancing?
King of Fools: we are working full time!
Like to stay in.
Boss of Trolls: when this is going to be cleaned up?
King of Fools: not by our department.
We sprayed water on the floor already!
Boss of Trolls: can't tell much.
Stay on top of things.
King of Fools: I will do it for free!
Fools gold.
King of Fools (whispering on the phone): no muffins, no donuts, only Indian celebration.
In triple colors.
Mama Mia (on the phone): I don't know what to say.
You have to explain it properly.
King of Fools (on the phone): squashing! pushing! squashing! pushing!
We have to figure out!
Troll: you have too much time on your hands, way top much time.
King of Fools: she called my thing plastic.
Its rubber.
Troll: not in the mood.
King of Fools: second time this month!
Mama Mia: oh... come talk to us.
King of Fools: you need more work.
Only one thing I can recommend, it's a fact.
We are moving table and chairs today.
And we have blue blueberry rum cake!
Mama Mia: eat, you will be happy in seconds.
The government closed the gyms again.
You are only getting fat.
Troll: its okay.
Mama Mia: how?
You are getting fat in tight clothes.
Troll: they will open everything when they are ready.
King of Fools: ready for what!?
Troll: do you things.
King of Fools: we are always looking for higher standards hopefully on the right side.
Fools gold
Second witch: is that him?
Third witch: King of Fools.
King of Fools: special task force!
I was looking for the best location.
First witch: essentiall services!
King of Fools: I have emergency!
First witch: what is this?
King of Fools: the government notes, we have to get rid of it.
We never got the bonus!
Second witch: we can give you the phone number.
King of Fools: lots of work, too busy.
First witch: from Mickey Mouse to high tech.
Third witch: did you bring the cake?
King of Fools: I forgot.
Second witch: what do you mean, you forgot?
It's only one thing on the list right here.
Second witch: too much garbage.
First witch: let’s just burn it.
Third witch: this is paper!
We have to recycle!
King of Fools: the government locked everything down again.
I wish they will lock down our fridges.
First witch: we would ran outside, but now it's cold.
King of Fools: we get fat everywhere.
Do you have anything for it?
First witch: love potions.
King of Fools: sure.
We need it.
I heard you are in love.
First witch: from the floor to all the way up.
King of Fools: is he hot or is he hot?
First witch: hot, juicy and delicious.
King of Fools: I know this feeling.
Second witch: we never got the bonus either.
First witch: when you are in love..
King of Fools: only two you care about..
First witch: how ho be happy and stay beautiful.
King of Fools: smells rosy here.
Second witch: we spilled detergent here.
Fools gold.
First witch: hot.
Second witch: cold.
First witch: hot.
Second witch: cold.
First witch: hot, hot, hot!
Hot!
Second witch: you have picture of the same man on your cards!
First witch: I know.
Second witch: are you in love?
First witch: you have any potions for it?
Second witch: we have love potion.
Third witch: King of Fools on the phone!
First witch (on the phone): who is this?!
King of Fools: did you get the note?
First witch: about what?
King of Fools: about working at work.
Second witch: it's old times.
Third witch: you tell me.
First witch: are you lying down?
No, we didn't get the note.
Second witch: we are working more like from 9 o'clock.
King of Fools: we left notes on all the garbage cans!
First witch: we burn our garbage.
King of Fools: you freeze me with your answers! Bye.
First witch: have nice lunch.
King of Fools: Mama Mia, make a change in the note, add word "convenient " at any convenient time".
Fools gold
King of Fools (whispering on the phone): my yumm, yumm.
Mama Mia: a big one, you are right.
Big one are always cheaper.
Fool: water is water.
Mama Mia: I like the brand.
Fool: miss witch!
Witch: last night sucked.
He called me a good girl and I wish he called me something else.
Fool: he suppose to still read proper books.
Fool: there is so much to learn.
Witch: you are right.
Fool: miss witch,
Should I be boring or have fun.
Witch: go for it bro.
You might get your surprise from today.
King of Fools: I don't think I will be comfortable at strip bars anymore.
I am messed up!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): what is he missing?!
He know we don't do anything!
Tell him to call tomorrow.
Busy today.
Fools gold.
Fool (on the phone): where is King of Fools?
Mama Mia (on the phone): essential services!
Relaxing at home.
(listenning) You can't go anywhere, you can't touch anyone.. bye.
Fool: we are running out of fools!
You are hiding them all!
Mama Mia: essential services!
Any one who can talk, can answer the phone.
Fool: I get nothing with this government.
Mama Mia: essential services!
They are teaching you how to be businessman.
Fool: excuse me.
Mama Mia (on the phone): essential services!
(listening) Is it the same size?
Find a grip and see what’s in it.
Stay on top of it! Bye.
Fool: excuse me.
Mama Mia: I knew you will come back again.
Fool: my shoelaces are cursed.
Mama Mia: oh, oh..
Let me fix it myself.
Fool: where is King of Fools?
Mama Mia: at home.
Fool: only we are here?
You and me.
Fools gold.
Boss of Trolls: how are you?
King of Fools: good.
Boss of Trolls: that's a young man!
King of Fools: Tequila before and after.
Boss of Trolls: what place are you working at!?
Did you find your gold?
King of Fools: we found 25 bucks in the washroom at Walmart.
Boss of Trolls: you are on the way to your million.
It might take a while to count..
Fools gold.
King of Fools (whispering on the phone): you look beautiful at 8 o'clock.
Troll: are you ready to work?
Mama Mia: then more I am ready to work than more I want to go home.
King of Fools: it's the wrong size!
Fool: they mixed it.
Troll: what is the wrong size?
King of Fools: the boxes.
We ordered the big ones.
Fool: for our gold.
King of Fools: send a text
"Big boxes only. Only".
Fool: they should at least specify.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: why are you checking the large gloves, I know it's your dream, but..
Troll: meeting.
King of Fools: you didn't wear mask at night.
Why are you checking all the sizes?
About what?
Troll: because you didn't work yesterday.
King of Fools: we had a problem here.
Troll: in the forest?
What is the easiest way to find which way to go?
Read the map!
Mama Mia: wow.
Fool: what else do you know?
Fool: map look big.
King of Fools: don't guess.
Fool: you are right.
Mama Mia: we have to slow down.
Troll: what else do you do on it?
Fool: south, east.
Troll: what?
Mama Mia: if we guess, we might get the right answer.
Troll: we round how many people we have.
King of Fools: five fools and me.
Troll: it makes it easier.
Mama Mia: I see minuses.
Troll: its miles and kilometers.
We will mess it up!
King of Fools: and blame on someone else.
Troll: do it at home.
Don't tell me you are wasting our time on this.
King of Fools: we don't know what it is!
Fools gold.
First witch: King of Fools!
Who wants to talk?
Second witch: where is the boss?
First witch: she is at lunch.
Second witch: (on the phone): who is this?
King of Fools (on the phone): I am looking for a hot sexy lady. (whispering) I like it hot.
Second witch: no.
King of Fools: it was little bit quick.
First witch: we are having good times here.
King of Fools: let me qualify, I am looking for a fool.
Witch: can we have the same hours but less work?
King of Fools: sure.
My signs tell me I will find one tomorrow.
Second witch: don't worry, we fixed everything yesterday.
You will find her in the library.
King of Fools: what is she doing in the library?
First witch: extra bonus.
You like it?
King of Fools: I like it a lot!
Fools gold.
Fool: I like the dress.
Mama Mia: not to short?
Fool: I like the style too.
Time: first time see a person going to mountains in mini skirt.
Fool: you are jealous.
Troll: what a guess.
All this bubbles!
Fool: monkey " The Genius" loves bubbles.
King of Fools: don't touch each other.
Fool: next time we are taking Bonita.
King of Fools: oh yeah.
Fool: how fat is Bonita?
Fool: about 250 pounds, perfect for a pig.
Mama Mia: we didn't check when we left.
King of Fools: she was excited anyway.
Fool: we will find the fools gold and quit.
Mama Mia: I will go on vacation.
Troll: very popular opinion.
Fool: so my phone was here, my dress there and then another guy called.
Fool: oh my goodness.
King of Fools: where is the mountain!
Fools gold.
Troll: let's do it!
How we do it!?
King of Fools (on the phone): pizza pizza!
Triple zero!?
Fantastic.
You got it! (whispering) we will bake slowly.
Yes, ... yes!?
After this conversation I will be mixing dough myself!
Will be ready by January 31!
Mama Mia (on the phone): and what happened? Nothing?
Fools gold.
King of Fools (on the phone): we need the gyms!
We need more of resistance.
Yes, work in it!
Will be open on Friday!
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
Will work every day.
Troll: he keeps looking at the door.
King of Fools: it makes sense.
Fool: 100% of fools looking at the door or clock during the day.
Mama Mia: I dont care, I am going for lunch.
Fool: I am going home.
Troll: we need you all here!
King of Fools: hopefully not.
Troll: this is here, this is here! (throwing papers).
King of Fools: I dont see anything.
Troll: it's a mess!
King of Fools: it doesn't matter.
The whole work has to be done,
I mean in the entire world, all work must be done.
And tell me, who is going to do it?
Fools gold.
Mama Mia: people are calling again.
See what happens when you answer the phone at the first place.
Troll: the front is hot, the office is freezing.
Fool: expensive... why did you buy it?
Mama Mia: I dont know,
I think it was Friday, 13.
Fool: monkey "The Genius" sent as a text
"You are getting fat everywhere".
Fool: we need to do more walking.
Its half of the exercise.
Mama Mia: I don't care any more.
King of Fools (on the phone): no idea!
Boss of Trolls (on the phone): how wearing masks go?
King of Fools: it doesn't bother me at all!
At first, yes, not very comfortable, like someone is touching you slowly in the gloves, but better to be healthy.
We will enjoy something else.
Boss of Trolls: you may have a baby from big invisible hand.
King of Fools: what!
Boss of Trolls: open the problem list.
King of Fools: men clean "super flash" better than women.
Boss of Trolls: its life.
King of Fools: you think?
I thought they were high.
Fools gold.
Fool: Bonita and Carlos.
They never apart.
Fool: all I can say, our lucky pigs are in love.
Troll: it doesn't make sense.
Fool: fine, for people like you, they are busier now.
Fool: we never see you with a woman.
Troll: I am at work!
Fool: you need love.
King of Fools (whispering on the phone): you suppose not to ask questions when you are learning.
We should know what we learned at least five minutes later.
Troll: after one million chances..
Oh my God..
When you find the fools gold,
What would you do?
King of Fools: nothing.
Troll: just sit on the couch and watch all this money?
King of Fools: yeah, with the fools.
If you are curious.
Troll: what about other people?
King of Fools: they can work for the rest of their lives.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (whispering on the phone): looking forward for tonight.
Fool: good morning.
Fool: good night.
King of Fools: what time do you finish!
If you can't sleep, call me.
Fool: good morning.
King of Fools: lots of work?
Fool: tell me about it.
King of Fools: you can dump it here.
Troll: good morning.
King of Fools: one and two!
Um, um, um (singing) after the weekend.
Mama Mia: good morning.
King of Fools: let's get real.
Its Monday.
Troll: I like this idea better.
King of Fools: let's hit the city and check the girls tities.
It's a song!
Just kidding, we will visit the witches.
See, if they have good lottery numbers.
Monkey "The Genius" wants us to make money for the holidays.
First witch: King of Fools!
Second witch: you look the same!
King of Fools: any numbers girls?
First witch: we believe in miracles!
Troll: any magic ladies?
First witch: think of a another question, no magic no matter what.
Second witch: we work for our money!
First witch: here, five dollars, buy something for yourself.
Third witch (looking on the crystal ball): the King is coming!
King of Fools: I am already here!
She knows everything.
Ttoll (sarcastically): they are the one!
First witch: not that easy.
don't know story.
1.
Spanish
speaking officer: buenos amigos Americano dollars and
Grasias
cappuccino spy amore me mia or go holla dulce bonita smoking
muchacho
Cuban
cigars from the wrong side comediante idiota belissimo taco Bella Don
Pedro.
Fiesta
me amor?
Inner
voice: can I make a phone call?
Spanish
speaking officer: my friend...
(gives
old style radio station): dial 1800 first, its free.
Poetess
(answering, in sexy voice): Amore..!
Why
are you always calling me?!
Inner
voice: Of course I am calling you, you are my girl..
2.
Inner
voice: don't know how... sounds familiar...
I
always create something stupid,
None
of my business what people think about me.
She
(Poetess) doesn't care either,
Today
is the witches case,
Since
they pissed her off again (laughs)..
Don't
worry, it's slang.
The
real witch: protesting!
I
am only the real one here, entitled to the title.
It's
skills and talent, mysterious beauty.
I
am sorry, those women are ugly.
Not
that something wrong with it.
Activity
on the social media..
Inner
voice: my dear!
I
never argue with the real witch.
(Kissing
a frog).
And
when you will turn into a princess?
Kissing
her for few months already. ..
(Reading
the
instructions):
kiss until it will be written on the sky not to do so..
Granny
translated from English,
She
learned it in 1947..
(Kisses
the frog again).
Today
is the bad women case.
One,
two and three...
3.
Inner
voice : back to the bad women case.
Since
we have ten minutes lunch,
It's
enough to write something.
Bad
woman number one: didn't to say the "Don't know" story is
finished?
Inner
voice: ops, I forgot.
Bad
woman number three: conveniently!
Inner
voice: one more.. (thinking) interesting person is here,
The
undiscovered genius. ..sounds familiar. .
Anyway.
.
Poetess:
I was ignoring them completely,
No
good morning,
No
good night, no go to h..
Inner
voice ( interrupts): hold on, hold on.
I
thought you provoke, not start the fight.. miscommunication I
mean.
Yoga,
exercise, writing, printing box,
Texting
on the phone,
All
at work by the way,
Any
clues..
Poetess:
I worked in many places and every where was deeply liked at
least,
Here
too, mostly after 4 pm,
When
we are going home and before 8 am..
Inner
voice: liked when you touched a person inappropriately?
Poetess:
I was waiving the exit to other people,
Who
would stay so close?...
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